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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Putin and Ukraine at Easter – Russian leader spreads his message of death and destruction"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Archbishop Justin Welby says Rwanda asylum plan ‘cannot stand God’s judgment’ in damning Easter sermon

Times:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on Boris Johnson distracting from Partygate – Red herring wrapped in a flag likely to be on display when PM gives Partygate statement in the Commons on Tuesday"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Russia begins assault across Ukraine’s eastern front

Evening Standard:

Evening Standard Comment: Boris Johnson’s apology won’t be the end of Partygate

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Seamus Jennings on the PM’s bandwagon rolling on – Boris Johnson tries to stay in office, while Jacob Rees-Mogg tells civil servants to return there"

Telegraph:

Stop working from home, Jacob Rees-Mogg to tell Civil Service

Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson stands by attack on Church of England over immigration

Times:


Evening Standard:

Prince Harry says he is making sure the Queen is ‘protected’ "Are there stairs in your palace?"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Conservatives and Partygate – Keir Starmer has urged Tory MPs to vote for inquiry into Boris Johnson misleading Commons ‘to restore decency, honesty and integrity’ in politics"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Highway Code changes: watch TV at the wheel in new rules for self-driving cars

Evening Standard:

Johnson accelerates hopes of India free trade deal ‘by autumn’

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Nadhim Zahawi’s rejection of a ban on smacking children – The education secretary has rejected calls for a ban on ​parents ​smacking children in England, ​revealing that his wife has occasionally given their daughter a ‘light smack on the arm’"

Telegraph:

Vladimir Putin tests ‘Satan II’ – a nuclear missile with a dozen warheads that can hit ‘anywhere in world’

Matt:


Independent:

Johnson dubs UK and India partnership ‘vital’ ahead of meeting with Modi

Times:


Evening Standard:

Partygate: Boris Johnson ally Conor Burns says ‘there’s no question of PM going’

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
didn't know zahawi had the same kink as cyril smith :stare:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and the privilege committee’s inquiry on Partygate – Boris Johnson says he will still be prime minister in October as Partygate overshadows India trip"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson to face investigation into whether he misled MPs over partygate

Matt:

Five blunders caused by civil servants working from home; Netflix shares nosedive as it loses subscribers for first time in a decade

Independent:

French election: Macron in pole position, Le Pen racing hard; After Rubens.

Times:

French election 2022: Le Pen accuses Macron of arrogance in TV debate; After Rigaud.

Stephen Collins:

Saint George's Day - Wikipedia

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
gently caress off Steven

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Partygate is ready to bring down Boris Johnson – The prime minister is grimly hanging on to his job, but time’s up"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
MAC is definitely one of those old people who refuses to separate his rubbish into the proper recycling bins because it's the slippery slope to communism or w/e

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
He burns it in his back yard while people have their washing out and he loudly rambles about how the dustbin men would come into your yard and they'd collect the bin and it was a proper metal bin and they'd sling it over their shoulder not like these days where you have to do it all yourself and there's wheels, which are unnatural.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Guavanaut posted:

He burns it in his back yard while people have their washing out and he loudly rambles about how the dustbin men would come into your yard and they'd collect the bin and it was a proper metal bin and they'd sling it over their shoulder not like these days where you have to do it all yourself and there's wheels, which are unnatural.

Not like in the old days! Proper dustbin men, sling it over their shoulders and wouldn't file for workers comp, they'd do your dishes and even give the missus a good seeing to if you weren't in and that was how we liked it! Nothing like these softie bin-men these days, won't even take it if it has some reccccyclable plastic in it. Honestly, these days.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I am pretty sure I was joking about the metal dustbins long before it became an actual thing :/

I can't be sure though, reality just feel very warped these days

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Johnson’s deepening peril over Partygate – Could the prime minister finally come unstuck as the mess keeps growing?"

Telegraph:

French elections 2022:Emmanuel Macron secures second term after holding off Marine Le Pen

Independent:


Times:

Sue Gray report ‘so damning Boris Johnson will have to quit’

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Macron’s victory over Le Pen – Incumbent holds off far-right challenger in French presidential election"; After Delacroix.

Telegraph:

Markets tumble as panic grows over China's zero Covid collapse

Matt:

Sir Lindsay Hoyle calls meeting with Mail on Sunday editor over 'demeaning' Angela Rayner story; Angela Rayner condemns ‘perverted’ claim she distracts Boris Johnson at PMQs with ‘Basic Instinct ploy’

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Evening Standard Comment: Elon Musk has ideas for Twitter, but can he solve its problems?

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson and the Partygate charges – The threat of more fines for Covid lawbreaking still hangs over the prime minister"

Telegraph:

Elon Musk buys Twitter for $44bn

Matt:

Downton Abbey: A New Era, review: plenty of surprises and an iconic moment to savour

Independent:

Russia suspending gas supplies to Poland, Bulgaria; After James Cagney et al.

