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thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
i have some demands to jeffrey of yospos:


1) mod him
2) change every gang tags to this

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I sincerely hope this guy is able to get help. I feel awful for the guy.




But also

quote:


is just the funniest goddamn thing I've seen all week. It had me tearing up for a bit.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


This dude is fighting a personal vietnam, tactically guerilla posting, his decoy accounts falling one by one. He'll have all the court evidencable behavior he needs just by screenshotting and running off this very thread in black and white at Kinko's. He's been wronged by the forums, all of us, reality itself. He'll see us all in court. Every last one of us.

thehandtruck posted:

2) change every gang tags to this

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

thehandtruck posted:

i have some demands to jeffrey of yospos:


1) mod him
2) change every gang tags to this

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

The goonabomber

Goddamn that's a good user name

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Sending my apologies to the paralegal who had to confirm that we were in fact a "comedy website" must have been a tough call.


thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

Waffle House posted:

This dude is fighting a personal vietnam, tactically guerilla posting, his decoy accounts falling one by one. He'll have all the court evidencable behavior he needs just by screenshotting and running off this very thread in black and white at Kinko's. He's been wronged by the forums, all of us, reality itself. He'll see us all in court. Every last one of us.

lmao hes like doing a john woo film but with law suits. its beautiful and artistic and if u dont get it u dont get it.

Jorge Bell
Aug 2, 2006

With collective action we can accomplish anything

Jorge Bell fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Apr 14, 2022

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

:lmao: give 100% of the users this gangtag for free

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

The goonabomber

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

lmfao ahahahah

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

But also

is just the funniest goddamn thing I've seen all week. It had me tearing up for a bit.



Hell, same.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Shinjobi posted:

:lmao: give 100% of the users this gangtag for free

Default gang tag that you have to pay :tenbux: to get rid of. Give me 10%, or a ps5 your choice jeff

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Please

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

:perfect:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





lol

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006


Your Honor, the only thing these forums are guilty of is permitting bodily harm to fall upon its users from too much strained laughter.

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
this is what happens when u dont close cspam at midnight.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I shouldn't be reading this stuff while watching Saddam Hussein hiding from the American soldiers on this docu-drama, but I am.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




lmao nice

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

many people are saying this

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

sebmojo posted:

users are told how to post on the rules page

Don't worry, he included that in his filing



Along with the list of primary offenders?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Is this someone who’s known on the forums at all?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well he's got us dead on to rights.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
Sorry, the legal system in IL is now going to have on file Jeffery of YOSPOS aka "@methlord420"

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


This thread is neat. Thanks Jeff.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
just got to say "Hitler: Good or Bad?" on the forum rules page submitted to the court is just absolutely perfect.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Wow this person didn't even get to the "attempt service through certified mail only to be rebuked by the courts when the letter was returned unopened" point before having their case dismissed.

Although I suppose he wasn't able to navigate the counter at the post office, was he.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

This would be a great stupid newbie av, too.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


This is absolutely the gang tag I need.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

+1 for this

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Cat Hassler posted:

Is this someone who’s known on the forums at all?

Sort of. A brief search turns up this post, naming him as one of FYAD's greatest treasures:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3998407

I do not get FYAD, but I believe this list is ironic and the posters at the top are, in fact, bad. Either way, it is proof that he has touched many lives through this forum, be it for good or for ill.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

pentyne posted:

Don't worry, he included that in his filing

Oh god everything in the sidebar is so embarrassing, wtf is wrong with us?

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
I'm going to sue Something Awful Dot Com if I can't get in touch with Livestock

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Oh god everything in the sidebar is so embarrassing, wtf is wrong with us?

Mermaid Shelley was a god drat treasure don't you ever disparage her

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Cat Hassler posted:

Is this someone who’s known on the forums at all?

He's apparently the only goon I've put on my ignore list in like ten years.

I looked up why I put him on ignore and you'll never guess why, yes you will, it was his compulsive use of the r-slur

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Smythe posted:

hes right

Reading his list of complaints and nodding along like Kermit / Bale here.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Case: 1:22-cv-01808 Docuemnt #: 1 Filed 04/07/22 Page 9 of 28 Page ID#: 9

"Fart Girls and the Official Female Fart Forum"

I rest my case, honor.

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





lol

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