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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not trusting my GF after she spoke on Teams with her coworker? quote:Our relationship started like this. We were both in long distance relationships, met at work, started chatting on Teams then it evolved. In the end we both left our partners to be together. So what's to say she won't do the same thing in some sort.
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DemoneeHo posted:Somehow the space-time continuum has warped, and we can see this couple's future: An entire god drat world of assholes and doormats.
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WrenP-Complete posted:Neighbors! I think it's going to be hot enough to swim in unheated pools this weekend. 90 degrees during the day doesn't necessarily help with ground temps. What's wrong with you? He got a lot of water from her and he was a douche about it. He can go steal piss from wildlife and not touch her things.
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Halloween Jack posted:All gender reveal parties should be held in active volcanoes They should be held on one's 18th birthday at the earliest.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for making my MIL "depressed" because I made my husband do chores? wow ive been doing depression all wrong
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 16:16 |
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AITA for implying my brother should cancel his proposal to his fiancée because she's ungrateful?quote:My (31f) dear brother (26m) decided to propose to his gf few weeks ago. We went ring shopping together and he picked a ring he thought she'd like. After all, we picked a classic piece and you can never go wrong with a classic piece. But if they break up, you won't be able to insert yourself into more aspects of their life together
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 16:18 |
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I (23F) think that I discovered that my boyfriend’s (22M) father isn’t his real dad. Should I mention it?quote:So I was super into genealogy and creating family trees around two years ago. I got myself, my mom, and my brother some 23&me tests. My mom and I took one, but my brother wasn’t interested. So I ended up gifting it to my boyfriend.
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WrenP-Complete posted:Neighbors! I think it's going to be hot enough to swim in unheated pools this weekend. 90 degrees during the day doesn't necessarily help with ground temps. What the gently caress is this take? He's using her as a pack mule to lug his water up a mountain, she should tell him to gently caress right off and get out of that relationship.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not trusting my GF after she spoke on Teams with her coworker? quote:She has been telling me recently that she feels like I am not supporting her in her move quote:(I am feeling a lot of pressure because she is moving because of me and am a bit distant emotionally) The rest of it is pretty wild too, but this... this is a masterpiece. "Reddit, why does my girlfriend feel unsupported while I am upending her life and offering no support?"
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Molten Llama posted:The rest of it is pretty wild too, but this... this is a masterpiece. "This is all on me... time to withdraw!"
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I (23F) think that I discovered that my boyfriend’s (22M) father isn’t his real dad. Should I mention it? I still don't understand the point of DNA testing beyond checking for familial markers for disease. There's almost no value in learning this information now. Maybe he'll come across this himself at a later date but just let the guy live his life believing the man who raised him was his dad.
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I thought this was gonna be a repost but no, it's different lunch packing drama: AITA for threatening to no longer pack my husband's lunches? quote:My (f26) husband (m26) works long days. Pretty much 7AM-6PM, sometimes even later. (He is a utility locator, if that's helpful. And spring-summer is the busiest time.) quote:The wife and I are both stay at home moms with toddlers Some with larger toddlers than others
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IOwnCalculus posted:"24oz bottle of water" is the "I got airlifted off of Camelback" starter pack. This is quite confusing if you read Camelback as Camelbak, the water bladder brand.
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Soylent Pudding posted:And actual content: YTA for not dumping him the first time those words left his mouth.
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for implying my brother should cancel his proposal to his fiancée because she's ungrateful? Doesn't this horrid creature understand how blessed she is that my brother was willing to drop his standards enough to begrudgingly be with her? What an ungrateful bitch. Like just, god drat. The idea that her brother loves this woman and actually wants to marry her is just beyond the pale for the OP.. I want to know if she is married and what that looks like.
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I believe she wants to gently caress her brother.
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run on sentience posted:I believe she wants to gently caress her brother. Ahem, dear brother.
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teen witch posted:AITA for not wanting my friend to post photos with me under misleading captions? I'll never understand how it's so hard for people to respect boundaries & not make others, especially friends or family, uncomfortable. Personally I'd stop taking pictures together at all if they can't take the hint.
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limp_cheese posted:Doesn't this horrid creature understand how blessed she is that my brother was willing to drop his standards enough to begrudgingly be with her? What an ungrateful bitch. This definitely reads like some brocon fetish anime plot.
