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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!


He will never retire but it's hilarious to me that Tampa Bay is requiring season ticket holders to commit to two years this off-season because they're afraid he will be gone next year

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Harlock posted:

He will never retire but it's hilarious to me that Tampa Bay is requiring season ticket holders to commit to two years this off-season because they're afraid he will be gone next year

Glazer knows how to make money.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Harlock posted:

He will never retire but it's hilarious to me that Tampa Bay is requiring season ticket holders to commit to two years this off-season because they're afraid he will be gone next year
What the hell, how is that legal?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Panthers 100%. Unless the article says different in which case ignore this

Amy Pole Her posted:

Hill apparently wanted to move to Miami (the city not the team) and he’s good enough to make that happen it seem

Am I the only person who thinks this might not be a great sign for Hill in terms of behavior and possibly getting distracted/suspended? The dude has a bit of that in him clearly, not to mention the truly dark stuff.

MJeff posted:

Hey does this mean the Chiefs are a guilt-free bandwagon now?

Nah there's still that hosed up chant/tomahawk chop

Shindragon posted:

...

Goddamn. Picks are just being send out like cupcakes. You get a pick! you get a pick! and YOU!

I really think teams are being more bold after seeing the Rams succeed with no first round picks for several years (and few other picks in many cases) but getting proven players back for them which made them into a team good enough to win the super bowl. They've been doing that for years now and it worked. The NFL is a copycat league, not just in terms of offensive and defensive schemes but all kinds of strategies. The chances that you get a player of the same quality with your first rounder plus more through the draft itself is much much less. The draft is good for new young talent and the cap, apart from that it's almost always better to get someone proven if you can.

ShakeZula posted:

And to think, I almost posted the Goon Draft thread last night thinking the first round picks were done shifting around

This year's gonna be tough to fill, there are 8 teams without a first-rounder

When it's all said and done I'll cover any of those teams you want that aren't filled. I like the goon draft.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

What the hell, how is that legal?
Not sure how it would be illegal. Private business sells season tickets in 2 year packages instead of 1 year packages.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

https://twitter.com/ZachWilson/status/1507001988596260864?s=20&t=nI6Yb5Mlr65lTgy_-rFAdw

Diva Cupcake posted:

Not sure how it would be illegal. Private business sells season tickets in 2 year packages instead of 1 year packages.
... poo poo, good point. I guess it just seems that ridiculous to me.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
'welcome back, dad' lmao

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Play posted:

When it's all said and done I'll cover any of those teams you want that aren't filled. I like the goon draft.

:hfive:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
lolbrowns

https://twitter.com/GABESPIEGEL/status/1507019622523949068

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i know it won't happen but if that guy somehow got banned from the nfl do you think they could void the trade so far after it went through and stuff

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

boop the snoot posted:

What the gently caress is a passing game coordinator

Pass game/Run game coordinators are just fancy titles that come with raises but what they usually do is bring game-specific planning and tweaks they want to see to the offensive coordinator/defensive coordinator for that week. Some call/script practice plays or plays to start games or build out the call sheet that weeks game as well. It really varies from team to team and what everyone's roles are and how much control the head coach/coordinators want over everything.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Play posted:

Am I the only person who thinks this might not be a great sign for Hill in terms of behavior and possibly getting distracted/suspended? The dude has a bit of that in him clearly, not to mention the truly dark stuff.

I can't remember ever hearing about him partying too much or getting into any trouble that wasn't real awful trouble for what it's worth. Then again since high school he's been living in Garden City Kansas, Oklahoma, West Alabama and Kansas City so I don't know.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Here I thought I was watching football

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Cavauro posted:

i know it won't happen but if that guy somehow got banned from the nfl do you think they could void the trade so far after it went through and stuff

I hope not

I want the Browns stuck forever to Mr rapey man

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Cavauro posted:

i know it won't happen but if that guy somehow got banned from the nfl do you think they could void the trade so far after it went through and stuff

A team would have to get screwed over and who better to screw over than the Browns and let's face it they earned it

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/MecoleHardman4/status/1506784897100361730

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Yeah Mecole is definitely the Fresh Prince in this analogy and not Jazz.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/JennyVrentas/status/1507029828347875335

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Browns deserve this.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
How could this happen??? The Browns did all their homework???

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Cleveland definitely deserves this and I can’t imagine anyone feeling bad for them this time

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Watson no longer has value to Texas, no reason to protect him anymore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Did the details of this trade come out with regards to criminal charges and the possibility of the whole deal being voided? I really hope not!

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
putting the browns on hard knocks might finally get me to watch

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Watson no longer has value to Texas, no reason to protect him anymore.

It was time to improve the draft picks they just got.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Not to distract from more sex pest news, but I laughed at this
https://twitter.com/nbcsedgefb/status/1507028734431293442?s=21

He bad, Chiefs can have him.

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Mar 24, 2022

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

DariusLikewise posted:

How could this happen??? The Browns did all their homework???

They copied their answers from the Matt Patricia Lions.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Not to distract from more sex pest news, but I laughed at this
https://twitter.com/nbcsedgefb/status/1507028734431293442?s=21

He bad, Chiefs can have him.

I don't know, the idea of him running screens for Andy Reid seems pretty good

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mystic Stylez posted:

I don't know, the idea of him running screens for Andy Reid seems pretty good
Yeah maybe being on a not-poo poo team would help him, but I doubt it.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the chiefs want shenault to use against cincinnati. 7 touches, 110 yards against them this past season

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Mar 24, 2022

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Kalli posted:

I wish my dad was a long time nfl coach.

I could.... I could have a job at the Athletic

is this a shot at Nate Tice? you bite your tongue

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

would be absolutely perfect if some actual justice came through

I mean either way Deshaun is going to play for the Browns but I'd be happy enough if he misses a season


The Falcons media team created a longer video saying goodbye to Drew Brees than they did saying goodbye to their own 14 year, super bowl starting quarterback.

lmao

Play fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Mar 24, 2022

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Haha gently caress the Browns and Watson

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nothing will come of it just like the other Grand Jury

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1507044717787242508

So apparently the cutoff for acceptable number of sexual assaults allegations going to trial for teams to pursue a player is between 2 and 8.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1507044717787242508

So apparently the cutoff for acceptable number of sexual assaults allegations going to trial for teams to pursue a player is between 2 and 8.

Lmao oh Browns

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

RC and Moon Pie posted:

https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1507044717787242508

So apparently the cutoff for acceptable number of sexual assaults allegations going to trial for teams to pursue a player is between 2 and 8.

<insert curb your enthusiasm theme>

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/ByKimberleyA/status/1507032526929420288

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Is this supposed to be damage control or…?

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