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My friend sent me this image when I told him I typically eat 2-3 cans of olives a day. I don't regret it. I don't understand what the problem is? They're low calorie little fruit bits you can eat right out of the can.
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credburn posted:My friend sent me this image when I told him I typically eat 2-3 cans of olives a day. That's averaging about 2G of sodium from just olives, so unless you're being sarcastic, you're speedrunning your way to high blood pressure.
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Apr 14, 2022 21:31
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Zipperelli. posted:That's averaging about 2G of sodium from just olives, so unless you're being sarcastic, you're speedrunning your way to high blood pressure. ...deliciously
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Apr 14, 2022 21:32
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Zipperelli. posted:That's averaging about 2G of sodium from just olives, so unless you're being sarcastic, you're speedrunning your way to high blood pressure. Haha so, interestingly, I've almost my entire life had particularly low blood pressure. But just today I went to a doctor and they want me to go see a specialist because suddenly my blood pressure is really high? ... I did not tell her about the olives ...
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credburn posted:My friend sent me this image when I told him I typically eat 2-3 cans of olives a day. Taste your piss and tell me it's normal then.
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credburn posted:Haha so, interestingly, I've almost my entire life had particularly low blood pressure. But just today I went to a doctor and they want me to go see a specialist because suddenly my blood pressure is really high? Probably for the best tbh
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Apr 14, 2022 23:17
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Zero Olives
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It’s only my style to be secret, please bring me five can of olives.
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credburn posted:Haha so, interestingly, I've almost my entire life had particularly low blood pressure. But just today I went to a doctor and they want me to go see a specialist because suddenly my blood pressure is really high?
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credburn posted:Haha so, interestingly, I've almost my entire life had particularly low blood pressure. But just today I went to a doctor and they want me to go see a specialist because suddenly my blood pressure is really high? The second coming of that keto thread guy who was surprised he had to go on Crestor after eating a steady diet of bacon grease
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Apr 16, 2022 03:46
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heck, even three olives also raises some people's blood pressure
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Empty Sandwich posted:heck, even three olives also raises some people's blood pressure Lol
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Empty Sandwich posted:heck, even three olives also raises some people's blood pressure Boo this man
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PYF Stupid Lifehacks: cramming 30 - 40 olives into our gaping maws
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ekuNNN posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/FleetsGood/status/1515491882473820163?t=0qkJWMty0XLBzHFfIbpnOg&s=19 ?????????? 
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I'm assuming it is the same guy who was behind all those countertop recipes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4lc3CG9_gg Here's a video talking about it.
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I pretty much assumed it was an excuse to look at that girl's cleavage under the guise of "hey look at this neat thing you can do to serve 'classy looking' filth at a dinner party".
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wesleywillis posted:I pretty much assumed it was an excuse to look at that girl's cleavage under the guise of "hey look at this neat thing you can do to serve 'classy looking' filth at a dinner party". It’s 1500% some weird fetish thing.
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Bussamove posted:It’s 1500% some weird fetish thing. With the sausage and the cheese hands? Yeah this appeals to a very certain type of person who may have bankrolled this particular video.
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I've seen a lot of weird videos popping up lately of women making hand molds where they are holding onto bananas or sausages or something, then cast them in silicone. So I'm assuming it's a "give your boyfriend/husband a sex toy in the shape of your own hand" thing.
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CzarChasm posted:I've seen a lot of weird videos popping up lately of women making hand molds where they are holding onto bananas or sausages or something, then cast them in silicone. So I'm assuming it's a "give your boyfriend/husband a sex toy in the shape of your own hand" thing. All those accounts are just making absurd poo poo so people get confused/outraged and share it with others for how "stupid" these women are. Since the internet is full to the brim with misogynists, they assume these videos are in earnest and love making fun of them. They're farming clicks from incredibly stupid people and I love it.
