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prince said it's ok if it's italians edit: er, not prince, what's his name... andre something Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Apr 29, 2022 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:maybe try not being racist in the next thread I don’t think “Italian” is a race
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 18:56 |
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OP's av is a Sicilian grandma, so I don't know wtf they know about Italian food.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 18:57 |
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Brother Tadger posted:I don’t think “Italian” is a race you'll never erase us no matter how hard you try
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 18:57 |
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also caught your shameful ninja edit
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 18:57 |
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20 Blunts posted:i only eat authentic and real true FARTS and rear end Akshully they don't even eat Farts in Fart town, isn't that interesting? I spent a great deal of time in Fart Town (or as they say there "fahrtooweh") while traveling abroad after college. I was basically a local and everyone there respected me and thought I was cool. Anyways, they would laugh so hard if they heard the Americanized trash we call Fart Town food. I would laugh with them since I am basically one of them and I'm smarter than other Americans who are dumber than me. What a transformative 5 days that was. Next year I can't wait to immerse myself in Barthelona.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:00 |
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Brother Tadger posted:I don’t think “Italian” is a race Ask an Italian about that sometime
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:01 |
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im American and im lucky enough to have a little place down the road that has some REAL italian food:
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:02 |
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veni veni veni posted:Akshully they don't even eat Farts in Fart town, isn't that interesting? I spent a great deal of time in Fart Town (or as they say there "fahrtooweh") while traveling abroad after college. I was basically a local and everyone there respected me and thought I was cool. Anyways, they would laugh so hard if they heard the Americanized trash we call Fart Town food. I would laugh with them since I am basically one of them and I'm smarter than other Americans who are dumber than me. What a transformative 5 days that was. It can only be called a Fart if it comes from Fart Town. Otherwise it’s flatulence.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:03 |
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Italian food in my country is a battered and deep fried pizza for real, I think it was actually a Italian immigrants who owned chip shops that started it and now you can get them all over.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:05 |
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Stevie Lee posted:thinking about American for dinner Why would a company called Franco-American make Italian food?
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:06 |
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Eyyyyy OP, why doncha suck onna my big noodle eh? It’s fuckin al dente you rat gently caress! Madonne!
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:09 |
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OP never had the makings of a varsity athlete
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:11 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:also caught your shameful ninja edit Lol sei uno stronzo!
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:12 |
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Hell Yeah posted:not in pepperogna where they invented the pepperoni. This is highly misleading. Pepperogna is just a ceremonial distinction given to a sub-area of Regione Bada-Binga.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:16 |
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The chinese invented pasta
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:18 |
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dsf posted:im American and im lucky enough to have a little place down the road that has some REAL italian food: This is the corporate equivalent of 3 guys renting an apartment because they can't afford their own place.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:28 |
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https://twitter.com/NyCGuidoguy/status/1239014489737043968
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:29 |
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It’s pronounced pebbaron’
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 20:01 |
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What if I just cram my rear end with wet noodles? Is that Italian? Whats that called?
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 20:21 |
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Hollismason posted:What if I just cram my rear end with wet noodles? Is that Italian? Whats that called? Art
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 20:24 |
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Nobody says that OP, welp problem solved
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 20:26 |
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Hollismason posted:What if I just cram my rear end with wet noodles? Is that Italian? Whats that called? worms
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 20:28 |
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Always break the spaghett just like mi abuela en Italia!
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 20:32 |
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pixaal posted:worms Dementropy fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 29, 2022 |
# ? Apr 29, 2022 20:32 |
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eat all of the pasta at once, give yourself diabetes, max out all of your credit cards at applebee's so that you can't afford insulin
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 20:40 |
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if its not fazolis its not italian
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 21:00 |
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I'm in Canada but I don't think I've ever heard someone say "we're having Italian" or "let's order Italian", just the specific dish. I wouldn't be surprised if that poo poo is all over those insufferable recipe website essays though.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 21:01 |
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I call it Mediterranean food because it sounds healthier.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 21:06 |
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It's a mozzarella stick dipped in marinara sauce you dick, it couldn't BE more Italian unless it had too much body hair
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 21:07 |
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I think it's like civet coffee - if it passes through an Italian it becomes Italian food.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 21:12 |
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So that's where Italian sausage comes from
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 21:21 |
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I call all pasta “macaroni” and all sauce “gravy”. Is that better OP?
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 23:11 |
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run on sentience posted:I'm in Canada but I don't think I've ever heard someone say "we're having Italian" or "let's order Italian", just the specific dish. I wouldn't be surprised if that poo poo is all over those insufferable recipe website essays though.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 23:13 |
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Get this OP: The dried pasta I'm using currently is San Remo. You can't get much more Italian sounding than that. And from the packet labelling: "Trivelle. Pasta di semola di grano duro. Cottura 9 minuti." Need I say more? OK I will So Trivelle Napoletana funghi, and gently caress you!!!! Also like another fine intelligent goon posted ITT, I never call it an Italian meal anyway, I call it pasta!!!!! And I don't live in the U.S., so wrong on all counts.!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 30, 2022 00:32 |
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I'M POSTIN HEAH
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# ? Apr 30, 2022 00:35 |
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dr.acula posted:Kraft Dinner is the best Italian food you have to put ketchup on it to make it italian
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# ? Apr 30, 2022 00:38 |
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my favorite part of italian food is having capucchino for lunch, breaking the pasta in half a few times then adding garlic to the carbonara
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# ? Apr 30, 2022 00:50 |
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Rustic, indigenous italian cuisines are just historical context for what now constitutes modern italian food, OP. It's part of American culture now.
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# ? Apr 30, 2022 00:54 |
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dsf posted:im American and im lucky enough to have a little place down the road that has some REAL italian food: Kentucky isn't in Italy. You're thinking of Colorado.
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# ? Apr 30, 2022 00:55 |