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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Eat My Fuc posted:



11 loving hours

Once you have finished listening, give us a book report style essay on this, thanks

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

his omnibus' things are just a collection of every time he's talked about a thing and since he talked about AEW twice weekly for almost 3 years it's gonna be pretty long

the worst part is that someone went through and edited it and that people will listen to it. Also the first bit is him predicting Cody would book himself like Jeff Jarrett and kill the promotion and there were people in the comments talking about how prophetic that was??? Then I stopped listening but lol.

I'm a bit surprised Cornette would talk about Jarrett that way since he loves all those wack rear end Memphis hacks but then again Double J is buds with Russo. I'm sure he's conflicted at times.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I saw it come across a social media feed earlier today, but I see Cornette went full on racist about Asuka's return to RAW on one of his latest episodes, running down how she looked, claiming she was parodying a racist accent, and making GBS threads on her for her promo, saying that they need to "figure out a way to make her lips and words at least 5 seconds off". And then he screamed about how he is being accused of racism because "I don't like Japanese wrestlers".

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


DarkstarIV posted:

I saw it come across a social media feed earlier today, but I see Cornette went full on racist about Asuka's return to RAW on one of his latest episodes, running down how she looked, claiming she was parodying a racist accent, and making GBS threads on her for her promo, saying that they need to "figure out a way to make her lips and words at least 5 seconds off". And then he screamed about how he is being accused of racism because "I don't like Japanese wrestlers".

So he basically wants ASUKA to get the old Funaki "INDEED" gimmick. Russo and Cornette, peas in a lovely pod

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

the funaki indeed thing was funny at the time but so was hitting someone in the balls with a tennis ball in the jv locker room

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

forkboy84 posted:

So he basically wants ASUKA to get the old Funaki "INDEED" gimmick. Russo and Cornette, peas in a lovely pod

I was very confused here thinking you were talking about ASUKA/Veny instead of Asuka/Kana

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

he thinks that in the us only weirdos who like gamera movies and octopus pornographies would like japanese wrestling

keithy george
Jan 8, 2008

Not to be pendantic but Indeed was long after Russo was gone, the Indeed voice was Bruce Pritchard… who now books a magical schoolgirl.

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

keithy george posted:

Not to be pendantic but Indeed was long after Russo was gone, the Indeed voice was Bruce Pritchard… who now books a magical schoolgirl.

To be doubly pedantic, I believe it was a knock off of what Russo did with La Parka in late WCW. Though, the La Parka thing actually sort of had a point/story, in that the voice would write checks he would have preferred to avoid cashing resulting in La Parka, at least once, throwing the mic down, and pointing at in a horrified manner while the voice continued to talk poo poo to someone way tougher.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


collocation posted:

To be doubly pedantic, I believe it was a knock off of what Russo did with La Parka in late WCW. Though, the La Parka thing actually sort of had a point/story, in that the voice would write checks he would have preferred to avoid cashing resulting in La Parka, at least once, throwing the mic down, and pointing at in a horrified manner while the voice continued to talk poo poo to someone way tougher.

See, that actually sounds funny.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


keithy george posted:

Not to be pendantic but Indeed was long after Russo was gone, the Indeed voice was Bruce Pritchard… who now books a magical schoolgirl.

I mean, if we're being this pedantic, I didn't actually say Russo wrote it, I just implied that it was Russo level poo poo & Corny's ideas are on the same level.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I always thought Shane McMahon did the indeed voice

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Lamuella posted:

See, that actually sounds funny.

Yeah, WCW would sometimes strike gold, in comedy terms, like Norman Smiley: unwilling Hardcore champion

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lamuella posted:

See, that actually sounds funny.

