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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
can you do a #superkick in the Project Pit due to the chaos therein

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/BamSullivan/status/1504127789280157697

much better

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


im going to control my narrative and disobey all of these rules

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
They need to pay Shane McMahon to fully make this thing Raw Underground 2.0

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Tato posted:

They need to pay

Let me just stop you right there

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
how is low-ki not associated with this it sounds like the most low-ki poo poo thats ever existed

I want to see low-ki dishing out full force kicks on austin aries because its his narrative and he's controlling it

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Low Ki already controls his narrative and therefore doesn’t need to take part.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
"matches"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I want to know about the chaos that ensues in the PROJECT PIT

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Is the PROJECT PIT near the #RANTROOM?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

PROJECT PIT sounds like Three 6 Mafia's wrestling promotion, which would be 1000x more fun than this bullshit.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
What if we started a wrestling promotion that's got all the worst parts of Fight Club, American Psycho and being trapped in a lift with a guy who works in marketing?

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

CombineThresher posted:

PROJECT PIT sounds like Three 6 Mafia's wrestling promotion, which would be 1000x more fun than this bullshit.

all the belts are spinner belts

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
It has occurred to me that CYN is basically if someone modded Double Dragon so all the characters were Abobo.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

pretty funny that they desperately wanted to rip off the fight club speech but also didn't want to tell people not to talk about their promotion so they half assed it

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Endless Mike posted:

Is the PROJECT PIT near the #RANTROOM?

actual answer from what I have gathered from the recaps of the first "show":

they seem to have more inexperienced or green wrestlers billed as PROJECT: [CODENAME] who lurk outside the ring as permanent lumberjacks for every match, so I assume the PROJECT PIT is anywhere not between the ropes. but who the gently caress knows, they could have them all touching nuts in an oubliette somewhere backstage

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

dudes rock

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

He fixed the typo at least!
https://twitter.com/therealec3/status/1504159262158766085?t=i5w-YEdijFoOLMZeWxv5RA&s=19

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Owned nerds!!!

https://twitter.com/therealec3/status/1504159264599908359

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Any day now Sasha Baron Cohen or Nathan Fielder are gonna come out and reveal this as a ruse right?

Right?

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

sticklefifer posted:

It has occurred to me that CYN is basically if someone modded Double Dragon so all the characters were Abobo.



drat now i have to cancel abobo

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So if you lose does that mean the narrative controls you?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Codependent Poster posted:

So if you lose does that mean the narrative controls you?

It means it means it means it means it mean it's mean

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
YOU ARE IN CONTROL*

*also follow all the rules pls

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011


:allears: Sigh, those were the days :allears:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


YOU ARE IN CONTROL but you can't do these moves and you must still obey all our rules.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


lmao i forgot about this crucial crew-rear end nonsense

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Seams posted:

Low Ki already controls his narrative and therefore doesn’t need to take part.

Except when a particular CZW security guard happens to be nearby.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

actually life is like a hurricane

and a highway

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

sticklefifer posted:

life is like a hurricane

in the

rant room

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
CYN is like if the "no slapping your thigh during kicks" sign became sentient and started a promotion

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

El Generico posted:

CYN is like if the "no slapping your thigh during kicks" sign became sentient and started a promotion

CYN is like if the "no slapping your thigh during kicks" sign became sentient, watched Fight Club with a bunch of a bunch of roided up bros going "whooooooooaaaaaa!" for the entirety of its runtime and completely missed the point and then started a promotion.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

edogawa rando posted:

CYN is like if the "no slapping your thigh during kicks" sign became sentient, watched Fight Club with a bunch of a bunch of roided up bros going "whooooooooaaaaaa!" for the entirety of its runtime and completely missed the point and then started a promotion.

CYN is a sentient college bro bedroom wall with Tyler Durden, Scarface, Boondock Saints, Joker, Walter White, and Rick Sanchez posters on it, and doesn't pick up on any of the nuance that none of those characters are heroes.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



This remains the greatest moment in the history of the Internet Sports Entertainment Community

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=go00VAtFdhGu-wk1OX8emA&s=19

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





I'd post vinceflex.jpg, but CYN doesn't deserve such a beautiful image

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I'm glad wrestling now has a home for all the zero charisma roid boys who always say "But if it was real I'd win" but mysteriously don't want to actually join a real fighting promotion.

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cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
Getting a look like that is more about the peptide cancer cocktail than roids tho

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