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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


This is admirable, except for perhaps unwisely opening himself to lawsuits with the public declaration. I hope he saved enough money scamming to pay damages.

I don't understand the goon hatred.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
:cheers:

Kimchi Surplus
Dec 4, 2007

Daddy's out of bourbon...

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

I just want to say that I enjoy and look forward to all of your updates, NEET translators. I don't reply to most updates because I usually don't have anything funny or interesting to add, but know that I am always here, watching and waiting.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

Post more NEET!!!






Thank you! The posters make it all worth it.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Brother Make posted:





Thank you! The posters make it all worth it.

lol, tohru is gonna get stopped for public intoxication and get searched and when the cop finds the 200 bux he's gonna get accused of selling drugs and then it's straight to gay baby jail.

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.



Thanks, y'all. A fan-translator couldn't ask for a better readership.


Oh, gently caress!

*checks to see if you can get a DUI operating a bicycle while intoxicated*

Oh, gently caress! :ohdear:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Appoda
Oct 30, 2013

Japan has much more lenient public intoxication laws. So lenient that there aren't any for pedestrians, if memory serves. Dunno about biking with a buzz, though.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Tohru is drunker than he realized. Hes going to hit and run the cop

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

The Alchemist posted:

Tohru is drunker than he realized. Hes going to hit and run the cop

:neet:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
In Massachusetts a bartender once told me that a DUI on a bike there was treated equivalently as a DUI in a car which I partly understand though am largely confused by.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Touru does love thinking about various things.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.








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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
they get hired to do the japanese version of Penn and Teller b*llshit

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

The Alchemist posted:

they get hired to do the japanese version of Penn and Teller b*llshit

They're going to pivot to climate change denial?

Appoda
Oct 30, 2013

I don't think I've ever considered what the climate truther situation is in Japan.

Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

Post more NEET!!!





Bicycles are classified as "minivehicles" apparently. It's definitely a crime, which will at least carry a fine. Japan is a pretty dense country in many places, so it can be easy for a bicyclist to drunkenly wander into people or traffic.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
lol, what a great deduction Mr. Policeman: "This guy cannot be drunk, he's riding his bike really fast!"

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Brother Make posted:





Bicycles are classified as "minivehicles" apparently. It's definitely a crime, which will at least carry a fine. Japan is a pretty dense country in many places, so it can be easy for a bicyclist to drunkenly wander into people or traffic.

Hahahaha, if you don't want to do the time then don't do the crime, Tohru!

Off to gay baby jail with you, and without your bike. At least you won't be ridden there youself, because even the "hardened" criminals in Japan are polite. :)

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Every timeline was crime NEET all along.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
riding a bike in Tokyo sounds extremely stressful to me

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


AARD VARKMAN posted:

riding a bike in Tokyo sounds extremely stressful to me

Sounds like you need something to take the edge off

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


AARD VARKMAN posted:

riding a bike in Tokyo sounds extremely stressful to me

I mean considering how Tokyo is very well covered by a bunch of public transit options (mainly subways AFAIK) it's very likely that you won't be biking cross-city and riding in the middle of very high traffic avenues.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

DrPossum posted:

In Massachusetts a bartender once told me that a DUI on a bike there was treated equivalently as a DUI in a car which I partly understand though am largely confused by.

dui on a horse counts as drunk walking, dui on a horse drawn buggy counts as drunk driving

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Brother Make posted:





Bicycles are classified as "minivehicles" apparently. It's definitely a crime, which will at least carry a fine. Japan is a pretty dense country in many places, so it can be easy for a bicyclist to drunkenly wander into people or traffic.

u

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.





Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.





the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

:neet: that son of a bitch

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Shimoka was able to obtain that information through illegal channels.

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