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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

nowadays you can't see a real practical tit, only cgi

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bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

OwlFancier posted:

nowadays you can't see a real practical tit, only cgi

I see a practical tit right now

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

I've lived in places where it snows like this and that is extremely impressive

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Field Mousepad posted:

I've lived in places where it snows like this and that is extremely impressive

Actually, the house is on a hill and the video is reversed.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Grendels Dad posted:

Actually, the house is on a hill and the video is reversed.

I can't tell if you're joking, but that's actually true, at least the part about the video being reversed. The compacted snow on the front tire turns into a small pile as the tire stops rotating.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Also it's snowing upwards.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Also a car goes by backward in the street in the background.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Also the tiktok screen is at the beginning instead of the end.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I haven't finished my coffee and I didn't see any of that. Assholes

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

I just want to say I appreciate you for putting the uncropped image before the source tweet instead of after.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Field Mousepad posted:

I haven't finished my coffee and I didn't see any of that. Assholes

If it's any consolation, I didn't see any of that either and was trying to be funny instead of successfully being a smartass.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
All good broski :respek:

Tea In A Shoe
Feb 1, 2009

I like how the snow falls upwards

Tea In A Shoe has a new favorite as of 17:54 on Apr 5, 2022

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

bows1 posted:

I see a practical tit right now

Turn on you're monitor

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I noticed none of the other tells, but what made me :psyduck: on first viewing was that the parking space had no snow on it despite the fact that it has clearly been snowing pretty hard for a while.

"Ah," says I, "I'm sure it's just me being stupid" *scrolls on*

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Narrator: It was.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

for fucks sake posted:

Turn on you're monitor

Thank God someone made that joke. I would have been disappointed.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ZV8Qrfd.mp4

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1511118375631847427?s=20&t=_Fj6t2DC3lrv8HImJxqUFQ

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

I would think this kind of thing is more likely to occur between gross partners who have been not-single for too long.

it's the kind of dumb poo poo my ex and I did

:(

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I stopped in a parking lot to let a couple cross and they did that. I wish I’d sped up instead.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I always include my gamertag on my resume. SMELLINFRESH420

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
My regular nickname is AlwaysOnTime but my best friends call me Won'tTryToUnionizeTheWorkers

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Ol Scabby for short.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ZipOtter posted:

Slow walkers are zombies
Runners are zoombies
Undead children are zombini
canadians are zombonis

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Once when I was a manager at a restaurant a dude I'd worked with before recommended his friend for a job. They sent their resume by email and the address was deeznuts420@yahoo.com or something. I was flabbergasted to meet a very shy and mild-mannered 19 year old girl when she came in for an interview. She didn't get the job, but I was able to pass on some advice on making an email alias.

Kenning has a new favorite as of 16:16 on Apr 6, 2022

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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credburn posted:

I would think this kind of thing is more likely to occur between gross partners who have been not-single for too long.

it's the kind of dumb poo poo my ex and I did

:(

That's actually her dentist and not her boyfriend. Hope that helped.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eucVbXsXLoE

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

I always include my gamertag on my resume. SMELLINFRESH420

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Flammable Cum... A Molotov Jizzrag.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why does the cum truck have a petrol diamond on it?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


https://i.imgur.com/BrU7zik.mp4

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

OwlFancier posted:

Why does the cum truck have a petrol diamond on it?
Because "CUM TRUCK" was added in post the driver has a great sense of humor

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

OwlFancier posted:

Why does the cum truck have a petrol diamond on it?

Didn't you know if you drink enough your splooge becomes flammable? It's how I flambe stuff now.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

OwlFancier posted:

Why does the cum truck have a petrol diamond on it?

cum is extremely flammable when transported in large amounts

thats why they give you a little cup at the sperm bank

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.


Brandfarlig posted:

Flammable Cum... A Molotov Jizzrag.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.





Same.

dpush
Nov 10, 2009
Nvm

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/mmKgoUC.mp4

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Kenning posted:

Once when I was a manager at a restaurant a dude I'd worked with before recommended his friend for a job. They sent their resume by email and the address was deeznuts420@yahoo.com or something. I was flabbergasted to meet a very shy and mild-mannered 19 year old girl when she came in for an interview. She didn't get the job, but I was able to pass on some advice on making an be email alias.

More like you finally found the person who owned that address and here was your chance to get her to give it up so you could take it.

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