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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Look, if you or your spouse has never morphed into a small fluffy animal, have you ever truly lived?

Amazing snipe. The greatest.

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Platystemon posted:

Just yesterday, I was told that it was unhealthy to go three hours without drinking.

You need to stop taking medical advice from your bartender.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Platystemon posted:

Just yesterday, I was told that it was unhealthy to go three hours without drinking.

Every time I sleep I nearly die

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Volmarias posted:

Every time I sleep I nearly die

You get enough liquid from all the spiders you eat in your sleep

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Platystemon posted:

Just yesterday, I was told that it was unhealthy to go three hours without drinking.


Volmarias posted:

Every time I sleep I nearly die


Professor Wayne posted:

You get enough liquid from all the spiders you eat in your sleep

fluids georg is an outlier

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/CBrennanMurphy/status/1504478610022752265

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
Ahahahahahah, already deleted.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



:eyepop:

Well, that was certainly well thought out.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Looking to sell your NFTs for $10 in store credit?

https://twitter.com/business/status/1504573312067907585?s=21

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Zero One posted:

Looking to sell your NFTs for $10 in store credit?

https://twitter.com/business/status/1504573312067907585?s=21

Honestly, $10 in GameStop store credit is more useful as a financial instrument than any NFT ever minted.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The failure to understand the symbolism reminds me of this classic:



The flames honor victims of the Hillsborough disaster.

Oops.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

So they should've used hot coffees?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah, that would probably have been better, actually. The crushed ice is in poor taste

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

flavor.flv posted:

Yeah, that would probably have been better, actually. The crushed ice is in poor taste

Holy poo poo

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
Crossposted from Schad thread:

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

Tom Brady wants to give bidder - who paid $518K for his 'last' touchdown football hours before un-retiring - Bitcoin to donate to charity of their choice

Uh, thanks Tom? Which 'charities' are even accepting bitcoin seriously? NFTs 4 Refugees has a nice ring to it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10628933/Tom-Brady-wants-bidder-paid-518K-touchdown-football-Bitcoin-charity.html

And also, about that ball that was auctioned off for, "....who paid $518,000"
"If the football were to go on sale now it would be worth only around $20,000, just four per cent of the sale price"

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Where's the extremely good marketing moves thread?

https://mobile.twitter.com/pusha_t/status/1505937547498819592

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

Does anyone have a recommendation for youtube channels that break down dumb marketing moves or company declines similar to Gamers Nexus' vid on artesian builds? I find that kinda stuff really interesting.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1505893301915987972?s=20&t=fGdDZ6RQQ7NF9C8JiPPW3w

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Remember the Hamburger Helper Watch the Stove mixtape? "Crazy" is a legitmate earworm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDSdXAr8Tq8

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

MagpieConcept posted:

Does anyone have a recommendation for youtube channels that break down dumb marketing moves or company declines similar to Gamers Nexus' vid on artesian builds? I find that kinda stuff really interesting.

Company Man occasionally does videos on the decline of companies, although not necessarily focused on bad marketing: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQMyhrt92_8XM0KgZH6VnRg

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
You might also like Matt McMuscles' Wha Happun?, a series that focuses on videogame and movie failures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9W7iEYOwKM

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

GrandpaPants posted:

Company Man occasionally does videos on the decline of companies, although not necessarily focused on bad marketing: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQMyhrt92_8XM0KgZH6VnRg

Thanks!! I remember seeing a video of theirs once but couldn't remember the name. Immediately interested in the Delta one seeing as they've screwed over like 3 people I know lmao

E: Oh and thanks for the additional rec! Definitely gonna check that out too. :toot:

MagpieConcept has a new favorite as of 00:32 on Mar 22, 2022

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Ain’t nothing wrong with the shape of the fillet o fish, a square grouper was slang for a bale of weed.

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


Also, the arby fish sandwiches are square too?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/doomedmoviethon/status/1505863734245306371?s=20&t=e06Z9aJQ8XDQDxce-2YN7w

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Gawd, do you mind? I'm seriously thinking about leaving a two star here

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Whether ice or mice, $1 for a 10lb back ain’t a bad deal at all.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Pretty good value. Could feed a snake for a good long time on that.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Da Shareable Pizza z0ne

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Lone Badger posted:

Pretty good value. Could feed a snake for a good long time on that.

A 10 pound bag of mice seems unsettling. That's too many mice.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Henchman of Santa posted:

Da Shareable Pizza z0ne

Nah share zone has funny, uplifting skeleton energy

This is something different, sinister

This is the universal harvester of pizza ads

Vvvvv :yeah:

sephiRoth IRA has a new favorite as of 05:22 on Mar 26, 2022

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Goths get jobs at school newspapers specifically to create content like that. It's great.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



For some reason my favorite part is referring to it as “the Pizza Hut”.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


it killed all the other pizza huts. it’s the only one left 💀

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
You can tell it's a pro-Dominos source by the inclusion of that 'the.'

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Facebook Aunt posted:

A 10 pound bag of mice seems unsettling. That's too many mice.

What if it’s ten mice worth of mouse soup?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/ZachBurrell10/status/1507346043293290502

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Cursed? Or just providing you with a new friend to hang out with?

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

EL BROMANCE posted:

For some reason my favorite part is referring to it as “the Pizza Hut”.

I'm partial to the ". . .,"

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