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Would love that to be a new thing that all batman movies do now,Batman randomly uses a villains gadget without any pretext. Downed in a fight?? - venom adrenaline Put out a fire?? - freeze bomb Disperse big crowd of bad guys?? - fear gas pellets ala TDK comic
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It does literalize one of Batman's most central themes. That he's on a razor's edge of sanity, is "one bad day away" from being the villain, is just as broken as his own rogue's gallery, etc. Pretty much every villain is presented as his dark mirror self in some form or another across the canon, as well. Certainly the Nolan movies, which land on that pretty hard with Ra's al Ghul, Bane, and Two-Face. And now Riddler. So, it tracks he'd accumulate his villains' methods, like a mentally ill Mega Man.
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Mar 21, 2022 23:24
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Batman movie but he’s in the riddler position and the villains are at his mercy.
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Mar 21, 2022 23:26
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I want to see a story that kind of makes fun of Bane's master strategist personality. The whole story he shows up but doesn't pull anything, and when asked about it he's just like "It's not a good time. Batman's fully on edge, completely alert. The worst possible time for any kind of play. Making my move now would be a waste."
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Mar 21, 2022 23:30
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BioEnchanted posted:I want to see a story that kind of makes fun of Bane's master strategist personality. The whole story he shows up but doesn't pull anything, and when asked about it he's just like "It's not a good time. Batman's fully on edge, completely alert. The worst possible time for any kind of play. Making my move now would be a waste." “Bane sees the writing on the wall,Bane is going to florida for a week…”
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DarkCrawler posted:blithering idiocy Anytime you have to use caps lock to make some point in an attempt to be funny means this garbage is automatically dismissed
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:“Bane sees the writing on the wall,Bane is going to florida for a week…” I can't not read this in the Harley Quinn/DKR bane voice, and I love it. Inspector Gesicht posted:How much shorter would the movie be if Batman had better Spanish and knew what a carpet ticker was? This is one of those movies where a decent chunk of it gets solved by competent crime scene techs in like an hour. Like the first set of clues. You don't need a cipher telling you 'drive'. You search the guy's loving house after he's murdered, including his garage, find the car tire with a knife in it, search that car and find his thumb, then plug that drive into an air gapped computer. Caros fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Mar 22, 2022 |
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Mar 22, 2022 06:40
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I think pick one from each column is a more interesting choice here https://twitter.com/BatmanFiles/status/1505896947273584648 
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Mar 22, 2022 08:05
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The United States posted:I think pick one from each column is a more interesting choice here One from each column is easy for me. One from each row is HARD since I love all the movies in the second row.
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The United States posted:I think pick one from each column is a more interesting choice here Going with one from each column is almost two easy, row 2 (Begins, Phantasm, Returns, BvS) has probably the highest overall quality. One from each row.... some tough choices in there.
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Mar 22, 2022 15:35
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Caros posted:Like the first set of clues. You don't need a cipher telling you 'drive'. You search the guy's loving house after he's murdered, including his garage, find the car tire with a knife in it, search that car and find his thumb, then plug that drive into an air gapped computer.
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Mar 22, 2022 15:46
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All the three letter agencies would have much harder jobs if that wasn't still a common occurrence
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Mar 22, 2022 15:51
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Halloween Jack posted:I was a little stunned that Gordon just plugged that thumb drive into his work laptop. it was very funny when he's like "drat! it sent all this to the news networks from my email!"
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Mar 22, 2022 15:54
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The United States posted:I think pick one from each column is a more interesting choice here The Batman Mask of the Phantasm The Dark Knight Rises, I guess Batman '66
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Karloff posted:I'd like to see in the sequel or in the TV show the Umbrellas return. I could see this version of Penguin getting insecure about the rise of the freaks such as Riddler and Joker and thinking "I need a thing". Honestly, just giving him an armoured shotgun-umbrella like Roberta in Black Lagoon seems pretty fitting for the tone of this Batman. Like the vaguely-sci-fi-noir equivalent of a sword-cane.
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Idunno why Under the Red Hood is even on the list. I enjoyed it, the Batman/Hood fight was well-animated, but you could put any random DCAU movie in there and very few of them would even be a choice next to Batman Beyond.
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The United States posted:I think pick one from each column is a more interesting choice here Rows: The Dark Knight, BvS (if UE, if not then Returns,) TDKR, Forever Columns: BB, Mask of the Phantasm, The Dark Knight, BvS regardless of edition Third row is the hardest one because you're just trying to pick the least-bad one.
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The United States posted:I think pick one from each column is a more interesting choice here Rows... The Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Beyond, Batman '66 Columns... The Batman, Mask of the Phantasm, Dark Knight, Batman '89 Yeah, the rows were slightly harder to pick.
