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deep within Bruniquel Cave in south-west France are these weird rings of stacked-up stalagmites. turns out they're 176,000 years old! Neanderthals were the only humans living there at the time, so they must have built it... but why? the cave is too deep for natural light so you wouldn't want to actually live there. maybe there's some practical purpose we've yet to fathom... or maybe it has spiritual significance?? who's to say? that is the beauty and tragedy in such things, we can never know for sure
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 17:56 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:21 |
they were probably just bored
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 17:57 |
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that's unironically as good an explanation as any
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:00 |
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looks like a pile of petrified turd logs.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:00 |
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lol you can't even tell what it's supposed to be, what some morons
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:01 |
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neanderthal girls make do
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:05 |
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Man that looks really easy to do.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:07 |
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born on a mountain raised in a cave stacking up stalagmites is what i crave
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:09 |
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yeah op I don't understand the french either
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:11 |
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It was for prostate massages OP
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:19 |
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every time we find some megalith like this it's almost always just a 'fence', this was probably for keeping animals (probably had a bunch of extra poo poo tied to it to make taller walls)
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:19 |
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kind of like an ancient refrigerator
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:20 |
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Neanderthals were cultured souls but homo-sapiens wiped them out because all nature cares about is raping and killing.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:22 |
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Probably one of them whale milking pens I've been hearing about
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:22 |
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Could these have been built by visitors from another world? Ancient Astronaut theorists say yes.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:33 |
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Actually god created the world 3000 years ago so it was probably made by talented children
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:39 |
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STABASS posted:yeah op I don't understand the french either comparing neanderthals to the french is pretty insulting GolfHole posted:every time we find some megalith like this it's almost always just a 'fence', this was probably for keeping animals 336 metres from the entrance? i dunno man
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:51 |
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it was aliens op
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:52 |
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That's where a neanderthal chieftain spawns but someone came through and defeated it years ago and they don't respawn I heard it drops good loot
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 18:52 |
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Are we sure they aren't stalactites
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:09 |
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EorayMel posted:it was aliens op I considered using the ufo thread tag but, as you can see, I didn't Full Metal Jackass posted:Are we sure they aren't stalactites yeah because they're on the floor. duh!!
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:18 |
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They discovered someone's ancient dildo collection.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:19 |
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Yo momma so old...
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:33 |
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Big whoop, i can stack rocks too OP
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:35 |
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Maybe there was a flood into the cave and the water knocked over all the rocks and pushed them into a pile?
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:38 |
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A great flood perhaps??
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:38 |
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Mozi posted:born on a mountain raised in a cave Despite all my rage I'm still gonna Stack up rocks in a cave
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:44 |
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It's the communal pot smoking dildo cave
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:49 |
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neanderthals had a beautiful and very strong society but it was undermined and ultimately wiped out by the homo agenda
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:52 |
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If this thing was so friggin great how come there's no neanderthals left for all the help it gave them
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:57 |
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Big Beef City posted:If this thing was so friggin great how come there's no neanderthals left for all the help it gave them It is great because it killed all the neanderthals, you see
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:57 |
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BBC you are the Neanderthals. The ridges are coming from inside your head
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 19:58 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:BBC you are the Neanderthals. The ridges are coming from inside your head My head is not a cave in France
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:01 |
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Was expecting a link to SA front page.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:04 |
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it actually could have been creatures with a humanoid body and the head of a crocodile OP there's no proof it was neanderthals.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:07 |
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no the crocodile-heads already denied it was then
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:15 |
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in that case, my mistake and sincere apologies
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:18 |
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but was there a hook still hanging on the cave entrance
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:20 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:in that case, my mistake and sincere apologies it’s all good Edit: er, they told me to say it’s all good with them, the crocodile heads, not myself who has a human head of course. just look at my avatar. see? human head.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:21 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:21 |
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DONKEY SALAMI posted:Was expecting a link to SA front page. Was expecting Groverhaus.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 20:39 |