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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

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waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Scholtz posted:

I'm in the last semester of my IH program (:toot:) and for my Occupational Safety Engineering course we have to pick a piece of equipment, a tool, a consumer product, an industrial process or industrial operation to scrutinize and perform a systems safety analysis on.

Any fun ideas for what to tackle? I know garage door openers are pretty scary, or I was thinking maybe that chainsaw disc attachement for an angle grinder that was posted earlier.

Not asking for the thread to do my homework! Just trying to think of fun/interesting subjects instead of doing same ol' same ol'

Bigclivedotcom did a video on the Chinese ebay mini chainsaw without any trigger safeties. It might have already been linked but it's a favorite to rewatch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgNGHehIsSw

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

waffle iron posted:

Bigclivedotcom did a video on the Chinese ebay mini chainsaw without any trigger safeties. It might have already been linked but it's a favorite to rewatch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgNGHehIsSw

I'm the screw on the front of the body that's sticking out like a quarter of an inch and wiggles about visibly. It appears to be intended to hold the guard he didn't use.

Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Mar 17, 2022

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Pretty much

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

black flagged for exceeding track limits in T1

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/0oujzRg.mp4

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
e: I'm an idiot

old bean factory fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Mar 17, 2022

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




More like OSHIT

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


drat I miss outdoor raves.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

mattfl posted:

My brother(a licensed electrician) sent me these this morning when he got to a job to clean up a previous "handyman's" work.







Ran the gently caress away from that job and stopped at a convenience store and saw this lol


SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


GWBBQ posted:

Also, on the sprinkler subject, have the NIST recreation of The Station nightclub fire without sprinklers and what it could have looked like if there were sprinklers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxiOXZ55hbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT1EWVR1iP8

Two videos, 3 minutes, a concise visual representation of "regulations are written in blood". Christ.

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




My job's main office is across the street from several steel mills. Someone did that last year and the building shook.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



oontz oontz oontz oontz

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




wesleywillis posted:

God, how many bags of cheetos were lost in that fire? :(

About half a year before I started my chip route, Grippos had a recall on every single one of their BBQ chips. Someone had found metal shavings on top of one of the seasoning machines and they were either forced or decided to just recall everything. The owner had to rent an extra dumpster with all the chips they were told to throw out.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

this has a strong "post-natural-disaster gotta hook the portable generator to the house" vibe

(I say this as a man who has constructed and successfully used a suicide cord for ~3 months to power my house after Irma/Maria)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
So this guy that I work with, knew a guy who was an arborist.


:siren: :nms::siren:
Don't read this article. It involves a wood chipper.

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/arborist-killed-in-oshawa-wood-chipper-incident-a-wonderful-young-man

no_tears
Dec 20, 2020

Bing Bong

wesleywillis posted:

So this guy that I work with, knew a guy who was an arborist.


:siren: :nms::siren:
Don't read this article. It involves a wood chipper.

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/arborist-killed-in-oshawa-wood-chipper-incident-a-wonderful-young-man


Oh god I read that as “knew a guy who was an abortionist” then with the wood chipper added in there..oof. Hell of a way to go

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

what's shazam with you, baby

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

wesleywillis posted:

So this guy that I work with, knew a guy who was an arborist.


:siren: :nms::siren:
Don't read this article. It involves a wood chipper.

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/arborist-killed-in-oshawa-wood-chipper-incident-a-wonderful-young-man


So what actually happened?

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7075601963081157930

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Scratch Monkey posted:

So what actually happened?

he was pulled through the wood chipper miraculously unscathed but was then struck by lightning and died

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Scratch Monkey posted:

So what actually happened?

Don't know. I just heard about it today, and it only happened yesterday.

Actually the site I was on there was a guy from Durham Region (Oshawa Ont. where the guy was killed is in Durham Region) who showed up and he was talking about it with one of the traffic control guys. My helper today was the guy who knew the guy. A little while later, when we were finished for the day he was all like "Hey, you know the guy we were talking about that got killed in the wood chipper? That was one of my buddies from college".

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Mar 18, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Scratch Monkey posted:

So what actually happened?

I think we all know what happened.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
its always tough learning a new trade from the ground up

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

its always tough learning a new trade from the ground up

It's easier if you break a big job into smaller manageable pieces.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
It helps to keep a chipper attitude, too.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

wesleywillis posted:

So this guy that I work with, knew a guy who was an arborist.


:siren: :nms::siren:
Don't read this article. It involves a wood chipper.

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/arborist-killed-in-oshawa-wood-chipper-incident-a-wonderful-young-man


Geez never seen an article like that that only mentions helping the colleagues because the victim was so far gone

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Was he trampolining around a wood chipper? Did he parachute in? Zipline? How does a human not just lose a hand or an arm in a woodchipper?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scratch Monkey posted:

So what actually happened?

Morselization

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Hey do you write menus?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Was he trampolining around a wood chipper? Did he parachute in? Zipline? How does a human not just lose a hand or an arm in a woodchipper?

Meat parts and bones are quite strong, and wood chippers are designed to pull material through the workings.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Was he trampolining around a wood chipper? Did he parachute in? Zipline? How does a human not just lose a hand or an arm in a woodchipper?

Watch this safety video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F12LAqs7GjE

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8uldjRBEW1qigfjt.mp4

https://twitter.com/rf_seattle/status/1504519217416073225?s=21

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8v3rt9D4V1zurqo3.mp4

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/yPGU89S.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

DiHK posted:

Hey do you write menus?

I'd hate to see it on a menu, or an epitaph.
https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/morselization

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Madness

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

this is the alternate croc world version of humans picking their lobsters out of a tank

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

It...it has a ring to it, like "grilled to perfection" or "trifecta".

:barf:

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Was he trampolining around a wood chipper? Did he parachute in? Zipline? How does a human not just lose a hand or an arm in a woodchipper?

Woodchippers big enough to fit a human through them assume the operator isn't The Hulk so they have big rollers that grab the branch (or person) and feed it into the cutters under power. Without getting too graphic, the part getting obliterated is always past the part the woodchipper has ahold of.

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Well i’ll definitely sleep soundly tonight….

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