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cagliostr0 posted:Getting a look like that is more about the peptide cancer cocktail than roids tho They've all been injected with FOXDIE.
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sticklefifer posted:They've all been injected with FOXDIE. Their next event is going to be on an oil tanker
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Snake, do you think love can bloom even in the Rant Room?
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kai greene is joining #CYN
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It's 2023. Over the past year, CYN has gradually morphed into the WBF. Somehow nobody noticed, because they were too busy looking at the striations.
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Gonzo McFee posted:I'm glad wrestling now has a home for all the zero charisma roid boys who always say "But if it was real I'd win" but mysteriously don't want to actually join a real fighting promotion. 
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Gonzo McFee posted:I'm glad wrestling now has a home for all the zero charisma roid boys who always say "But if it was real I'd win" but mysteriously don't want to actually join a real fighting promotion. Braun is 6-0 at Raw Underground.
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Chris James 2 posted:https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=go00VAtFdhGu-wk1OX8emA&s=19 Wanderleisilvaopenweightgrandprix.gif
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He's mastered the secret of DRY MUSCLE
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Chris James 2 posted:https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=go00VAtFdhGu-wk1OX8emA&s=19 He looks like if he moved it would sound like crumpling up paper.
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some body told me he's only 40% water in that photograph.
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Fight Club is a super gay book written by a gay man about toxic masculinity and the poison of internalized homophobia, that was subsequently turned into a super gay movie all about how men will destroy themselves rather than express real emotions or affection for one another. Which is to say it's all about #ControlYourNarrative and the tyranny of #BigSeasoning
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Fight Club is a super gay book written by a gay man about toxic masculinity and the poison of internalized homophobia, that was subsequently turned into a super gay movie all about how men will destroy themselves rather than express real emotions or affection for one another. Which is to say it's all about #ControlYourNarrative and the tyranny of #BigSeasoning Also, because there'll inevitably be a number of redpill references as this shitshow progresses, The Matrix is a series of incredibly trans movies about trans people being ground down by exterminationist transphobes and 'the red pill' is a massive metaphor for oestrogen taken by trans women
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40% water, 0% hair, 69% drugs
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we regret to inform ec3 that control your narrative has lost control of the narrative
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Lid posted:we regret to inform ec3 that control your narrative has lost control of the narrative Um excuse me but did you not read the first two rules
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If their narratives are already under control then what the hell is this all about
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Seams posted:If their narratives are already under control then what the hell is this all about Nut Clutching
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Seams posted:If their narratives are already under control then what the hell is this all about They are going to control "YOUR" narrative as in their opponents narrative. Like EC3 tells Austin Aries "I am going to control your narrative" and arries replies "my narrative is controlled in the rant Room!"
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sticklefifer posted:Um excuse me but did you not read the first two rules To regain control EC3 would need to break rule 6 as him getting dunked on means the loss is from within himself.
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Control Your Narrative is such a poo poo name for a promotion, god drat. Can we write fully kayfabeless wrestling off as something that does not work?
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CYN would be watchable if they started shooting on each other as soon as they got the go home signal
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Chris James 2 posted:https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=go00VAtFdhGu-wk1OX8emA&s=19 i'm the belly-button
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Pinche Rudo posted:CYN would be watchable if they started shooting each other as soon as they got the go home signal
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ecIII, the founder of Control Your Narrative, will be on /r/SquaredCircle on March 23rd at 6 PM EST for an Ask Me Anything entitled, "CYN: Debunked - A Civil Discourse And Open Book On All Things Past, Present For A Future We Can All Believe In." ecIII said he hopes to set the record straight on Control Your Narrative and everything surrounding his new promotion.
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The Rant Room is coming to Reddit!
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Someone please ask him how often he clutches his nuts, and for how long.
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luigi clutches them forever & always
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drat. there's going to be a sanctioned match that's a draw. and then they're going to freaking fight to decide it!
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Orange Carlisle posted:gross He has the beginnings of a bubble gut, dude needs to get off steroids or get into competitive bodybuilding
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oh my god what the gently caress https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1505679557101293569?s=21
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At this point I legitimately can't decide whether CYN turning out to be a satirical art troll created to mock toxic masculinity would be more funny or less funny than it being real. They're 100% hitting all the notes that a parody would hit.
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