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Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Zeta Acosta posted:

where the gently caress is my failrarri fuckman tag. that was the last race i saw with my ex lmao

You'll always be my failrarri fuckman brother, regardless of whether they take your doctors license Gonzo :heart:

# ? Mar 20, 2022 19:56

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# ? May 28, 2024 06:00

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

italian quid posted:

I'm going to the Italian grocery store to celebrate the stunning display by the Scuderia Stallions this Sunday 🤌

This is near me, OP

# ? Mar 20, 2022 19:58

Zeta Acosta: Dec 16, 2019; #essereFerrari

where the gently caress is track day bro! i hope he watched the race

#essereFerrari #keepfightingmichael #missionnowwin

# ? Mar 20, 2022 19:59

speng31b: May 8, 2010

Theophany posted:

I'm going to cum all over the curtains of this hotel to celebrate the Scud win.

🤌🤌

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:07

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Thanks Ants posted:

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:08

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

Missed the race but :lmao:

Red Bull Power Trains and Forza Haas.

Lewis proving that winning alone is not what makes you #blessed, Max will never know this.

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:11

speng31b: May 8, 2010

net work error posted:

Missed the race but Red Bull Power Trains and Forza Haas.

Lewis proving that winning alone is not what makes you #blessed, Max will never know this.

apparently parts of twitter have decided that because the fuel pump is a standard part provided by an italian company, it was an italian conspiracy to undermine max

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:13

Red Warrior: Jul 23, 2002; Is about to die!

Christian Horner pulls out the Red Bull Book of Deflecting Blame, flips past the chapters on Toto, Lewis and the sporting authorities, blows the dust off the next page: 'Blame engine manufacturer'.

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:14

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Thanks Ants posted:

This is near me, OP

Chills

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:15

Quizzlefish: Jan 26, 2005; Am I not merciful?

Max's radio meltdown at his engineer at the end is the exact reason I don't like him. It's cool to really want to win but no need to be a jerk.

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:16

Cimber: Feb 3, 2014

This just hurts.

also because its true

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:18

Brass Hand: Feb 27, 2020

Thanks Ants posted:

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:21

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

still loling, a perfect start to the season.

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:23

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Cimber posted:

This just hurts.

also because its true

Lmao

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:26

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

speng31b posted:

apparently parts of twitter have decided that because the fuel pump is a standard part provided by an italian company, it was an italian conspiracy to undermine max

If this is true then it's good

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:28

Quizzlefish: Jan 26, 2005; Am I not merciful?

Haas = rockstars
Red Bull powertrains = wankers

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:32

MustardFacial: Jun 20, 2011; George Russel's
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Forza Ferrari! Molto Bella!

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:33

Skarsnik: Oct 21, 2008; I...AM...RUUUDE!

Had to stop watching just before the fire

Caught up now

lol

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:43

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:49

speng31b: May 8, 2010

Thanks Ants posted:

Don't worry I'm sure the power unit is fine it's just a faulty fuel injector from Italian frauds

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:51

Small Strange Bird: Sep 22, 2006; Merci, chaton!

Got to put my son to bed, but as soon as he's asleep I'm going to get a glass of wine, sit down to watch the highlights, and prepare to laugh my rear end off.

# ? Mar 20, 2022 20:56

nawilo_420: Nov 24, 2021; Can't post for 15 days!

Payndz posted:

Got to put my son to bed, but as soon as he's asleep I'm going to get a glass of wine, sit down to watch the highlights, and prepare to laugh my rear end off.

what a gripping life you lead op, thanks for sharing

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:00

Skarsnik: Oct 21, 2008; I...AM...RUUUDE!

The full max radio meltdown has made my day :cheersbird:

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:01

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Thanks Ants posted:

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:07

Dinosaurs!: May 22, 2003

Lol get hosed Red Bull

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:12

Grimson: Dec 16, 2004

Pragmatica posted:

checo can do it

he has held him off before

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:18

Zeta Acosta: Dec 16, 2019; #essereFerrari

so the rbr had more tyre wear than the ferrari or that was max being hamiltonesque on his bitching?

