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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Nice of them to give the Emu's side of the story, but what happened to Hasselhoff? Get bored and wander off eventually?

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Kingo Ligma posted:

Nice of them to give the Emu's side of the story, but what happened to Hasselhoff? Get bored and wander off eventually?

"CAW CAW CAW CAW , CAW CAW, SCREECH CAW SCREECH KRAWW! CRAW CRAW KREEEEEE!"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/sexenheimer/status/1506177452866871299

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

It's actually pretty sad. They're just completely bonkers. How do you fix that?...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Hyperlynx posted:

It's actually pretty sad. They're just completely bonkers. How do you fix that?...

The R9X from Raytheon. Knife missile them all.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/jcjobau/status/1508943528675594241

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/kamingock/status/1508945386194436096

Eat poo poo globe trotting instagram crunchy types.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Looks pretty wet

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Outrail posted:

Looks pretty wet

Unlike your mum

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Kingo Ligma posted:

Unlike your mum

yeah ok Shapiro

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1510409617121050631

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
Thank god for ozbargain comments for introducing me to Cheryl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSNHfAX_vZA

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

~Coxy posted:

Thank god for ozbargain comments for introducing me to Cheryl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSNHfAX_vZA

I hate her. Berri Estates have Fruity Gordo ffs Cheryl you stupid oval office.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

~Coxy posted:

Thank god for ozbargain comments for introducing me to Cheryl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSNHfAX_vZA

:australia:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Can confirm firsthand quolls are horrible little cunts. They probably don't even like human flesh, just the taste of pain and misery.

In retrospect, sticking needles into their necks and fondling their balls wasn't doing them any favours but I stand by my assessment.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Outrail posted:

Can confirm firsthand quolls are horrible little cunts. They probably don't even like human flesh, just the taste of pain and misery.

In retrospect, sticking needles into their necks and fondling their balls wasn't doing them any favours but I stand by my assessment.

I hope you bought them dinner first. I'd be giving you a world of pain and misery if you tried that poo poo without at least ponying up for a KFC bucket or something.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Inceltown posted:

I hope you bought them dinner first. I'd be giving you a world of pain and misery if you tried that poo poo without at least ponying up for a KFC bucket or something.

I was going to say something demeaning about the assholes but I don't have access to KFC in my neck of the woods and yeah I'd put up with more than that for a bucket of sub quality greased up bird carcass.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

~Coxy posted:

Thank god for ozbargain comments for introducing me to Cheryl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSNHfAX_vZA

"I never knew me a better time, and I guess I never will"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/7NewsSC/status/1512350282680008704

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

"Reviews are coming in and there's a resounding opinion of 'I don't like it'...."

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables



Mmm, you can taste the racism in every sip!

big dong wanter
Jan 28, 2010

The future for this country is roads, freeways and highways

To the dangerzone

Helith posted:

Mmm, you can taste the racism in every sip!

Well yeah, it's gin

stirlo
Aug 12, 2007
https://twitter.com/cameronwilson/status/1511850093615276035

stirlo
Aug 12, 2007

Helith posted:

Mmm, you can taste the racism in every sip!

needs more sodastream imo

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug




UAP is for sure getting a few seats, they've had front page ads in WA every time Ive seen a newspaper.

gently caress Palmer and gently caress Kelly, absolute scum

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
They spent dump trucks of money last election and won gently caress all, I can’t see it being any different this time

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

The cross section of people who hate scomo and people who think voting labour makes you a pussy is growing.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Plus repetition and the ubiquitous campaign makes people think UAP aren't fringe lunatics.

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007

Megillah Gorilla posted:

And just poisoning the billabongs.




"Send cash, arsenic / exterminate aborigines / letter to follow"

Not that it matters, but: "send *cask* arsenic / exterminate aboriginies / letter *will* follow

Sorry to be a pedant. Also, the handwriting on exterminate is weird, who does their "x"s like that?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Abongination posted:

UAP is for sure getting a few seats, they've had front page ads in WA every time Ive seen a newspaper.

gently caress Palmer and gently caress Kelly, absolute scum

Clive hosed his chances in WA once he tried to sue us for $30 billion because he wasn't allowed to build a mine.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Theres a bloke round the corner with a uap poster which I'd deface but he's also the kinda oval office who'd have cameras trained on that poo poo

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

Theres a bloke round the corner with a uap poster which I'd deface but he's also the kinda oval office who'd have cameras trained on that poo poo

Please tell me it's not the same weirdo with the portcullis-type gate in his 10ft brick wall that I have.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

~Coxy posted:

Please tell me it's not the same weirdo with the portcullis-type gate in his 10ft brick wall that I have.

Nah he does have a sign that points to his granny flat in the back yard. He's also yelled at my partner after he cut the corner and nearly crashed into her sisters car that was parked out front

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:

Theres a bloke round the corner with a uap poster which I'd deface but he's also the kinda oval office who'd have cameras trained on that poo poo

There's masks for this sort of thing.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/nswalc/status/1515480284564705287

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Champ

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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If I had a body like that I'd never wear clothes again.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?


Went up to qld for holidays, met this fine specimen just kicking back outside our hotel room
:krad:

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XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred
Things that I have experienced since going rural to teach.

  • Students tired from piggin' all weekend,
  • Watching a quietly terrified ten year old girl smoke the competition on a dirt bike.
  • Watching her parents then compete with each other for dirt bike champion.
  • Bale tossin'
  • Teachers leaving for the day due to 'cattle emergency’
  • A truly mind bending amount of unintentional racism.
  • 'Yeah we got 19 dogs sir!'
  • 'Brothers and sisters? I got nine! You wanna know about my cousins too?'
  • Rodeo
It's a different life but it has its charms.

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