- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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amusing ourselves with mere frivolities while the world burns. satisfying our carnal whims with trifling little things.
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Mar 9, 2022 15:10
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- Adbot
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May 15, 2024 04:10
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- nut
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buying every kinder egg at the grocery store, opening them, and throwing all the chocolate and toys out without assembling them
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Mar 9, 2022 15:20
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I'm a proud citizen of Libertia.
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Mar 9, 2022 19:31
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- Escape From Noise
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I dunno. I was never a huge fan of their music.
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Mar 9, 2022 19:49
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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i've stopped drinking water, only libertinis (a martini but made with pureed librarian)
I'm a librarian, so when I drink a martini it is automatically a libertini.
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Mar 9, 2022 22:01
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- gleebster
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Only a howler
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Wilkes and libertine!
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Mar 12, 2022 21:53
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Libertines are 30% smaller than normal liberts. There's also whole wheat liberts and spicy nacho liberts.
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Mar 12, 2022 22:13
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- google THIS
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Libertines™ are the hot new superfruit I just can't get enough of them haha you should buy some
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Mar 12, 2022 23:18
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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oh good like these a lot more than ritz for a quick snack with some peanut butter on them
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Mar 13, 2022 21:20
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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like cleopatra, I bathe daily in asses milk; unlike cleopatra (presumably) I add chocolate syrup and bring a straw to make bubbles. yes, strawberry syrup is sometimes on the table.
*Squeezing two butt cheeks together repeatedly* It's hard to get much milk from these asses!
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Mar 13, 2022 23:02
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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I'm a librarian, so when I drink a martini it is automatically a libertini.
*handing you a box of saltines* Hey, give these out to people
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Mar 14, 2022 08:44
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- FutonForensic
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Mar 14, 2022 15:46
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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*Squeezing two butt cheeks together repeatedly* It's hard to get much milk from these asses!
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Mar 14, 2022 15:51
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Spelled out "In this thread" the title makes a good album name.
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Mar 14, 2022 17:01
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- google THIS
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Combining four libertines to make a whole liberfork
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Mar 15, 2022 02:28
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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Combining four libertines to make a whole liberfork
Combining three libertines to make a libertrident to rule the libersea
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Mar 17, 2022 08:18
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Water of which makes excellent libertea.
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Mar 17, 2022 09:45
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I think people just aren't hearing what we have to offer.
I think we should SAY IT LOUDER
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Mar 17, 2022 09:45
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Apologies to Manifisto:
Like cleopatra, I bathe daily in asses milk; unlike cleopatra (presumably) I don't have a permanent tan. (If my eyes are dark enough to be considered as such, if you know what I mean?)
Not to mention: I got a face like a smacked arse. I got a face like a smacked arse.
In fairness, I'm not entirely sure how smacking a 'arse' would result in a face as my face. However, in spite of such evidence to the contrary, I'm convinced that I got a face like a smacked arse.
I've got a face like a smacked arse.
I am more than aware that this isn't the greatest of examples, but still: I do have a face like a smacked arse.
In conclusion: I have a face like a smacked arse.
I got a face like a smacked arse.
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Mar 18, 2022 04:19
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May 15, 2024 04:10
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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pulling out my ereader and "best remembered poems" i sit cross legged on the dais and smoke a ice cream flavor (legal) blunt.
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Mar 24, 2022 20:44
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