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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Splicer posted:

- from the collected works of Edgar Allan Moe

oh noe

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Quoth the raven, "shower more"

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Splicer posted:

- from the collected works of Edgar Allan Moe

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Splicer posted:

- from the collected works of Edgar Allan Moe

Moe is notable for trying to marry his thirteen year old niece, unlike Poe who...

oh no


oh nooooooooooo!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

EorayMel posted:

:females: Imperfect poster found the perfect woman. :females:

Oh my lord, old school e/n was such a dumpster fire

In case anyone else actually checked out this thread and wanted to see the deleted OP
here's where someone saved it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dixville posted:

Oh my lord, old school e/n was such a dumpster fire

In case anyone else actually checked out this thread and wanted to see the deleted OP
here's where someone saved it.

Oh Lordy

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

you've just made an enemy for life!

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon posted:

Oi! You got a licence for that quote, ma’am?

Reading this and just instinctively keeping my hands where you can see them

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

thatbastardken posted:

you've just made an enemy for life!

Scots truly are the most sensitive variety of Englishmen.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Yapping Eevee posted:

I have no idea why, but an artist just posted a full six images of Tails as a Catholic priest.



The last one being this: literally an entire explanation of the Rosary.


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

thatbastardken posted:

you've just made an enemy for life!

They prefer to be called scotch after the whiskey they so inhale

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

I mean, who better to explain it? Sonic, the atheist? Knuckles, the lapsed Catholic? Rouge the Bat is a Scientologist for God's sake

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Catholic Sonic Fan paints a pretty grim picture. Great username potential tho.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Heath posted:

I mean, who better to explain it? Sonic, the atheist? Knuckles, the lapsed Catholic? Rouge the Bat is a Scientologist for God's sake

I dunno, Big is surprisingly knowledgeable on these things, ask him once he gets back from the Hajj.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

You know what? Better than other things he could be drawing involving Tails. Go for it, strange artist.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Dixville posted:

Oh my lord, old school e/n was such a dumpster fire

In case anyone else actually checked out this thread and wanted to see the deleted OP
here's where someone saved it.

old school?

cinni posted:

Turns out, he is only 18, and I am 33. I was a little shocked at first, but honestly, I believe certain people come into our life at certain times for a certain reason, and while I am aware that this isn't going to end in happily ever after, for the time being, I am enjoying his company and he enjoys mine. He has an innocence that isn't poisoned by the cynicism of guys my age, and has an openness and zest for life that is invigorating. He is also dealing with grief from losing a friend recently, and with my own history of loss I feel qualified to comfort him and help navigate his emotions. He looks up to me, and I feel i have a responsibility to his heart not to hurt him, and to show him what a good relationship can be like.

took a 25 page QCS thread to get that poster banned.

E/N is and always has been a land of contrast where it takes someone coming from the outside to point out how insanely hosed up something is and you don't want these people posting through their manic episodes/child beating sessions/luring people to offsite gore porn discords

pentyne has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Apr 29, 2022

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Milo and POTUS posted:

They prefer to be called scotch after the whiskey they so inhale

You'll be murdered for this the instant you set foot in Scotland. Not for suggesting that they're all drunks, for calling it "whiskey". Whiskey is an American beverage made from dogpiss and stewed in a dead tramp's asscrack, sometimes for as long as five minutes. The water of life made with love and care to a centuries old recipe with fine Scottish spring water and grains is whisky.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Not exactly an E/N exclusive problem, a few threads getting derailed and closed recently because the mods apparently don't understand that you can and should just ban transphobes rather than probing the people complaining about transphobia and whining about derails and lack of decorum.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Not exactly an E/N exclusive problem, a few threads getting derailed and closed recently because the mods apparently don't understand that you can and should just ban transphobes rather than probing the people complaining about transphobia and whining about derails and lack of decorum.

Yeah rip the sagas thread.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jedit posted:

You'll be murdered for this the instant you set foot in Scotland. Not for suggesting that they're all drunks, for calling it "whiskey". Whiskey is an American beverage made from dogpiss and stewed in a dead tramp's asscrack, sometimes for as long as five minutes. The water of life made with love and care to a centuries old recipe with fine Scottish spring water and grains is whisky.

no true scotsman would call it whisky when "usquebaugh" is right there

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Jedit posted:

You'll be murdered for this the instant you set foot in Scotland. Not for suggesting that they're all drunks, for calling it "whiskey". Whiskey is an American beverage made from dogpiss and stewed in a dead tramp's asscrack, sometimes for as long as five minutes. The water of life made with love and care to a centuries old recipe with fine Scottish spring water and grains is whisky.
The malt for Scotch Whisky is literally toasted over swamp solids, they should probably chill about it tbh

Always been kinda curious how the Scots feel about Sexton, which is basically an Irish Scotch

but also I've been on the Royal Mile and lmao

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I am to understand the Scottish and Irish will wreck your poo poo for getting them mixed up, but also happen to get along perfectly fine themselves. (Having the English to mutually hate is always good to drink over)

