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Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Antigravitas posted:

Why is there straw laying about?

And why are you wearing a mask it's no longer mandated?!

(Context: The mask mandate has ended. And if you don't know the "Warum liegt hier stroh", I pity you)

Well don't hold out on us!

# ? Apr 6, 2022 14:18

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# ? May 30, 2024 23:23

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

PainterofCrap posted:

what are you talking about

Thank you, Terry!

That's a guitar

# ? Apr 6, 2022 14:21

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Kit Walker posted:

Well don't hold out on us!

yeah, bitte erklären

# ? Apr 6, 2022 14:23

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

It's a ukelele

# ? Apr 6, 2022 14:24

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Kit Walker posted:

Well don't hold out on us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMZx5atWgZY

quote:

Girl: This is the electric meter that has been malfunctioning. Maybe you could have a look at it?

Guy: Sure but why is there straw?

Girl: And why are you wearing a mask?

Guy: Well why don't you blow me.

Peak Porn was reached that day.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 14:27

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I had assumed it was a porno just from the look of it.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 14:42

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I think he just ate the bagpiper.

Thank you Terry!

# ? Apr 6, 2022 15:02

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Bismuth posted:

Everyone in Oregon either has a gun or a katana, and is either high on weed or meth. You can mix/match, but thats all of em.

Whomever has all four of these items shall be named King of Cascadia.

Also Idaho definitely has Nazis.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 15:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hyperlynx posted:

*third lightsaber through balls labelled "is a rapist and pedophile"*

But at least he didn't slap someone

# ? Apr 6, 2022 15:31

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

Paladinus posted:

Wait, existing song lyrics?

"I resolve to call you up a thousand times a day *mumbling* and tell you that I'm cranking hog *mumbling, quieter* in some old-fashioned way..."

"Those are song lyrics, Jerry."

# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:38

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

Milo and POTUS posted:

But at least he didn't slap someone

as far as I remember he has not demonstrated being a pedophile or rapist at a live awards show

# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:45

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Antigravitas posted:

(Context: The mask mandate has ended. And if you don't know the "Warum liegt hier stroh", I pity you)

Also if you know.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:48

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:08

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Cartoon Man posted:

I personally cannot stand the contraction "I's"

# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:21

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

What you're telling me is I could eat a gram of uranium and then not need to eat again forever.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:01

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

frankenfreak posted:

Also if you know.

Uncultured swine. Goethe, Schiller, Brecht, Mann mit der Maske. KULTURGUT, JUNGE

Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 18:08 on Apr 6, 2022

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:04

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

OwlFancier posted:

What you're telling me is I could eat a gram of uranium and then not need to eat again forever.

Well technically, yes.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:05

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Cartoon Man posted:

The forbidden Halls cough drops

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:10

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

OwlFancier posted:

What you're telling me is I could eat a gram of uranium and then not need to eat again forever.

Technically yes. Its the one diet trick nutritionists don't want you to know.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:11

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:15

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I personally cannot stand the contraction "I's"

It's incorrect anyway. The rule about always saying "person and I" instead of "me and person" is, like i-before-e, an oversimplification and far from universal.

To figure out which one to use, take the other person out of the sentence and see whether it still works.

"Me and my friend went to the store" -> "me went to the store?" No, that's wrong. You'd say "I went to the store," so it is "my friend and I went to the store."

"He took my brother and I for a ride in his Corvette" -> "He took I for a ride?" No. It's "he took me." You'd say "he took me and my brother for a ride in his Corvette."

The correct form of the sentence in the tweet, including the possessive, is "my and my wife's friend booked us a table." That's a bit awkward. Alternatives include:

"A friend booked a table for me and my wife..." (does not outright state that the person is friend to both of them, but it's implied)
"Our friend booked a table for us..." (it is not clearly stated who "us" is, but it doesn't really matter for the joke)
"A friend took me and my wife to dinner at..." (not accurate if the friend only made the booking and didn't come out to eat, but that would be really weird)
"My wife booked a table for us..." (technically a lie, but much cleaner, and frankly his friend making the booking is irrelevant)

:eng101:

This has been ENG 99 with Professor Sagebrush

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 18:23 on Apr 6, 2022

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:18

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

What you're telling me is I could eat a gram of uranium and then not need to eat again forever.

not forever. after 27,398 years you'll start to get peckish

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:19

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Brawnfire posted:

The forbidden Halls cough drops

Rrrrriiiiiiiicolaaaaaaaghhhhh

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:20

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Sagebrush posted:

It's incorrect anyway. The rule about always saying "person and I" instead of "me and person" is, like i-before-e, an oversimplification and far from universal.

To figure out which one to use, take the other person out of the sentence and see whether it still works.

"Me and my friend went to the store" -> "me went to the store?" No, that's wrong. You'd say "I went to the store," so it is "my friend and I went to the store."

"He took my brother and I for a ride in his Corvette" -> "He took I for a ride?" No. It's "he took me." You'd say "he took me and my brother for a ride in his Corvette."