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AITA for telling my BF he should learn how to wipe his rear endquote:Hello , on phone My(29F) Bf(32m) always has to take a shower after a bad poo poo to "get the rest of it", I find it gross, but I dont normally mind it much cause he has a strict only go at home rule, but he doesn't mind family or friends places. He is actually proud of how gross his shits are, he boasts about how big they are, how smelly, and every time he has one he tells me and expects a "wow" or a "good job" after the shower. lmao he wants a "wow" or "good job" for a dookie
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r/relationships: wipe your own rear end, we can't hose you down every time
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Kite Pride Worldwide posted:In what world could having pink hair ever be considered 'disrespectful' to anyone Like yeah I know it obviously isn't and they're just controlling assholes, but I'd love to see what incredible 'reason' could be thought up if they were pressed on it. There's a lot of people for whom unnatural hair colors are "a statement" (and sometimes they are, if just of body autonomy), and it loops around to the same game as people who have weird piercings, tattoos, etc. I dye my hair blue and get a lot of comments from people that it must make me hard to employ, or I had to fight my boss or parents or partner or something on it (especially because it's considered a femme-presenting activity and I'm masc-presenting) or that I'm "rebelling" against something but anyone with any sort of power to hire/fire/care has always liked it.
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It's weird how complete strangers will accost you to ask about your dyed hair or piercings, usually claiming that you're doing it for the attention. Don't flatter yourself, bitch.
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Halloween Jack posted:It's weird how complete strangers will accost you to ask about your dyed hair or piercings, usually claiming that you're doing it for the attention. Don't flatter yourself, bitch. It's an aesthetic choice that requires extra effort and care. Both of those things require going out of your way for a visual effect. But people like being the main character of their own stories, and can't imagine that someone else's choices have nothing to do with them. Yeah, it's for attention - but not yours.
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sootikins posted:AITA for telling my BF he should learn how to wipe his rear end Unfortunate that it took him so long. This is why it's important to try potty training between 22 and 30 months.
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Soylent Pudding posted:I've never met an eagle scout who was actually competent at anything. Even the ones most approximating competence had an ego completely out of proportion to their actual capabilities. I'm at the point when I see it on a resume it's a mark against the submitter. Former scouts were the worst clients when I worked as a climbing guide since the boyscouts hadn't updated any of their climbing handbooks since like the 60s and that combined with their egos was a dangerous mix. Highlight for me was I got roped in to help with a caving trip and I tried to tell the obese scout leader maybe he shouldn't try to go one particular route and he got stuck for like 2 hours. Someone finally realized his huge belt buckle was snagged and we had to cut off his pants to get him unstuck.
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Captain Hygiene posted:r/relationships: wipe your own rear end, we can't hose you down every time
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Captain Hygiene posted:r/relationships: wipe your own rear end, we can't hose you down every time
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I can't find the tweet in question, but people getting weird about it always reminded me of that dumbass who said something like "Dyed hair and piercings are a form of aposematism; these women are showing off how poisonous they are and it's reasonable to want to avoid them" and earned the absolutely perfect response of "aposematism is meant to ward off predators, not potential partners. If you find it off-putting, that means it works." E: v thank ye kindly Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Apr 1, 2022 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:r/relationships: wipe your own rear end, we can't hose you down every time Alternately, r/relationships: everyone has hair in their butts, it's a human trait.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I can't find the tweet in question, but people getting weird about it always reminded me of that dumbass who said something like "Dyed hair and piercings are a form of aposematism; these women are showing off how poisonous they are and it's reasonable to want to avoid them" and earned the absolutely perfect response of "aposematism is meant to ward off predators, not potential partners. If you find it off-putting, that means it works." https://twitter.com/stringy/status/1062994191339286528 Screenshot:
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sootikins posted:AITA for telling my BF he should learn how to wipe his rear end But OTOH the "wow my poops are so big and manly, aren't you impressed?" thing is also a sufficient to dump the dumper. e: Oh yeah also thinking women don't have hair on their assholes. lol. Mellow Seas fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Apr 1, 2022 |
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Do they have like, adult education courses for rear end wiping? It's unfortunate that he missed the window on potty training and it seems a lot of men are in the same boat.
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sootikins posted:AITA for telling my BF he should learn how to wipe his rear end Being weirdly proud of hell-shits is a red flag, for both his personality and future medical issues. If you have bad shits that often that you would want a shower to cleanse yourself because wiping isn't enough (bold assumption on that though) you need to see a GI doctor because either you eat nothing but fat and cheap carbs or you have some serious internal digestive issues.
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Kite Pride Worldwide posted:In what world could having pink hair ever be considered 'disrespectful' to anyone Like yeah I know it obviously isn't and they're just controlling assholes, but I'd love to see what incredible 'reason' could be thought up if they were pressed on it. I had a friend who would take you aside anytime you did somthing "cringe" or "un-normal" and give you a talking-to. Next time it would be a stern look. Some people just like it when people (themselves included) aim for being normal.
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Mellow Seas posted:
I can't imagine being around someone who is constantly boasting about their bowel movements, is it a scat fetish ? And yeah there are products out there like Cottonelle Flush wipes and Dude wipes and Tucks that would eliminate the weird need to shower.
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hopefully ex-girlfriend posted:He is actually proud of how gross his shits are... He didn't like that and said i was implying that he was dirty. Make up your loving mind you gross m*nch*ld
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I doubt that guy is even taking award worthy dumps. If you don’t regularly need to use a poop knife, your turds ain’t poo poo.
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