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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

pentyne posted:

The evidence





Lmbo, this dude owns

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

So when are we stickying this baby?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Requesting that this be GBS's new cursor text.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!

ahaahahahahahahahaah

Do it. Do it right loving now.

Booty Pageant posted:

dang you beat me to it



This might be better for legal reasons

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Apr 14, 2022

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world

pentyne posted:

The evidence





i would love to serve on jury and see this rap sheet projected on a big screen

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
time for a countersuit jeff

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
better call SAul

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

hes right

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

CatBlack posted:

i would love to serve on jury and see this rap sheet projected on a big screen

"My client was told, in clear, unambiguous language, to 'find something else to do'. And so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Here. We. Are."

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I would like to officially welcome Judge Sharon Johnson Coleman, likely the only non-SA member who had to read that list in detail, to the SA forums.

sick of all these J4Ls

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Mods, change FYAD into "FYAD: Court Documents show us to be the most strict subsection of the forums".

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



It's been hours and I'm still laughing like an idiot at this.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This is all extremely funny but, if this is floating around, know that I will smite with a mighty hammer anyone who harasses this guy - do not antagonize him in any way. He has my sympathy. Read the washington post article if you don't understand.

Message received.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Mods, change FYAD into "FYAD: Court Documents show us to be the most strict subsection of the forums".

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The forums have been catnip to the mentally ill for 20 years and more

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Okay so what I am seeing here is we have both a wanton DDOSer *and* a completely off the deep end dude suing the forums IN THE SAME NIGHT!?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
lmao and someone Very Serious decided to be Very Serious about buying me a Very Serious custom title to let everyone know they are Not Amused by me lmao

like, no, really, literally lmao. holy cow what a tremendous self-own on whoever bought it haha

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
many different users suck my left one haha

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

quote:

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting

put this up with pale blue dot or any quote from einstein, hemmingway shortstory, this poo poo is living gold

Withnail fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Apr 14, 2022

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The internet has been catnip to the mentally ill for 20 years and more

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


precision posted:

many different users suck my left one haha

Uhhh hey sorry I just started reading this thread, are you the named plaintiff or just getting e-bullied

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Make this guy king of gbs imo

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Waffle House posted:

Okay so what I am seeing here is we have both a wanton DDOSer *and* a completely off the deep end dude suing the forums IN THE SAME NIGHT!?

there's no way it isn't this guy. honestly, it's time we did something about YOSPOS. their posters are threatening to destroy the very forums themselves with litigation - much of which is supported by valid complaints. In this QCS thread, I will

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i have a lot of connections to the guy suing the forums on facebook lol

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

some beautiful genius ITT posted:

hello. im permabanned poster lawsuitfiler88

Sincerely it's so dumb but so good, thanks

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Boat Stuck posted:

FYI, the court already dismissed the suit:

So Jeff can sleep easy tonight, knowing that this entire tempest in a teacup happened and concluded while he was blissfully unaware.
oh god some poor judge had to write that

kindly, they even called SA a 'comedy website.' However I think Jeffrey needs to sue for her accusation that he's not a state actor after Glenn Beck already exposed that.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The forums have been catnip to the mentally ill for 20 years and more

yeah

some in the thread posted about how we need to help the mentally ill

bitch, that's all of us lol :foksmash:

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
broken clock, etc.

Seriously when will archives be searchable?

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

:five:

God drat this thread was a ride.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




funniest part of this to me is whoever orchestrated the ddos had their thunder completely stolen by the crazy lawsuit guy

(assuming they are unrelated)

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Apr 14, 2022

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

yeah

some in the thread posted about how we need to help the mentally ill

bitch, that's all of us lol :foksmash:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Smythe posted:

hes right

users are told how to post on the rules page

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Bad Purchase posted:

funniest part of this to me whoever orchestrated the ddos had their thunder completely stolen by the crazy lawsuit guy

(assuming they are unrelated)

I would assume they're unrelated, but if they were connected, that would be the funniest thing ever and my head would pop off and fly off into the abyss, giggling all the way, and I wouldn't have a head no more

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
If they were related then the same guy would have ddosed google creating world chaos

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Do the forums make us mentally ill, or do the mentally ill come to these forums

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Do the forums make us mentally ill, or do the mentally ill come to these forums

Yes

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Withnail posted:

If they were related then the same guy would have ddosed google creating world chaos

It looks like his SA lawsuit was dismissed just the other day, so at least the timing fits.

I can only assume he's getting ready to take on Google now that he is done with us.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


"Suck my dick and balls. Defense rests, your Honor."

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


The goonabomber

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empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

It looks like his SA lawsuit was dismissed just the other day, so at least the timing fits.

I can only assume he's getting ready to take on Google now that he is done with us.

done with us? he was just permabanned four times. he's got jeffrey right where he wants him.

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