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Borrowed Ladder posted:It's only my style to be secret, please bring me five can of olives. Five cans?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IevVJq-iNfM&t=101s
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They sell all sorts of poo poo like this, stoners are pretty inventive when it comes to getting baked in weird places.
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Neito posted:They sell all sorts of poo poo like this, stoners are pretty inventive when it comes to getting baked in weird places. Thinking back to a time one had to hide that kind of thing is jarring and makes me feel old. I am on a block with a dispensary that is across the street from a dispensary. If you consider my block being in the middle, surrounded by eight blocks, there are seven more dispensaries in that range. I am never more than a block from weed. You might see cigarette smokers hiding their shameful vice, though.
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Sadly our dispensary is farther away than that because only one store got permission to sell recreational weed in our county. It is the closest store to the state line though so it gets lots of visitors from Iowa, where their legal weed sucks and is only medicinal.
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Wait, isn't that hilariously dangerous and can burn your house down?
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Kwyndig posted:Wait, isn't that hilariously dangerous and can burn your house down? So what you're saying is that it was posted in the correct thread?
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pik_d posted:So what you're saying is that it was posted in the correct thread? I was actually expecting someone to post 
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Kwyndig posted:Wait, isn't that hilariously dangerous and can burn your house down? credburn posted:Thinking back to a time one had to hide that kind of thing is jarring and makes me feel old. I am on a block with a dispensary that is across the street from a dispensary. If you consider my block being in the middle, surrounded by eight blocks, there are seven more dispensaries in that range. I am never more than a block from weed. MA was weird about it; it took forever for the first few (NETA Brookline, NETA Leominster, and I think one out in Northampton near Smith?) to come online, but now they're popping up like Frozen Yoghurt stands. There's three in my town alone, a new one going in on Route 1 a ways down from the one already on Rt 1, and a new one over near BU now too up in the city. Singlehandedly saved the RI, CT, MA, VT, and NH billboard industries. My favorite one is on 125 in Haverhill, who's lot is just barely nicked by the New Hampshire border, for the sheer fuckyouitivieness of it.
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That just reminds me that when our dispensary opened they had big signs inside that said you weren't allowed to cross the border with weed, as that became a federal crime. They know people did it, they just had to remind everyone that weed isn't federally legal (and it isn't recreationally legal in most of the states bordering Illinois anyway)
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Kwyndig posted:That just reminds me that when our dispensary opened they had big signs inside that said you weren't allowed to cross the border with weed, as that became a federal crime. They know people did it, they just had to remind everyone that weed isn't federally legal (and it isn't recreationally legal in most of the states bordering Illinois anyway) Yeah it was a good paranoia exercise bringing home edibles on a plane from California for the first time. Just unwrap them and toss them in with other assorted candy and you're (probably) OK. Helps if you're white. Now though, yeah, I just pop across the border into Illinois and hope I don't get pulled over for anything stupid on the way back. I'm pretty drat sure the feds will legalize weed way before Wisconsin does. That Tavern League has a big stick to swing around our legislature here.
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CzarChasm posted:That Tavern League has a big stick to swing around our legislature here. Why whatever do you mean? 
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ekuNNN posted:she has a terrible case of psycho / influencer face This one has a terrible penis/vagina joke at the end of it that made me chuckle.
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GWBBQ posted:I drove from Stamford to Middletown CT and back yesterday, and the CT billboard industry now seems to be dominated by ads for casinos, evangelical churches plus a few much more chill synagogues (going by the hats, the billboards weren't that specific), personal injury lawyers, and lottery ads (Powerball it's up to $400M) The real preponderance of dispensary billboards doesn't hit until you cross into Massachusetts. Once you get to Springfield, it's basically just casinos and weed.
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Cichlidae posted:The real preponderance of dispensary billboards doesn't hit until you cross into Massachusetts. Once you get to Springfield, it's basically just casinos and weed. I spend more time in RI, and pretty much every billboard from the border of Attleboro and Pawtucket through to south Providence is for either Nova Farms orthat new one near the Emerald Square Mall so I based it on that.
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