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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
unironically the crazy guy has a point

Jeff can we remove the burn on furries from the rules, it's 2022 and they don't deserve to be lumped in with Scientologists and Libertarians

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

this feedback is priceless!! it would be stupid if you ignored it Jefff!

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

just think of the money

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bring back the furries, throw out FYAD.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
lol that his filing has Hitler: Good or bad? in it.

taco show
Oct 6, 2011

motherforker



This should be auto added to any user who catches a probe

Also, me, because it’s hilarious

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

taco show posted:

This should be auto added to any user who catches a probe

Also, me, because it’s hilarious

Do you wish for the needful?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Good. This is good.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Lol

Also lmao

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
An Account cost money

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
I cannot comment while this post is in litigation.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS
This part also made me laugh

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS
Your Honor it should not be this difficult to search for diaper explosions

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
The forums are such a mess yet he desperately wanted to post on them :thunk:

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Let's be honest, he's got a point about the search issues.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
This dude made some sort of fairytale Faustian bargain where he gets to contribute the single greatest piece of comedy to the forums in 2022 but can never post here again.

For what does it profit a man to make the greatest posts if he himself cannot read them?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hey lawsuit guy can you add my pet concern to your lawsuit

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Frank Frank posted:

This dude made some sort of fairytale Faustian bargain where he gets to contribute the single greatest piece of comedy to the forums in 2022 but can never post here again.

For what does it profit a man to make the greatest posts if he himself cannot read them?

I'm telling you, this is our nelson mandela. Get yourself right, schizophrenia goon, and come back to us

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

taco show posted:

This should be auto added to any user who catches a probe

Also, me, because it’s hilarious
Make it the new (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

e: wait the forums autoparse that???

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Splicer posted:

Make it the new (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

e: wait the forums autoparse that???
Yeah it links to the rap sheet of the poster posting it, not even joking.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Yeah it links to the rap sheet of the poster posting it, not even joking.
It doesn't just link to the rap sheet, the ref is trying to highlight probes from this post.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Quite a lot of user names in the court records now.

I'll get the wiki started.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Crime on a Dime posted:

gang tags are pure aids

calling things "aids" is pure aids

Chevy Slyme
May 2, 2004

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

:yossame:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

I wonder how long this guy has been doing this. How long does it take for someone to be hit with the “vexatious litigant” tag anyway?

Gang tags when

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010




mods shook

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Splicer posted:

Make it the new (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

e: wait the forums autoparse that???

only if it is the last part of your post. that's how the probation notification system works. if you're put on probation or banned, your post is edited and the parenthetical is added. then on page load there is a javascript that looks for posts that have that as the last part of the post and hyperlinks it to the rap sheet.

the way radium built everything was around posts. reports are just new threads in the reports forum posted by the SA Support Robot. that's why it was a big deal when radium was posting under that account and got probated for being a shithead.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006






Th-the perfect gang tag…

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
is Leonard J. Crabs still on retainer?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
anyone know what this guys original account was? he was posting in the late late 2000s for sure

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



sure okay posted:

Th-the perfect gang tag…

oh gently caress

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

only if it is the last part of your post. that's how the probation notification system works. if you're put on probation or banned, your post is edited and the parenthetical is added. then on page load there is a javascript that looks for posts that have that as the last part of the post and hyperlinks it to the rap sheet.

the way radium built everything was around posts. reports are just new threads in the reports forum posted by the SA Support Robot. that's why it was a big deal when radium was posting under that account and got probated for being a shithead.

i like the idea of Posts being the most important thing in the forums universe

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
holy poo poo this thread has made my morning so much more enjoyable :yum:

Jeff the Mediocre
Dec 30, 2013



Oh dear. Time to retroactively update mypostingenemies.csv.

Also this is an amazing gangtag.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i like the idea of Posts being the most important thing in the forums universe

:justpost:

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

Escape From Noise posted:

They're ignored by Ronald Reagan?

they're undistilled assistance in understanding the poster's true nature

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i have a lot of connections to the guy suing the forums on facebook lol

Anything worth sharing?


uh oh, now you've done it

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

sure okay posted:

Th-the perfect gang tag…

just replace all other gang tags with this one

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

:perfect:

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Anything worth sharing?

he has an imagine of the facebook logo “unzipping” with israel’s flag underneath.

also one of his life events is “getting banned from the communism facebook group”

i aint posting it directly tho thats probably too much

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