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twoday posted:The latest round of delays were because the printer was very confused by the type of paper and lamination I had chosen for the book and cover, which is, apparently, very unusual, and it took a while to pass that info between the printer who was arranging the project and the one in charge of the actual printing, and it took a while to communicate all that between the parties involved Huh, I'd thought cum-stained tissue paper would be more universal 
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no that wasn't one of the options WrasslorMonkey, I'm sorry
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We will begin production on your book using the following specifications. If for any reason these are incorrect or you would like to make adjustments, please contact us IMMEDIATELY. Once production begins we will be unable to make any changes without additional charges. Order Quantity: 500 Expedited Quantity: 0 Binding Type: Case (Hardcover) with Separated Endsheets Page Size: 6" x 8.75" Inside Page Count: 124 Cover: 105 lb Text Matte, Matte Lamination finish Inside Paper: 85 lb Text Matte Full Color Inside Pages Your project will take approximately 3-4 weeks for printing and binding, after which it will enter the shipping process. Your project will be in your hands approximately 6 weeks after it ships. Please note, there is no tracking information available while your project is on the ocean. We'll send you an email with tracking information, if available, once your project has been transferred to the ground carrier, usually approximately 1 week before delivery.
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Note that is the time for arrival at the distributor, it will take longer to ship out from there to you
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op will you send a notice for address updating for those of us who are nomads and constantly move to the cheapest apartment every couple of months
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twoday posted:We will begin production on your book using the following specifications. If for any reason these are incorrect or you would like to make adjustments, please contact us IMMEDIATELY. Once production begins we will be unable to make any changes without additional charges. 
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2DCAT posted:op will you send a notice for address updating for those of us who are nomads and constantly move to the cheapest apartment every couple of months Hell yeah, I have to do this myself to the distributor actually
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twoday!!
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what is the next step in this saga
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That's right
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M_Gargantua posted:what is the next step in this saga Well then I have to make the fancy leather versions of the book, ship the paintings, hide a copy of the book in an arid cave for future generations to discover, and then submit a copy to the library of congress
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twoday posted:Well then I have to make the fancy leather versions of the book, ship the paintings, hide a copy of the book in an arid cave for future generations to discover, and then submit a copy to the library of congress i think the cerro gordo silver mines are now open for the occasional tourist and anything you put there will probably last at least 500 years
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twoday posted:Well then I have to make the fancy leather versions of the book, ship the paintings, hide a copy of the book in an arid cave for future generations to discover, and then
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M_Gargantua posted:i think the cerro gordo silver mines are now open for the occasional tourist and anything you put there will probably last at least 500 years a copy of book and the Sailor block, a dolmen for future online ones
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M_Gargantua posted:i think the cerro gordo silver mines are now open for the occasional tourist and anything you put there will probably last at least 500 years I will never reveal the location of the secret book cave
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twoday posted:Well then I have to make the fancy leather versions of the book, ship the paintings, hide a copy of the book in an arid cave for future generations to discover, and then submit a copy to the library of congress Johnny appleseed that poo poo.
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book? BOOK!
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are any of the goons who preordered dead? if so, I volunteer to take their place.
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mawarannahr posted:are any of the goons who preordered dead? if so, I volunteer to take their place. im still alive you son of a bitch!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DscJ5PFkZxQ
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fabergay egg posted:book? BOOK! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
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Which actor was hired again to do the audible version of the book?
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I must thank the people who work for the chinese publishing house which printed the book for maintaining utter professionalism throughout the entire process as I asked them to make adjustments to the pages containing images of guillotines, etc., which looked like they were written by a totally insane person, while also allowing me to publish it without an ISBN number or any personally identifying information as the American publishers asked, while furthermore politely helping me to correcting the various bizarre and unorthodox demands I had originally made regarding the unusual paper width, bleed edges, colation, and printing of the book without any matte coating on the paper which would have resulted in a dulling of the colors etc.
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2DCAT posted:Which actor was hired again to do the audible version of the book? None yet
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you should send a copy to trump himself at maralago
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Spergin Morlock posted:you should send a copy to trump himself at maralago that sounds like a good way to get an involuntary psychiatric hold so definitely give it a shot
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twoday posted:We will begin production on your book using the following specifications. If for any reason these are incorrect or you would like to make adjustments, please contact us IMMEDIATELY. Once production begins we will be unable to make any changes without additional charges. It will never happen.
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:that sounds like a good way to get an involuntary psychiatric hold haha noooo you look so sane please don't buy an extra copy of the book from me haha
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Give book me give eat book me eat book give me eat book give me you
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twoday posted:Well then I have to make the fancy leather versions of the book, ship the paintings, hide a copy of the book in an arid cave for future generations to discover, and then submit a copy to the library of congress That reminds me I need to pay you for some additional copies to leave in random locations for people to find and be utterly confused about.
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This book, maybe coupled with Vic Berger's Trump retrospective, will be the most accurate representation of the Trump era ever captured. The world's collective memories of how utterly deranged those few years were are already scabbing over. But we remember, and we will bear witness. There's a certain subset of people who have had their minds permanently altered by Trump's presidency and I'm not sure we'll ever recover. In a few decades I'm gonna be getting spoon fed apple puree in a retirement village muttering "many many french fries" over and over. And I'll hold the book out to the nurses as a way of explanation. And they won't understand.
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Tirade posted:This book, maybe coupled with Vic Berger's Trump retrospective, will be the most accurate representation of the Trump era ever captured. The world's collective memories of how utterly deranged those few years were are already scabbing over. But we remember, and we will bear witness. This is turm consciousness
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Tirade posted:This book, maybe coupled with Vic Berger's Trump retrospective, will be the most accurate representation of the Trump era ever captured. The world's collective memories of how utterly deranged those few years were are already scabbing over. But we remember, and we will bear witness. the era of turm is not over, the beast yet lives. the day may still come when twoday must choose to flee the forums or else sacrifice his hands and mind on the completion of volume two: the book of the speaker of the house (of trump) Blotto_Otter has issued a correction as of 15:48 on Apr 14, 2022 |
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at least he gives you four years off in between to take care of the printing, etc.
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Blotto_Otter posted:the era of turm is not over, the beast yet lives. the day may still come when twoday must choose to flee the forums or else sacrifice his hands and mind on the completion of volume two: the book of the speaker of the house (of trump) he would hate being speaker it would provide amazing content
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Barry Foster posted:Give book me give eat book me eat book give me eat book give me you Heed to wise old words: give a man a book, he'll eat for a day. teach a man to book, and he'll eat for a lifetime
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twoday posted:Well then I have to make the fancy leather versions of the book, ship the paintings, hide a copy of the book in an arid cave for future generations to discover, and then submit a copy to the library of congress Is the one non goon who ordered the book going to get a special copy?
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