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Antigravitas posted:Why is there straw laying about? Well don't hold out on us!
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PainterofCrap posted:what are you talking about That's a guitar
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Kit Walker posted:Well don't hold out on us! yeah, bitte erklären
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It's a ukelele
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Kit Walker posted:Well don't hold out on us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMZx5atWgZY quote:Girl: This is the electric meter that has been malfunctioning. Maybe you could have a look at it? Peak Porn was reached that day.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 14:27 |
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I had assumed it was a porno just from the look of it.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 14:42 |
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I think he just ate the bagpiper. Thank you Terry!
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Bismuth posted:Everyone in Oregon either has a gun or a katana, and is either high on weed or meth. You can mix/match, but thats all of em. Whomever has all four of these items shall be named King of Cascadia. Also Idaho definitely has Nazis.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 15:22 |
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Hyperlynx posted:*third lightsaber through balls labelled "is a rapist and pedophile"* But at least he didn't slap someone
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Paladinus posted:Wait, existing song lyrics? "I resolve to call you up a thousand times a day *mumbling* and tell you that I'm cranking hog *mumbling, quieter* in some old-fashioned way..." "Those are song lyrics, Jerry."
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Milo and POTUS posted:But at least he didn't slap someone as far as I remember he has not demonstrated being a pedophile or rapist at a live awards show
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:45 |
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Antigravitas posted:(Context: The mask mandate has ended. And if you don't know the "Warum liegt hier stroh", I pity you)
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I personally cannot stand the contraction "I's"
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What you're telling me is I could eat a gram of uranium and then not need to eat again forever.
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frankenfreak posted:Also if you know. Uncultured swine. Goethe, Schiller, Brecht, Mann mit der Maske. KULTURGUT, JUNGE Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 18:08 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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OwlFancier posted:What you're telling me is I could eat a gram of uranium and then not need to eat again forever. Well technically, yes.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:05 |
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The forbidden Halls cough drops
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OwlFancier posted:What you're telling me is I could eat a gram of uranium and then not need to eat again forever. Technically yes. Its the one diet trick nutritionists don't want you to know.
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I personally cannot stand the contraction "I's" It's incorrect anyway. The rule about always saying "person and I" instead of "me and person" is, like i-before-e, an oversimplification and far from universal. To figure out which one to use, take the other person out of the sentence and see whether it still works. "Me and my friend went to the store" -> "me went to the store?" No, that's wrong. You'd say "I went to the store," so it is "my friend and I went to the store." "He took my brother and I for a ride in his Corvette" -> "He took I for a ride?" No. It's "he took me." You'd say "he took me and my brother for a ride in his Corvette." The correct form of the sentence in the tweet, including the possessive, is "my and my wife's friend booked us a table." That's a bit awkward. Alternatives include: "A friend booked a table for me and my wife..." (does not outright state that the person is friend to both of them, but it's implied) "Our friend booked a table for us..." (it is not clearly stated who "us" is, but it doesn't really matter for the joke) "A friend took me and my wife to dinner at..." (not accurate if the friend only made the booking and didn't come out to eat, but that would be really weird) "My wife booked a table for us..." (technically a lie, but much cleaner, and frankly his friend making the booking is irrelevant) This has been ENG 99 with Professor Sagebrush Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 18:23 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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OwlFancier posted:What you're telling me is I could eat a gram of uranium and then not need to eat again forever. not forever. after 27,398 years you'll start to get peckish
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Brawnfire posted:The forbidden Halls cough drops Rrrrriiiiiiiicolaaaaaaaghhhhh
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Sagebrush posted:It's incorrect anyway. The rule about always saying "person and I" instead of "me and person" is, like i-before-e, an oversimplification and far from universal. I remember getting almost this exact lecture from my mom when I was like 8 She added the explanation that you always put the other person before "I" because you should never put yourself before other people, but thats just her trying to slip a moral lesson into a grammar one
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https://twitter.com/valdotpng/status/1511063762845020176
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gently caress.
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Sagebrush posted:It's incorrect anyway. "Sagebrush and CopperHound's posts are bad." Instead of: "Sagebrush's and CopperHound's posts are bad." Then I can replace my own name with I: "Sagebrush and I's posts are bad." e: actually that might be bad example because the posts can belong to each of us individually instead of something we share. CopperHound has a new favorite as of 19:34 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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Sagebrush posted:This has been ENG 99 with Professor Sagebrush Thanks! I appreciated this post
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Glottis posted:as far as I remember he has not demonstrated being a pedophile or rapist at a live awards show Apu meme but instead of elon musk it's jared leto
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CopperHound posted:What if you treat it as a noun phrase? While maybe not 'correct', it wouldn't be incorrect. For example: Then you would say "My and Sagebrush's posts are terrible" or "Sagebrush's and my posts are godawful. Just the worst garbage you've ever seen"
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My dog does not have a nose. My dog’s got no nose My dog nosen’t
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Sagebrush posted:It's incorrect anyway. The rule about always saying "person and I" instead of "me and person" is, like i-before-e, an oversimplification and far from universal. If people understand what you said then it was an objectively correct way to say it. Language rules should be ignored at every opportunity, communication anarchism.
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axolotl farmer posted:My dog does not have a nose. How does it smell???????
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axolotl farmer posted:My dog does not have a nose. Me: my dog nosen't bae: how smel 🥺👉👈 me: 🤣👌
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Who What Now posted:communication anarchism.
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CourtesyDump posted:Ah poo poo! Hope I'm not late with this mashup. https://twitter.com/No_X_in_Nixon/status/1508181811322572805?s=20&t=TNeD4MXMmzbsb1z9pvRQAA
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I personally cannot stand the contraction "I's"
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I'm at a loss
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Maiden loss.
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flavor.flv posted:Then you would say "My and Sagebrush's posts are terrible" or "Sagebrush's and my posts are godawful. Just the worst garbage you've ever seen" Sagebrush's posts and I are terrible.
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