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Had to make a lot of tough calls. Columns: The Batman Mask of the Phantasm Batman Returns BvS Rows: Batman '89 BvS Return of the Joker Batman '66 That's a good spread for the animated movies. I would have replaced Under the Red Hood with Batman Ninja. I always found Under the Red Hood kinda overrated.
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Wait, what are people seeing in Batman v Superman? That's an almost unwatchable movie.
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Ccs posted:Wait, what are people seeing in Batman v Superman? That's an almost unwatchable movie. Yeah, it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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Ccs posted:Wait, what are people seeing in Batman v Superman? That's an almost unwatchable movie. live with fruit posted:Yeah, it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Fight me in the Snyderdome. Watching the Ultimate Edition is required reading for entry.
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It's loving awesome and it has a bit where Batman hurls a crate into a guy
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So I finally saw the movie. The riddler's plans seemed very uneven. He carefully and meticulously gathered evidence on the Mayor, Commish, and DA, and kills them in methodical carefully planned out methods. Then he ads Bruce Wayne to the list for the crime of having a better time as an orphan and being the kid of someone involved in the central corruption plot. His plan to kill Bruce is just as thrown together with a letter bomb and zero guarantee that Bruce will be the one to open it. Then after a whole-rear end movie of The riddler doing targeted personal attacks against specific agents of corruption, his masterstroke is "cause mayhem and shoot random people fleeing the mayhem".
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Ccs posted:Wait, what are people seeing in Batman v Superman? That's an almost unwatchable movie.
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I ain't suffering tech bro quirky 🤪 Lex Luthor Failson.
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Having been put off by how people said it was poo poo i really enjoyed BvS when i saw the (extended?directors?) cut,it took me 3 tries over the years for Mos to click with me but BvS i liked right away.
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I had never seen a single DC cape film until the 4 hour Snyder cut. I liked it a lot, even if I think Ezra Miller is a poo poo-faced dweeb, but Affleck Batman is just embarrassing. I’ll never understand what brought Batfleck upon us but he almost single-handedly ruins those movies, IMO. I love Hank Cavill, wish he’d been in more of the movie.
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I thought batfleck was solid but the suit and look definitely carried him alot.
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Ccs posted:Wait, what are people seeing in Batman v Superman? That's an almost unwatchable movie. I genuinely thought the same after seeing it in theaters, but posters on here eventually convinced me to check out the Ultimate Edition director's cut and I did a complete 180 on the movie. It's crazy how better it is when you actually know characters' motivations for doing things.
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Necrothatcher posted:I genuinely thought the same after seeing it in theaters, but posters on here eventually convinced me to check out the Ultimate Edition director's cut and I did a complete 180 on the movie. It's crazy how better it is when you actually know characters' motivations for doing things.
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McCloud posted:see, it was a joke From pages back but McCloud, I just wanted you to know: I got the joke even if no one else did, so your post was not in vain.
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"BvS is good as long as you watch a different version of it" doesn't seem like a real defense of BvS. I guess it sucks for Snyder that WB made him put out a terrible version of his movie but that's studios for you and he's not exactly Orson Welles.
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live with fruit posted:"BvS is good as long as you watch a different version of it" doesn't seem like a real defense of BvS. I guess it sucks for Snyder that WB made him put out a terrible version of his movie but that's studios for you and he's not exactly Orson Welles.
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There’s plenty of movies like that. Blade Runner is one. I haven’t seen kingdom of heaven but people say it’s night and day compared to the original cut
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CelticPredator posted:There’s plenty of movies like that. Isn't the original Blade Runner that the studio put out decent though?
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live with fruit posted:Isn't the original Blade Runner that the studio put out decent though? No that loving narration really does kill it dead. Jonas Albrecht fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Mar 23, 2022 |
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Mar 23, 2022 17:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A3JkjScUKY
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live with fruit posted:Isn't the original Blade Runner that the studio put out decent though? I mean it's still Blade Runner, it is visually stunning and has that transcendent Rutger Hauer performance. It also initially received mixed reviews and wasn't commercially successful at the time. So if you were walking around in 1987 having only read a handful of negative/mixed reviews from newspapers and then forgot about it for a few years, you might similarly be shocked to hear someone describe it with the kind of abject praise it's regularly talked about nowadays. But to be clear, nobody is saying BvS is a masterpiece of cinema, only that it is their favorite among certain matchups in a 4x5 grid of Batman movies. People are just politely responding that they liked the director's cut after an initial shocked reaction that anyone could possibly like the movie.
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Also: Rows: The Dark Knight, BvS, Return of the Joker, Batman '66 Columns: The Batman, Lego Batman, The Dark Knight, BvS Guy A. Person fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Mar 23, 2022 |
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