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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


HopperUK posted:

one time I was watching just a regular Mass remote on youtube and the eucharist made me cry, Just Catholic PMS Things

Oh and I thought I was the only one!

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Oh and I thought I was the only one!

Waiting for a "me too, and I'm Jewish!" post

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Sigh my periods over back to not having any energy

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

My period was supposed to start 5 days ago, but it has not. I'm usually like clockwork. Very very unlikely I'm pregnant (like into less than a percent, but I can't rule it out completely because I'm neurotic), but it's annoying .

Been a bit stressed, and I dropped Spiro for acne in the past month so maybe it's just my hormones are all fucky.

Either way, today is the end of when my period is supposed to be, so I'll pregnancy test soon I guess.

Ugh.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
The worst things trigger me in the days before my period; instead of weeping over sad poo poo, some of the dumbest things make me Hulk out. Like one of my cats cleaning himself. Just sitting by me, and every loving lick sounds like it's in my ear. If I leave, he follows me. If I tell him to stop it, usually he will splay out and lick his rear end and then spit fur out and the sounds of it make me think I'm Dolores from Encanto and every sound is an icepick in my brain.

This entire week I've felt like this, so it's coming in a few days. And with it, the anxiety of everyone hates me and I suck and nothing is worth it and why do I go to work why do I bother with anything, goes up and up and then poof, gone. Usually because a cat is licking himself, or someone on TV is mashing their face to another person's. Somehow loving porn isn't that annoying with sounds.

And then when I need a break, I'll watch the Prometheus clip of Shaw's alien abortion/C section and wish I had a machine that could just rip all this poo poo out of me.

Only once did I get the horny hormones a week before my period started, and drat that was nice, far nicer than this, because I was far more hyped and ready to get through the day to take care of myself at home. Nothing bugged me. Alas my body decided going anxiety/why does everything annoy me is far better.

sootikins
May 24, 2008

Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

Super Librarian posted:

That's how it is for me, and I also get really strong urges to clean/straighten up everything around the house at the same time.

I do this, I call it the nesting phase of my cycle

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



CherryCola posted:

Okay so confirmed my knees start hurting more three days before my period. Also watching the stream of the Easter mass from the Vatican makes me cry. Oh and watching Everything Everywhere All at Once made me sob for like an hour. (One of the best movies I’ve ever seen however)

HORMOOOONES

I have an autoimmune thing and my joints get a little pain flare up in my PMS week, it sucks. I guess it's from the sudden progesterone drop? Apparently some people who are pregnant see a suppression in their autoimmune problems for the duration.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

The good news is that I'm not pregnant. Annoyingly, still no period.

I'm almost 35 and part of me wonders if this is just nature being natural and this will just sometimes happen now?

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

cool kids inc. posted:

The good news is that I'm not pregnant. Annoyingly, still no period.

I'm almost 35 and part of me wonders if this is just nature being natural and this will just sometimes happen now?

When I was in my early 30s my periods stopped for six months and it turned out to be that one of my parathyroid glands had gone rogue and my hormones were all hosed up and I had to have an operation. The perimenopause *does* make your cycle go completely hosed up but it might be a bit early for that for you, depending. If it happens more than once or twice get it checked out, I reckon.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


cool kids inc. posted:

The good news is that I'm not pregnant. Annoyingly, still no period.

I'm almost 35 and part of me wonders if this is just nature being natural and this will just sometimes happen now?

35 seems pretty young. If you can, check it out with a doctor cause there's all kinds of things than can screw up down there.

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord
Yesterday: spotting begins.

Today: tearing up slightly while thinking about how some productions of the 1812 overture involve actual cannon fire

what in tarnation.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Super Librarian posted:

That's how it is for me, and I also get really strong urges to clean/straighten up everything around the house at the same time.

I have tidied the whole kitchen today, made veggie burgers from scratch, made a carrot cake, and been to the supermarket to get a refund on the weird panty liner incontinence pad things things my boyfriend came back with when I sent him in yesterday. I have cleaned the sink and the draining board, this rarely happens.

I wish I felt this energetic all the time, but it may just be due to the two packets of sweets I ate yesterday.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Woo, second period, right on schedule. :toot:

Misread my app and had it it my head it was starting Thursday, instead it slammed me yesterday. Which was poor timing.

Speaking of, anyone got a recommendation for an android app that tracks that isn't absolutely stuffed full of ads and/or begs you to subscribe to their premium model?

Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Woo, second period, right on schedule. :toot:

Misread my app and had it it my head it was starting Thursday, instead it slammed me yesterday. Which was poor timing.

Speaking of, anyone got a recommendation for an android app that tracks that isn't absolutely stuffed full of ads and/or begs you to subscribe to their premium model?

I've had good results with P Tracker, icon is a little red flower in a white square. I bought the premium one time payment thing because it was very useful and had places to document stuff, but I don't think it was required. The base thing has ads at the bottom, pretty unobtrusive. It's been a couple years though so I don't know if it got more aggressive, but give it a try!

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Pyrtanis posted:

I've had good results with P Tracker, icon is a little red flower in a white square. I bought the premium one time payment thing because it was very useful and had places to document stuff, but I don't think it was required. The base thing has ads at the bottom, pretty unobtrusive. It's been a couple years though so I don't know if it got more aggressive, but give it a try!