Times:


Evening Standard:

London elections 2022: Poll gives Labour massive 27 point lead over Tories ahead of May 5 vote

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


gently caress off Blower.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Probably a mercy Blower didn't add all the people with swastika tattoos masturbating furiously.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm sure we'll see cartoons about that tomorrow or the day after.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Mail on Sunday’s sexist Angela Rayner story – Widely condemned “Basic Instinct” accusation seen as sign misogyny is alive and well"

Telegraph:

Rishi Sunak under pressure from Cabinet to cut tax

Matt:

Tory MP under investigation for watching pornography in the Commons

Independent:

Matt Hancock blames Public Health England after damning High Court ruling on Covid in care homes

Times:


Evening Standard:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Pete Songi on the Tory MP accused of watching porn on his phone in the Commons – An unnamed member seems to have forgotten he was not working from home while in the chamber"

Telegraph:

Rishi Sunak threatens oil and gas giants with windfall tax on profits

Matt:


Independent:

MPs and lords mark end of parliamentary session after controversial laws passed

Times:


Evening Standard:

BBC licence fee to be axed and replaced by new funding model, says Nadine Dorries

Guardian Australian Sport:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I chuckled at that Matt. I guess I'm old now.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Tory pornography scandal – What might have been the viewing material of choice?" Tractors!

Telegraph:

Biden asks Congress for $33bn Ukraine aid package

Matt:

Passport Office boss under pressure to return to HQ full-time as backlog threatens holiday chaos

Independent:

After Van Gogh.

Times:

Boris Becker jailed: Tennis champion sentenced over bankruptcy

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The Tory Commons menagerie – From typing monkeys to crocodile tears, all Conservative animal life is here"

Sunday Telegraph:

Vladimir Putin 'poised to declare all-out war on Ukraine'

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Funniest part of any Mac cartoon, by far:

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Isn't farming essentially hunter-gathering from home. gently caress you matt and your lovely joke

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on pornography in parliament – Tory MP Neil Parish has resigned for watching porn in the Commons, but Labour says misogyny comes from the top down – the ‘fish rots from the head’"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Local elections 2022: When will results be announced?

Times:

Tony Blair backs Keir Starmer in Labour campaign video

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on a dangerous week for Boris Johnson – Partygate, local elections, the cost of living crisis … the road ahead looks tricky for the PM"

Telegraph:

Russia's Victory Parade to take a hit after dramatic military losses in Ukraine

Independent:

Civilians leave besieged Mariupol steelworks after Putin said not even a ‘fly’ should escape

Times:


Evening Standard:

PM hails Ukraine for ‘greatest feat of arms of 21st century’ by forcing Putin’s army from ‘gates of Kyiv’

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the supreme court’s draft ruling on Roe v Wade — Joe Biden has warned that a leaked draft supreme court ruling overturning Roe v Wade would represent a huge change in US law and could imperil a wide range of other civil rights"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Massey Ferguson (tractor manufacturers) - Wikipedia

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Storm as Boris Johnson told about London pensioner who rides bus to stay warm...and says ‘I gave her the pass’

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:ducksiren::yaybutt: Local Election Day in some areas! :yaybutt::ducksiren:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the threat to Roe v Wade and Trump in 2024 – The divisions stoked by any weakening of abortion rights in the US might help the ex-president if he decides to run again" After Leonardo da Vinci.

Telegraph:

Don’t punish us for Westminster’s ‘partygate’ mistakes, plead Tories in local elections

Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson takes credit for free bus pass after being told cash-strapped pensioners make trips to keep warm

Times:

Robochef is here with a taste of the future; Keir Starmer ‘had beer at 10pm because takeaway was late’

Evening Standard:

Bumper £7bn Shell profits fuel new windfall tax row

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Cloud Potato posted:

:ducksiren::yaybutt: Local Election Day in some areas! :yaybutt::ducksiren:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the threat to Roe v Wade and Trump in 2024 – The divisions stoked by any weakening of abortion rights in the US might help the ex-president if he decides to run again" After Leonardo da Vinci.

Lotsa fantastic touches in this one- the Yeats in reverse in the upper left is my favorite.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on how more countries may join Nato – Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is making membership increasingly appealing for states bordering Russia"

Telegraph:

Viktor Orban blocks EU plan for total ban on Russian oil

Matt:

Britain faces recession and 10pc inflation as interest rates rise

Independent:

Trump justices ‘lied to Senate’ over Roe v Wade, Schumer says, Collins complains nominees were ‘inconsistent’

Times:


Evening Standard:

Labour wins three flagship Conservative London boroughs

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
why is david icke putting oil from a lorry into barrels

that's a loopy thing to do even for him

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's supposed to be the guy who dresses weird and thinks that George Soros and the technocratic Marxists control the shadow economy and weather and the Pope and Zionists are in on it too.

The Hungarian one.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on a poor showing by the Tories in the local elections – Voters showed their displeasure at parties at No 10 during lockdowns by switching to Labour and the Lib Dems"

Telegraph:

Keir Starmer loses support outside of London despite victories in key Tory strongholds

Matt:


Independent:

‘Catastrophic’: Local Conservatives turn fire on Boris Johnson after historic election losses

The i paper:


Times:

Keir Starmer faces Durham police investigation over lockdown beer

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The tories lost over 450 seats last I looked, it's important to know this before seeing the cartoons or headlines imo.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Here's the specific Freud painting that is the basis.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
that dastardly old jermany croburns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bahgawd:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Local elections: the wheels come off the Boris bus – Partygate and the cost of living crisis have cost the prime minister dear"

Sunday Telegraph


Matt:


Sunday Times:

We can cope with rising inflation, insists Boris Johnson

Mail on Sunday:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on a true Queen’s speech – Monarch is to set out government’s agenda at state opening of parliament on Tuesday"

Telegraph:

Keir Starmer ‘beergate’ event was planned, leaked memo shows

Independent:


Times:

Putin uses Victory Day speech to rehash list of grievances against west

Evening Standard:

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