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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Dick Trauma posted:

Everyone should scroll through this entire Twitter thread as soon as possible.

https://twitter.com/BlairBraverman/status/1514275414654476289?s=20&t=MTScNeimyRpLue3cb8UA6Q

The interesting thing here is not that dogs smile, but that they only smile at people and never at other dogs. That indicates that they understand that we're not dogs.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I’m still very disappointed that my vet in Tennessee refused to use the Tomcat that adopted me’s given name of “Shitbag”. When I took him in to get tutored, I had to g give him a different name.

He liked to intimidate the other semi ferals that also lived on my patio even though he probably would have had no clue that there was some sympathetic idiot providing good food and shelter in the area without following them. It was a well-earned name.

When I picked him up after his neuter, the vet tech was like,”oh. Him. The Satan.” He stopped screaming at staff every time they got near as soon as he heard my voice though.

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005

Bored posted:

I’m still very disappointed that my vet in Tennessee refused to use the Tomcat that adopted me’s given name of “Shitbag”. When I took him in to get tutored, I had to g give him a different name.

He liked to intimidate the other semi ferals that also lived on my patio even though he probably would have had no clue that there was some sympathetic idiot providing good food and shelter in the area without following them. It was a well-earned name.

When I picked him up after his neuter, the vet tech was like,”oh. Him. The Satan.” He stopped screaming at staff every time they got near as soon as he heard my voice though.

"The Satan" is a pretty good name for a cat too.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Satans cool and good and so are cattes

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Satan always gets a bad rap.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Taerkar posted:

Satan always gets a bad rap.

I always like the depiction of Satan from the beginning and end of Heaven Can Wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4yv6Kzt_dY&t=85s

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/5QIAFwx.mp4

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/unfortunatalie/status/1514301622083588104

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
For those who don't venture into GBS, Chickam is live this weekend and there are already 2 adorable balls of fluff with a 3rd about to hatch imminently.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://i.imgur.com/xwsak8h.mp4

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/nE340ce.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/b8ts6r7.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Jo1CbQF.mp4

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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

This Machine Makes New Dogs

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
The pup chute

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/philipnolan1/status/1515260865892732928

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I went to get beer at my distributor today and I stopped at their little bar they have to grab a growler.
Their shop dog stopped over to say hi.


He was polite enough to remind me that I stopped petting him as well by poking me in the leg while I was checking out.

Also the beer is good.

Edit: action shot in case someone thought I didn’t pet that dog.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I thank you for your excellent trip report.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Look at these ridiculously photogenic girls.





We have so many birds and butterflies now and it's nice out, so many of our brood are basically living on the catio during the day.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh


His name is Lanang

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I think elephants might be the animal whose growth is most similar to humans when it comes to the awkward -> distinguished transition over the years. Those majestic beasts start off as some real goobers.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Ror posted:

I think elephants might be the animal whose growth is most similar to humans when it comes to the awkward -> distinguished transition over the years. Those majestic beasts start off as some real goobers.

From what I understand, the reason why human babies are so clumsy and awkward is that the baby's head is too drat huge because of our big brains, so everything else has to be delayed until later in the child's development. There just isn't enough space in the mother's womb to allow the child to develop further. It might be a similar thing with elephants?
Meanwhile, baby horses start running almost immediately after birth and remain pretty dumb most of their lives (when it comes to things that aren't eating grass and running).

Unrelated:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/9tL3fMT.mp4

Meaty Ore
Dec 17, 2011

My God, it's full of cat pictures!

AFewBricksShy posted:

I went to get beer at my distributor today and I stopped at their little bar they have to grab a growler.
Their shop dog stopped over to say hi.


He was polite enough to remind me that I stopped petting him as well by poking me in the leg while I was checking out.

Also the beer is good.

Edit: action shot in case someone thought I didn’t pet that dog.



Wanna grab that growler myself :kimchi:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Meaty Ore posted:

Wanna grab that growler myself :kimchi:

:unsmith:

Old dogs best dogs.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I sat on Abi's favourite cushion, which clearly required retaliation in the form of slamming her butt into me and giving me big eyes

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Moist Murder Mittens! :3:

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



It's amazing that dogs have that 'this 2D image represents a 3D world' thing humans have. I don't think that's, cognitively, a given for all animals.

He knew exactly where the ball would have gone, the good boy.

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Moist Murder Mittens! :3:

The paws that refreshes

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Purrpetual meowtion machine

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
Moko isn't allowed in my friend's bed, so when I babysat him he had some "creative" ideas about human sleep



UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Goober rear end neighbor cat discovering my new cars dashboard has less standing space.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
Want to see a quokka eat a leaf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzfFItqjEis

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
https://twitter.com/MediumSizeMeech/status/1515325530375176196

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/APU9OVJ.mp4

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames

Suleman posted:

Unrelated:


https://youtu.be/tgRt1uu1zBg

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib

Saw the word quokka,my mind finished the sentence in it's best Crocodile Dundee accent

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
found Lilypup

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/FennecEveryHr/status/1515659841481674752

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I saw a wallaby at a petting zoo yesterday, and while I didn't take pictures, I can tell you it was very cute. There was also a tortoise and a mini-cow.

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