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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Ukrainian refugees to earn double Nectar points on the first £100 they spend on qualifying purchases

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
SKILLS
WALLETS

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
ukrainians will be allowed entry as long as they provide one cleaned and polished skull, for the skull throne.

the requirement will be increased as more refugees enter.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/Nadine_Writes/status/1501637351273074690

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol this twitter thread

https://twitter.com/BareLeft/status/1501652465065807875?s=20&t=7DwiycXknnlQJib_zGC0dw
https://twitter.com/BareLeft/status/1501655282828685317?s=20&t=7DwiycXknnlQJib_zGC0dw

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

i respect the uk in a completely hosed up way for not following the rest of europe in opening its doors wide to ukrainians while tearfully saying "it's cause they're white" on national tv, the brits don't give a gently caress

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Doctor Jeep posted:

i respect the uk in a completely hosed up way for not following the rest of europe in opening its doors wide to ukrainians while tearfully saying "it's cause they're white" on national tv, the brits don't give a gently caress

oh yeah it's good to not accept refugees from a war zone, and you worked out the exact magic words to make it so for yourself, congrats

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Dustcat posted:

oh yeah it's good to not accept refugees from a war zone, and you worked out the exact magic words to make it so for yourself, congrats

it's a joke, idiot
as in, not what i actually think

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Dustcat posted:

oh yeah it's good to not accept refugees from a war zone, and you worked out the exact magic words to make it so for yourself, congrats

woosh

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


The worst thing about letting in Ukrainian refugees is the hypocrisy.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

didn’t someone do a study and found out that our politicians are much more racist, islamophobic and generally hateful to the public and refugees than the public at large

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jel Shaker posted:

didn’t someone do a study and found out that our politicians are much more racist, islamophobic and generally hateful to the public and refugees than the public at large

Yes

Also transphobic

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Jel Shaker posted:

didn’t someone do a study and found out that our politicians are much more racist, islamophobic and generally hateful to the public and refugees than the public at large
our politicians are more racist, islamophobic and generally hateful to the public and refugees than skeletor, dr doom and megatron put together

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Jel Shaker posted:

didn’t someone do a study and found out that our politicians are much more racist, islamophobic and generally hateful to the public and refugees than the public at large

Yes but also the public at large don't decide elections its a minority of rich 50+ bigots and homophobes in the SE of England who do, so politics is all focused on their wants.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

guardian live feed posted:

Patel said: “From Tuesday, I can announce that Ukrainians with passports will no longer need to go to a visa application centre to give their biometrics before they come to the UK.

“Instead, once their application has been considered and appropriate checks completed, they will receive direct notification that they’re eligible for the scheme and can come to the UK.

“In short, Ukrainians with passports will be able to get permission to come here fully online from wherever they are and will be able to give their biometrics once in Britain.
[...]
While the European Union allows visa-free travel for Ukrainians fleeing the fighting, the UK insisted they are necessary to guarantee security.

Patel told the Commons: “I am in daily contact with the intelligence and security agencies who are providing me with regular threat assessments.

“What happened in Salisbury showed what [Russian President Vladimir] Putin is willing to do on our soil. It also demonstrated that a small number of people with evil intentions can wreak havoc on our streets.”

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/SW1AIrish/status/1501724443797868548

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

lmao put up a border then you coward

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/vicderbyshire/status/1501823010239565825?s=20&t=4PPQyQGsilizZpb1CwgHYg

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The visas are wrong at a time when immigration is still going on

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

keep punching joe posted:

lmao put up a border then you coward

They're working in it
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/non-irish-eu-citizens-will-need-travel-clearance-to-cross-border-under-uk-plan-1.4750435

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

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Since the Tories just waived the biometrics checks until in-country, this once again counts as being flanked from the left by the Tories

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008


Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
if the visa process is anything like the skilled worker visa I’m on, then my condolences. it’s all privatized with some company called VFSGlobal, which you can imagine makes it even more of a hassle. they even upsell you poo poo like £5 to get text updates on your visa application, though you’d hope they aren’t for Ukrainians (lol).

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/ITVBorderRB/status/1501542514037526529

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
been saying nationalism was a hill I am quite literally likely to die on for years and yet no one ever believes me

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/GuardianHeather/status/1501870549542260743?s=20&t=Ct7URnPnES9XikFbNHigJA

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Ed Miliband would drink dog cum on live television if the Labour party told him to

The man does not have an ounce of self respect

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Futanari Damacy posted:

SKILLS
WALLETS

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


MikeCrotch posted:

Ed Miliband would drink dog cum on live television if the Labour party told him to

The man does not have an ounce of self respect

Pardon you! I'm trying to eat my jellied eels

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Hope she told that thug to go eat poo poo.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

I don't want to know to what she was actually referring; I choose to believe "a small number of people with evil intentions" referred to herself and her confederates.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Hope she told that thug to go eat poo poo.

What have you got against Mikey Martin eh?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/j_bigboote/status/1502023889664233472?t=4Nj5YCGuEMc_Vto5eZ1l5Q&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol the source is almost certainly Luke the nuke whenever it's anonymous like this

https://twitter.com/ejhchess/status/1502078098472325124?t=Id5WtRCCHrdAXSoTVJ8x7Q&s=19
https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1502203275726184452?t=mnXeLDLxYu1yYDOrsrhFbA&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Not that anyone expected different but it's going to get extremely grim very fast


https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1502224363143122952?t=YhdvPOftyKXtQbCeN2LcWA&s=19

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Prices are too high to help people with, let's just not bother until things calm down a bit

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




plesae stop saying biometrics

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
they're going to boil the frog by not intervening now, hoping everyone will just forget that their gas and electric bills normally reduce during the summer and then 'help' in the autumn when prices rise AGAIN with a 'we're going to reduce tax/VAT on fuel prices/etc' for next winter

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
we're going to have a christmas truce with gas prices

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
level up your skills wallet now for a £50 loan to cover your winter bills

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