[UK] Knee Deep In The Inbred

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

Dissolve the home office and everyone who works.for it

https://twitter.com/SageSussex/status/1516421093371883525?t=ZDxWKeq_oF1wkmSNENODJw&s=19
https://twitter.com/kirstininnes/status/1516487071409582086?t=D9iNH-Qi3SQThrwMS_pH6Q&s=19

How the gently caress is the UK more racist than loving Poland?

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

v e r y c a r e f u l l y

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StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Zeroisanumber posted:

How the gently caress is the UK more racist than loving Poland?

Poland has more desire to spite the Russians

# ? Apr 20, 2022 19:58

No Dignity: Oct 15, 2007

Zeroisanumber posted:

How the gently caress is the UK more racist than loving Poland?

It's not even a populist move, letting in (Ukrainian) refugees is like the one thing you can unite pretty much the entire country on. Our government is just guided by a very sincere and earnest sense of racism

# ? Apr 20, 2022 19:59

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Consider also that department specifically. It's spend the last X decades specifically being as hostile as possible to any form sent it's way. Now it's being asked, in theory, to suddenly do the exact opposite to a subset of applications. There just way too much institutional inertia in the system.

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

There's for sure going to be ukrainians "accidentally" sent off to Rwanda lol and the papers are going to have a field day

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Oh no accidentally sent an undeserving white person to Rwandanamo bay

must send only brown people in future

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Zeroisanumber posted:

How the gently caress is the UK more racist than loving Poland?

Brexit means Brexit

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Looke: Aug 2, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

# ? Apr 20, 2022 20:14

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

How the gently caress is the UK more racist than loving Poland?

We invented Racism mate. We've been figuring out ways to be racist with plausible deniability before you even knew you were supposed to be suspicious of anyone darker than an albino snowman.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 20:15

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

Gonzo McFee posted:

We invented Racism mate. We've been figuring out ways to be racist with plausible deniability before you even knew you were supposed to be suspicious of anyone darker than an albino snowman.

I'm Finnish.

Turns out you can be extremely pale and still get just the most creative racism thrown at you.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 20:36

Lostconfused: Oct 1, 2008

Gonzo McFee posted:

We invented Racism mate. We've been figuring out ways to be racist with plausible deniability before you even knew you were supposed to be suspicious of anyone darker than an albino snowman.

This is stealing racism valor from Spain.

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Miserable-swamp-people.txt
(Also I checked and it was an invented quote, sadly)

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IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.

Lostconfused posted:

This is stealing racism valor from Spain.

What about Romans.

Or the Greeks before them for that matter.

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Futanari Damacy: Oct 30, 2021; by sebmojo

Venomous posted:

Corbyn was no comrade, after all, since he let dipshits like Kieth into his shadow cabinet and allowed the Labour right to undermine him at every opportunity

Turns out Jezza's greatest enemy... was himself :jerkbag:

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Generic Monk: Oct 31, 2011

Venomous posted:

I never said Burnham's a comrade, I said he's someone who the press would vilify as a Corbyn supporter

Corbyn was no comrade, after all, since he let dipshits like Kieth into his shadow cabinet and allowed the Labour right to undermine him at every opportunity

he really was just a very nice man :�)

sometimes you need an iron fist inside a velvet glove like stalin, mao or, uh, brown

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Bot 02: Apr 2, 2010; Dude... Did my plushie just talk?

gonadic io posted:

Miserable-swamp-people.txt
(Also I checked and it was an invented quote, sadly)

I don't think I've heard this one before, what is it?

(Also technically all quotes are invented)

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TACD: Oct 27, 2000

Bot 02 posted:

Also technically all quotes are invented

thats deep who said that

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keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

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Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

keep punching joe posted:

It's real, loving lol

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

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Dr Pepper: Feb 4, 2012; Don't like it? well...

Private Speech posted:

What about Romans.

Or the Greeks before them for that matter.

Racism as we know it today wasn't invented until Europeans needed an excuse to enslave Africans and Native Americans.

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swimsuit: Jan 22, 2009; yeah

keir paolo pasolini

# ? Apr 21, 2022 09:46

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Bot 02 posted:

I don't think I've heard this one before, what is it?

(Also technically all quotes are invented)

quote:

Julia accompanied them, but we
can hardly suppose that she ventured further north than Eboracum (York). The mist-wrapped hills and
watery lowlands beyond were to the Roman a shuddering wilderness, fit only for the breeding of
savages who were as amphibious as rats. Dio unflatteringly describes the north Britons and Scots of the
time as “inhabiting wild, waterless mountains and desolate, swampy plains,” and “dwelling in tents,
without coats or shoes, possessing their wives and rearing their offspring in common.”

https://yourknow.com/uploads/books/5e059fb0d6087.pdf

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forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

keep punching joe posted:

Adrian Chiles is the best opinion columnist in this country.

That's not a compliment

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keep punching joe posted:

What a beautiful combination of words. The fact that it's specifically a club like West Brom really ties it all together.

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the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

Adrian Chiles is the best opinion columnist in this country.

That's not a compliment

I've turned around on him and it's actually cool that he robs 6 figures a year from the guardian to write 250 words a week about what he had for breakfast

# ? Apr 21, 2022 10:59

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

His getting diagnosed with ADHD posts helped convince my parents that brains are real, from reputed fact source the guardian, so he'll always get a pass in my book tbh

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happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

the sex ghost posted:

I've turned around on him and it's actually cool that he robs 6 figures a year from the guardian to write 250 words a week about what he had for breakfast

Well gone are the halycon days when you could squirt out complaining about foreigners in public, or Polish plumbers, or just the French in opinion pieces ala Clarkson.
Now you have to come up with stories to make you sound like a normal person, but better in some way.
"Me? I like my piss splashing back onto my legs when I take a slash at 4.30am using my Le Armitage Shanks urinal �900"

# ? Apr 21, 2022 11:15

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

gonadic io posted:

Miserable-swamp-people.txt
(Also I checked and it was an invented quote, sadly)

it may not be real, but it is true

# ? Apr 21, 2022 11:27

jackhunter64: Aug 28, 2008; Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won

https://twitter.com/kentpoliceash/status/1517071989441286145

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the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Uhh yeah I work for the er problem solving task force *shuffles blank papers, picks up unplugged phone*

# ? Apr 21, 2022 11:44

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

jackhunter64 posted:

https://twitter.com/kentpoliceash/status/1517071989441286145

The crime is life.

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

(Already deleted)

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keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

Imagine living in Kent.

# ? Apr 21, 2022 11:56

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the sex ghost posted:

Uhh yeah I work for the er problem solving task force *shuffles blank papers, picks up unplugged phone*

Is that like doing Wordle or sudukos all day?

# ? Apr 21, 2022 12:02

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

happyhippy posted:

Well gone are the halycon days when you could squirt out complaining about foreigners in public, or Polish plumbers, or just the French in opinion pieces ala Clarkson.
Now you have to come up with stories to make you sound like a normal person, but better in some way.
"Me? I like my piss splashing back onto my legs when I take a slash at 4.30am using my Le Armitage Shanks urinal £900"

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