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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




BiggerBoat posted:

I've read a lot of jokes on this one but am I only person who has ever seen The Abominable Doctor Phibes?

Because that was the first thing I though of and I kept waiting for her to choke to death.

source for my bullshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg0YaQK6XQ4

It's my favourite Saw movie

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


That's why this truck leaves only one set of tracks.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/BennyTouzine/status/1506543936898228224

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

The Sean posted:

what movie is this?

edit: god if you are going to be stupid at least be funny

Oh, buddy I have bad news for you

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Deteriorata posted:

That's why this truck leaves only one set of tracks.

In your times of breakdowns & failures, it was then that I towed you

Gertrude Perkins posted:

Breathe and push

Breathe and push! Until it is done!

Knee-Deep in the Uterus

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 18:39 on Mar 25, 2022

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao


also, reminded me of:
https://twitter.com/cdaenerys/status/945732224900575232

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Where was that video of the parade of people cosplaying as paintings, like Scream and that hosed up Jesus fresco?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Here's an article about it

https://twitter.com/_eillie_/status/1056503501373620225

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



holy loly at the monkey jesus costume

https://twitter.com/_eillie_/status/1056727482932416512/photo/2

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/ruralindexing/status/1494719661153439747?s=20&t=69Wu_QGi_aVZoyMfPanFrw

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


"We're really bored at work today"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/cBj0T75.mp4

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

"We're really bored at work today"

All the lads have been working out and we put Fahrenheit 451 on and one thing led to another.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




this is the sound i heard when i saw it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR91SbzmCp0

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKI7tsyzG8

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Mc6R0da.mp4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Hell yeah headphones!!

E:

Carthag Tuek posted:

this is the sound i heard when i saw it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR91SbzmCp0

Lmfao holy poo poo

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Alterian
Jan 28, 2003


Just wait until you have a toddler that's a dasher. :allears:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

so close to being the gromble

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Stupid sexy van Gogh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxFppZJI3tw

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 10:37 on Mar 26, 2022

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica


Google Maps link
https://www.google.com/maps/place/M...9!4d110.5201358


Carthag Tuek posted:

this is the sound i heard when i saw it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR91SbzmCp0

Biplane posted:

Lmfao holy poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISRifRAKyI

Billy Ray Blowjob has a new favorite as of 10:52 on Mar 26, 2022

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Alterian posted:

Just wait until you have a toddler that's a dasher. :allears:

My vasectomy says that won't be a problem.


https://twitter.com/Buffalojilll/status/1507424361350840330?t=MfFvCmogqGixk5BJMx7INg&s=19

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I can’t tell if this is real or a shop.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Cartoon Man posted:



I can’t tell if this is real or a shop.
looks like somebody cropped out the obvious plant watermark

Oh wait I guess it isn't unless he's doing his thing under a different name now :confuoot:

https://twitter.com/truewagner/status/1450869425339453444?t=HWTxoP2VyphUTuDWxd8t_Q&s=19

Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 12:30 on Mar 26, 2022

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The making of it (apparently something called Sexy Golbat)
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6996116249960844550

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh don't act like you don't know what a Golbat is everybody on this forum has loving played at least one pokemon game

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

while you were busy playing Pokemon, I was studying the blade

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah me too it's called Honedge and it evolves into two blades at level 35

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I didn’t play Pokémon. I was an adult when it hit America

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Scratch Monkey posted:

I didn’t play Pokémon. I was an adult when it hit America

My first thought was some video game thing.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
His right to Christ arms are being infringed.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Scratch Monkey posted:

I didn’t play Pokémon. I was an adult when it hit America

Wow you're öld

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Well get your grandkids to explain it to you man drat

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:



I can’t tell if this is real or a shop.

I love DALDO

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I thought lots of goons were that age

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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I thought 4.5 decades was the average. This is very unsettling

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