Oh thank you, this one is so much better. The one I was using made you watch a 5 second ad just to open it.

Edit: and hey, let's me hide the fertility and ovulation information too, that's nice since they aren't terribly relevant to me! I like it!

Fashionable Jorts fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Apr 27, 2022

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Pyrtanis posted:

I've had good results with P Tracker, icon is a little red flower in a white square. I bought the premium one time payment thing because it was very useful and had places to document stuff, but I don't think it was required. The base thing has ads at the bottom, pretty unobtrusive. It's been a couple years though so I don't know if it got more aggressive, but give it a try!

This is the same one I have and I also paid for premium because it's legit a really good app. It's simple and it is clear and the widgets are good. Might be android only though

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
I also use P tracker. If you ever do need the fertility and ovulation stuff, I found that pretty useful as well.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Emily Spinach posted:

I also use P tracker. If you ever do need the fertility and ovulation stuff, I found that pretty useful as well.

It would be one hell of a medical miracle if I managed to get pregnant lol.

It's cool that it has those features though for those who want it.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Okay day three now, my first one lasted one day. I have cramps now too which kinda sucks!

Luckily my fiancée is taking care of me. :lovebird:

Ayin
Jan 6, 2010

Have a great day.
:ohdear:

https://twitter.com/ECMcLaughlin/status/1521467912162226176
a thread

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Before this week I had legit thought about a period tracker app being something I would make as babbys first app because I was fed up with Clue nagging me to make an account so they could deanonymize my data. Maybe I need to revisit this idea.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Sirotan posted:

Before this week I had legit thought about a period tracker app being something I would make as babbys first app because I was fed up with Clue nagging me to make an account so they could deanonymize my data. Maybe I need to revisit this idea.

Seriously, yeah. I use Clue but I won't sign up for an account. And I'm in the UK so the dangers are different. ...at the moment, anyway.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


HopperUK posted:

Seriously, yeah. I use Clue but I won't sign up for an account. And I'm in the UK so the dangers are different. ...at the moment, anyway.

I eventually just uninstalled Clue and started using MyCalendar. I had like 3 different period apps installed at the same time for a while to see what worked best and MyCalendar was good enough, doesn't appear to be any kind of account/cloud storage they offer at all. I don't think I tried out P Tracker.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I use a paper calendar because I like to colour in squares, but also mines more for 'how long has it been since my last one, do I need to take progesterone' rather than anticipating future cycles

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Passed it on where I could. Man the US is a batshit country.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
The only period tracker I've ever used is Google Calendar. Not that I'm considering using an official one now, but what were the benefits of period trackers?

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Clue makes my phone go "boop" every day at 8pm. You can add stuff like "had sex" or "light spotting" or whatever from a preset list and it's kinda useful to be able to look back over the shape of how things are going. Predictions can be useful too if you're pretty regular.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I started it up so I could track my PMDD symptoms and confirm their association with my cycle. My cycle length is completely erratic nowadays so predictions are garbage but I bet they're nice for some folk.

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

So you can even be prosecuted for a miscarriage?

Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe

CmdrRiker posted:

So you can even be prosecuted for a miscarriage?

Georgia wants to and Oklahoma did.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

CmdrRiker posted:

So you can even be prosecuted for a miscarriage?

Yes, it has happened.

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Roe v Wade wasn't the start of women having abortions, it was the end of women dying during home abortions.

This is so horrifying.

Pinus Porcus
May 14, 2019

Ranger McFriendly

CmdrRiker posted:

So you can even be prosecuted for a miscarriage?

Oklahoma did this like a year or two ago.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


YeahTubaMike posted:

The only period tracker I've ever used is Google Calendar. Not that I'm considering using an official one now, but what were the benefits of period trackers?

I honestly only use it to get an alert that my period is starting soon. I suppose I could do that with Google Calendar too but :effort:

I do also have a custom alert set up to remind me to do a breast self exam two weeks after my period is over. For some reason none of these apps have that as a standard option. It will totally be one in the app I'll probably never actually get around to making myself.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Crossposting from the newspaper comics thread

Alhazred posted:

L-Innsikt

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa

Mercury Hat posted:

I have an autoimmune thing and my joints get a little pain flare up in my PMS week, it sucks. I guess it's from the sudden progesterone drop? Apparently some people who are pregnant see a suppression in their autoimmune problems for the duration.

I never got fully diagnosed but a rheumatologist said I may have fibromyalgia plus the beginning of some arthritis…so maybe that’s getting kinda triggered? Like when I’m extremely stressed I’ll get a flare up as well. Just need to figure out how to best mitigate it.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I got the Tough Titties like a whole week early?? This is misogyny

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I've never had reflux-type stuff with the rag before, but I'm having it this time.

Thank you, body, for coming up with new ways of torturing me.

AbstractBlacksmith
Mar 26, 2013
Horrid cramps flared up while watching the eclipse tonight. Yeah, it IS a super blood moon, isn’t it? :v:

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I must be ovulating cause every adult man I see today I'm like :liara: Watching the Eurovision clips from this weekend is a big old smorgasbord.

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