The correct form of the sentence in the tweet, including the possessive, is "my and my wife's friend booked us a table." That's a bit awkward. Alternatives include:

"A friend booked a table for me and my wife..." (does not outright state that the person is friend to both of them, but it's implied)
"Our friend booked a table for us..." (it is not clearly stated who "us" is, but it doesn't really matter for the joke)
"A friend took me and my wife to dinner at..." (not accurate if the friend only made the booking and didn't come out to eat, but that would be really weird)
"My wife booked a table for us..." (technically a lie, but much cleaner, and frankly his friend making the booking is irrelevant)

This has been ENG 99 with Professor Sagebrush

I remember getting almost this exact lecture from my mom when I was like 8

She added the explanation that you always put the other person before "I" because you should never put yourself before other people, but thats just her trying to slip a moral lesson into a grammar one

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:26

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/valdotpng/status/1511063762845020176

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:43

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

gently caress.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:45

CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

It's incorrect anyway.

What if you treat it as a noun phrase? While maybe not 'correct', it wouldn't be incorrect. For example:
"Sagebrush and CopperHound's posts are bad."
Instead of:
"Sagebrush's and CopperHound's posts are bad."

Then I can replace my own name with I:
"Sagebrush and I's posts are bad."

e: actually that might be bad example because the posts can belong to each of us individually instead of something we share.

CopperHound has a new favorite as of 19:34 on Apr 6, 2022

# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:17

Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Sagebrush posted:

This has been ENG 99 with Professor Sagebrush

Thanks! I appreciated this post

# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Glottis posted:

as far as I remember he has not demonstrated being a pedophile or rapist at a live awards show

Apu meme but instead of elon musk it's jared leto

# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:30

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

CopperHound posted:

What if you treat it as a noun phrase? While maybe not 'correct', it wouldn't be incorrect. For example:
"Sagebrush and CopperHound's posts are bad."
Instead of:
"Sagebrush's and CopperHound's posts are bad."

Then I can replace my own name with I:
"Sagebrush and I's posts are bad."

e: actually that might be bad example because the posts can belong to each of us individually instead of something we share.

Then you would say "My and Sagebrush's posts are terrible" or "Sagebrush's and my posts are godawful. Just the worst garbage you've ever seen"

# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:39

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

My dog does not have a nose.

:eng101:

My dog�s got no nose

:science:

My dog nosen�t

# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:53

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Sagebrush posted:

It's incorrect anyway. The rule about always saying "person and I" instead of "me and person" is, like i-before-e, an oversimplification and far from universal.

To figure out which one to use, take the other person out of the sentence and see whether it still works.

"Me and my friend went to the store" -> "me went to the store?" No, that's wrong. You'd say "I went to the store," so it is "my friend and I went to the store."

"He took my brother and I for a ride in his Corvette" -> "He took I for a ride?" No. It's "he took me." You'd say "he took me and my brother for a ride in his Corvette."

The correct form of the sentence in the tweet, including the possessive, is "my and my wife's friend booked us a table." That's a bit awkward. Alternatives include:

"A friend booked a table for me and my wife..." (does not outright state that the person is friend to both of them, but it's implied)
"Our friend booked a table for us..." (it is not clearly stated who "us" is, but it doesn't really matter for the joke)
"A friend took me and my wife to dinner at..." (not accurate if the friend only made the booking and didn't come out to eat, but that would be really weird)
"My wife booked a table for us..." (technically a lie, but much cleaner, and frankly his friend making the booking is irrelevant)

This has been ENG 99 with Professor Sagebrush

If people understand what you said then it was an objectively correct way to say it. Language rules should be ignored at every opportunity, communication anarchism.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 20:01

BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

axolotl farmer posted:

My dog does not have a nose.

My dog’s got no nose

My dog nosen’t

How does it smell???????

# ? Apr 6, 2022 20:04

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

axolotl farmer posted:

My dog does not have a nose.

My dog’s got no nose

My dog nosen’t

Me: my dog nosen't

bae: how smel 🥺👉👈

me: 🤣👌

# ? Apr 6, 2022 20:05

CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

Who What Now posted:

communication anarchism.

I just took this opportunity to write "Shifter doesn't." on a bike service tag.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 20:06

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

CourtesyDump posted:

Ah poo poo! Hope I'm not late with this mashup.

I cranked my hog today
To see if I still squart
I'm cranking on the hog
The only thing that's squart

The cranking tears a hog
The old familiar squart
Try to crank it all away
But I remember every squart

What have I besquart?
My crankest hog
Everyone squart I know cranks a hog
In the end

And you could crank it all
My empire of squart
I will crank you hog
I will make you squart

I crank this crown of hogs
Upon my liar's squart
Full of broken hogs
I cannot recrank

Beneath the stains of squart
The crankings disappear
You are someone hog
I am squart right here

What have I besquart?
My crankest hog
Everyone squart know cranks a hog
In the end

And you could crank it all
My empire of squart
I will crank you hog
I will make you squart

If I could crank again
A million hogs away
I would squart myself
I would crank a way