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt


I was cathechised and confirmed Catholic, and this of all things is how I learn how a rosary works in more detail than "50 Hail Marys" :lol:

(Culturally in my area it's considered something that women do at funeral wakes, while the men stand outside remembering the deceased with grunts and casual blasphemy)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I am to understand the Scottish and Irish will wreck your poo poo for getting them mixed up, but also happen to get along perfectly fine themselves. (Having the English to mutually hate is always good to drink over)

mm yeah ireland, noted place that gets along with itself

e: oh you meant between them. they do share a causeway, which always helps

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Jedit posted:

You'll be murdered for this the instant you set foot in Scotland. Not for suggesting that they're all drunks, for calling it "whiskey". Whiskey is an American beverage made from dogpiss and stewed in a dead tramp's asscrack, sometimes for as long as five minutes. The water of life made with love and care to a centuries old recipe with fine Scottish spring water and grains is whisky.

"It tastes like a burning hospital"

-Actual scotch ad

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

honda whisperer posted:

"It tastes like a burning hospital"

-Actual scotch ad

scotch tastes like the islands you make scotch on. not like the stuff on the island, the people and the animals, just the island. rocks and moss and clouds and sun. i love it to bits.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I am to understand the Scottish and Irish will wreck your poo poo for getting them mixed up, but also happen to get along perfectly fine themselves. (Having the English to mutually hate is always good to drink over)

Experience tells me *thing you said/did* is an excuse to wreck your poo poo, not a reason. I didn't spend much time in Ireland but gently caress the Scots love to get upset and start drunken fights about the stupidest poo poo.

Pretty glad my family decided to gtfo of there.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Zil posted:

What is it with medicine companies and picking unfortunate names?


tater_salad posted:

is this what jared used?

canyoneer posted:

clearly didn't suppress all his appetites

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

:holymoley:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Jedit posted:

You'll be murdered for this the instant you set foot in Scotland. Not for suggesting that they're all drunks, for calling it "whiskey". Whiskey is an American beverage made from dogpiss and stewed in a dead tramp's asscrack, sometimes for as long as five minutes. The water of life made with love and care to a centuries old recipe with fine Scottish spring water and grains is whisky.

As if the Scotch care about what the Americans do to get drunk.

Their hatred is for the other nation that spells it like that, the Irish.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Arivia posted:

scotch tastes like the islands you make scotch on. not like the stuff on the island, the people and the animals, just the island. rocks and moss and clouds and sun. i love it to bits.

Oh I love it too but Laphroaig does taste like a toasted foam bandaid with some Neosporin on it. Not it's primary flavor but it is a clear note in there.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

honda whisperer posted:

Oh I love it too but Laphroaig does taste like a toasted foam bandaid with some Neosporin on it. Not it's primary flavor but it is a clear note in there.

aw man now I want some Laphroiag

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
As someone who has tasted Louisiana swamp water, Laphroaig isn't fooling me.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


The Anime Liker posted:

As someone who has tasted Louisiana swamp water, Laphroaig isn't fooling me.

if you pay enough they sweeten it a bit

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
[Wario voice]

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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

The Anime Liker posted:

As someone who has tasted Louisiana swamp water, Laphroaig isn't fooling me.

Someone once described Islay whiskies as “drinking the juice of a pressed bog mummy” and I think that sums it up pretty well.

I absolutely love it.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
All scotch whisky is an absolute scam and any time someone starts waxing rhapsodic about the love and craft that goes into it, the flavour profiles and aging process etc then you can be absolutely confident you've met a complete mark and ask to inspect their wallet immediately

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

some plague rats posted:

All scotch whisky is an absolute scam and any time someone starts waxing rhapsodic about the love and craft that goes into it, the flavour profiles and aging process etc then you can be absolutely confident you've met a complete mark and ask to inspect their wallet immediately

Actually it's good.

Because almost all of them use old Jack Daniels barrels so there's some Jack Daniels in every bottle of scotch.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

some plague rats posted:

All scotch whisky is an absolute scam and any time someone starts waxing rhapsodic about the love and craft that goes into it, the flavour profiles and aging process etc then you can be absolutely confident you've met a complete mark and ask to inspect their wallet immediately

This is true of most premium alcohols as it turns out. Ostensibly experts consistently can't tell the difference between a pretty modest product and a top shelf one.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

some plague rats posted:

All scotch whisky is an absolute scam and any time someone starts waxing rhapsodic about the love and craft that goes into it, the flavour profiles and aging process etc then you can be absolutely confident you've met a complete mark and ask to inspect their wallet immediately

No.

fool of sound posted:

This is true of most premium alcohols as it turns out. Ostensibly experts consistently can't tell the difference between a pretty modest product and a top shelf one.

You can absolutely tell the difference between lovely whiskey and good whiskey.

And it's nothing to do with the price. Evan Williams is obviously better than Jim Beam even if it's cheaper.

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