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:19

Full Collapse: Dec 4, 2002

Just watched the race and I love (Charles)^2 in charge.

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:22

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIYPuzWCCSw

Ugh they still take the Crofty feed for the highlights

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:22

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

nawilo_420 posted:

what a gripping life you lead op, thanks for sharing

Payndz posted:

Got to put my son to bed, but as soon as he's asleep I'm going to get a glass of wine, sit down to watch the highlights, and prepare to laugh my rear end off.

That is a great life, well lived... Wtf are you 12? Or the current WDC*

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:25

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Zeta Acosta posted:

so the rbr had more tyre wear than the ferrari or that was max being hamiltonesque on his bitching?

Verstappen kind of hosed up his first stint getting himself a flat spot on the third attempt to overtake Leclerc, but he couldn't really keep up after changing tyres either. Leclerc got told over the radio that RB was having worse degradation and Verstappen also complained at some point about having no traction, so it seems reasonably plausible to me. The new RB car might also just be coming up short in race pace, though (at least when it comes to Verstappen vs. Leclerc, considering how both were driving away from Sainz while Perez was basically keeping pace with Sainz).

Verstappen was definitely channelling 2021-Hamilton-chasing-Red-Bull as the race went on and neither his driving nor RB's strategy was really paying dividends, though.

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:26

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Charles did well goading Max into braking later and later into T1 until he overdid it and ruined his tyres

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:30

speng31b: May 8, 2010

Thanks Ants posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIYPuzWCCSw

Ugh they still take the Crofty feed for the highlights

Crofty brundle and Buxton are all gross homunculi who i assume will eventually slough off their human skin and return to some primordial mud pit to hibernate until some future civilization makes a critical mistake and reawakens them

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:31

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

It's hilarious how right, I think it's like Dan and Lewis, have been in pinpointing how max just cannot take a small loss. He has to gently caress you right back there and then, never back down and bide his time.

You saw it with him trying to bully lecleck 3 laps in a row until he hosed himself

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:31

nawilo_420: Nov 24, 2021; Can't post for 15 days!

max verstappen was socialised by this man:

quote:

After a 1998 incident at a karting track in which a man suffered a fractured skull, Verstappen and his father, Frans, were found guilty in court of assault but were each given a five-year suspended jail sentence after reaching an out-of-court settlement with the victim.[33]

In December 2008, with the couple effectively separated, Verstappen appeared in court in Tongeren, Belgium, charged with assaulting his wife, Sophie Kumpen.[34] He was found not guilty of assault, but guilty of threatening Kumpen in text messages and of violating a previously issued restraining order. He was fined and sentenced to three months probational, suspended prison sentence.[35]

On 29 November 2011, the media reported allegations that Verstappen had assaulted his ex-girlfriend; Verstappen claimed to only have had a discussion with her.[36] In January 2012, he was arrested on attempted murder charges following accusations that he drove a car into his ex-girlfriend in Roermond,[37] but released two weeks later after the charge was withdrawn.[38] Verstappen and his ex-girlfriend, Kelly van der Waal, got back together and were married in 2014. They have one daughter, Blue Jaye, born in September 2014.[39] They divorced on 2 June 2017.[40]

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:36

Pragmatica: Apr 1, 2003

Grimson posted:

lol

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:37

Residency Evil: Jul 28, 2003; 4/5 godo... Schumi

So do we think Mercedes is sandbagging and/or going to get better? All of the slowest cars being Mercedes-powered is kind of worrying.

:ohdear:

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:37

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Thanks Ants posted:

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:37

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Residency Evil posted:

So do we think Mercedes is sandbagging and/or going to get better? All of the slowest cars being Mercedes-powered is kind of worrying.

75% of the Honda* cars retired so they're not in the worst position

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:38

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# ? May 28, 2024 06:00

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Quizzlefish posted:

Max's radio meltdown at his engineer at the end is the exact reason I don't like him. It's cool to really want to win but no need to be a jerk.

that owned i was laughing so hard

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:39

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