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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1511143997762416647?s=21&t=u2OHHYnNOKPQiQTqv74nZg Elias is back

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
what the gently caress

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

so sad, he was one of the only things people liked on wwe programming lol

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/iamjohnpollock/status/1511132953883074564?s=20&t=IN3cbcwNLtl8tkuca7tBLQ

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

of course they ruined elias

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!

Bard Maddox posted:

oh my god his little box

Here's a quick behind the scenes peek at the planning session for Cody's little ramp and box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=071cXxCNj5A

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Ah gently caress eas got me again. I'm gonna need a streamable of the we don't care chants

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Malcolm Excellent posted:



Bring me jobbers with attitude

jesus christ lol

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Hey guys, I’m Ezekiel - Elias’ twin brother. Before he died he told me everything about you guys and I have the exact same personality as him. So it’s kind of like Elias never left.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

can't believe vince read the chris regal story but i can believe he loved it

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Hey guys, I’m Ezekiel - Elias’ twin brother. Before he died he told me everything about you guys and I have the exact same personality as him. So it’s kind of like Elias never left.

Elias 2 is twice the man Elias 1 was.

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Elias 2 is twice the man Elias 1 was.

*record scratch* I bet you're wondering how I got here

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Sir Tonk posted:

of course they ruined elias

The funny thing is he had a planned gimmick change last year which included changing from the jeans to trunks. And when Vince saw him, he thought he looked too much like Randy Savage (which he did, to be honest).

So instead of changing the gear, they kept that, and had him shave the beard.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Hirez posted:

thread title plz, i dont like this current one
e: oh it changed to codyverse 2.0, i guess thats okay,


codyverse 2.0; Six more weeks of winter

The deal has been struck.

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Hey guys, I’m Ezekiel - Elias’ twin brother. Before he died he told me everything about you guys and I have the exact same personality as him. So it’s kind of like Elias never left.

Ezekiel is doing the Chris Regal gimmick???

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
MVP betrayed Lash to team with Omos, someone less mobile.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/Brodyxking/status/1511172661119963137?s=20&t=7e-3P9VPj_943jbP4NL2HA

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

punishment martinez is only 4 years younger than edge

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
House of Wack

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004


Remember how we were talking about how WWE doesn't respect you and thinks you're dumb...

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

This Raw sounds like poo poo

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
it was very funny that the big team up of Edge and Damien Priest involved Damien just kind of standing around at ringside

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Shaved Elias is proof that some people should just always have a beard. Incredibly cursed look.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
That was the absolute worst post-mania RAW of all time. Which says a lot considering the pandemic era ones really sucked.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
happy for Cody but jesus christ the state of this company

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He looks like a very talented kid’s drawing of Damien Sandow electrocuted

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Gumball Gumption posted:

The day the production crew "didn't have time" to set up the elevator is the day we know the deal has changed.

It kinda seems like that was today.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
The women's stuff tonight in a nutshell:

Two tag teams have either split or are on their way to splitsville (Zelina and Carmella are no more, and Liv/Rhea wont be a thing after next week).

Bianca came out and cut a promo which while decent at first, went off the rails at the end and resulted in her getting booed. Dunno if it was because of the material (which came across as heelish), or because the audience was pissed there wasn't a return or debut (both Asuka and Bayley were trending on Twitter during and shortly after that segment).

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
elias never mentioned a brother before. hmm something is just not adding up

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

a.lo posted:

elias never mentioned a brother before. hmm something is just not adding up

Look I know it's hard to come to terms with this but it's time to face the facts. Elias is a bad brother

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


a.lo posted:

elias never mentioned a brother before. hmm something is just not adding up

He's a clone...this WWE's Spiderman clone arc

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




ADRENALINE

IN MY SOUL

GOT MY HEAD STUCK

IN A HOLE

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Dimebags Brain posted:

Shaved Elias is proof that some people should just always have a beard. Incredibly cursed look.

whenever I shave my friend yells at me for having Beluga Face

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Vandar posted:

ADRENALINE

IN MY SOUL

GOT MY HEAD STUCK

IN A HOLE

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




SatoshiMiwa posted:

He's a clone...this WWE's Spiderman clone arc

So Ezekiel is the real one and Elias was the clone?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Undisputed WWE Universal Championship

Roman Reigns

The UwU Champion

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



the american nightmare

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

lmfao

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

How many turns were there tonight

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
"TINY CODY DOESN'T EXIST"
CODY RHODES:

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