It sucked because no one is tougher.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

History Comes Inside! posted:

I always thought Shane McMahon did the indeed voice

As did I and I was about to do a "being extra pedantic" but then looked it up and we were a bit mistaken. Shane did Taka's big "we are EVIL" speeches while Prichard did Funaki's.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Corny running out of pops

https://twitter.com/TheSportatorium/status/1527370639736438786

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I'm from the south and have seen and eaten enough banana pudding that I don't want to ever see it again, especially in that illustration style that makes it look like it has noodles in it.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


angel hair pudding

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://mobile.twitter.com/BackupHangman/status/1529938695905853453

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Takeshita devistated to hear he won't get to gently caress Jim Cornette's wife.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
i'm sure his reaction would actually be "who?"

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
"You know, as a matter of fact, none of the Asian talents -- Professor Tanaka, Mr. Fuji, Tojo Yamamoto -- anybody in the territory days were as stereotypical and racist and offensive to that particular ethnic group as the way all the companies have these girls acting these days. And can you imagine if they'd been doing the equivalent for the African American talent, or the Hispanic talent. When they had Cryme Tyme literally admitting they were stealing things from people on the street or when they had Eddie Guerrero "He Lies, He Cheats, He Steals", he still didn't talk like a simpleton with brain damage."

Corny's new deflection from accusations of racism every time he talks about a Japanese woman is this, I guess.

bebaloorpabopalo fucked around with this message at 15:15 on May 28, 2022

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Cornette probably eats nothing but chain restaurants so he would get along with Takeshita if he could stop being racist for 10 minutes.

Which he couldn't.

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
'Everyone's racist but me', the most ironclad defense.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

"You know, as a matter of fact, none of the Asian talents -- Professor Tanaka, Mr. Fuji, Tojo Yamamoto -- anybody in the territory days were as stereotypical and racist and offensive to that particular ethnic group as the way all the companies have these girls acting these days. And can you imagine if they'd been doing the equivalent for the African American talent, or the Hispanic talent. When they had Cryme Tyme literally admitting they were stealing things from people on the street or when they had Eddie Guerrero "He Lies, He Cheats, He Steals", he still didn't talk like a simpleton with brain damage."

Cornette no doubt out there canvasing the Asian fans if they thought Mr. Fuji as a sneaky Japanese man was racist back in the day.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

"You know, as a matter of fact, none of the Asian talents -- Professor Tanaka, Mr. Fuji, Tojo Yamamoto -- anybody in the territory days were as stereotypical and racist and offensive to that particular ethnic group as the way all the companies have these girls acting these days. And can you imagine if they'd been doing the equivalent for the African American talent, or the Hispanic talent. When they had Cryme Tyme literally admitting they were stealing things from people on the street or when they had Eddie Guerrero "He Lies, He Cheats, He Steals", he still didn't talk like a simpleton with brain damage."

Corny's new deflection from accusations of racism every time he talks about a Japanese woman is this, I guess.

It's so funny that people pretend he's an accurate historian.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Tojo Yamamoto named after the WWII Japanese Prime Minister Tojo and the Admiral Yamamoto was tooootally not a stereotype

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 03:47 on May 29, 2022

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

One assumes Cornette would also defend Phil Hickerson as PY Chu-hi.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

I assume that is the Young Bucks?

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

MassRafTer posted:

I assume that is the Young Bucks?

I assume those are the spot monkeys but I am here for Cornys longing stare for those burgs

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
In a way cornette is right that a 15 minute spot fest is unhealthy and lacks the artistry of a 3 hour long Kings road struggle but it tastes great and everyone can enjoy it so in closing gently caress off cornette give me my cheeseburgers.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

is Dave licking the burgers so cornette can't have any

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

coconono posted:

is Dave licking the burgers so cornette can't have any

Dave is worried cornette wants to get a trainee to eat the burgers while he watches and is trying to protect them from the Booker man

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

What was the banana pudding thumbnail in reference to?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



beggar posted:

I assume those are the spot monkeys but I am here for Cornys longing stare for those burgs

Nah, that's a disgusted look, because Dave is eating McDonald's, and not an upscale chain like Wendy's.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

TV Zombie posted:

What was the banana pudding thumbnail in reference to?

I want to say that's an unfunny nickname for somebody but can't recall who.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

TV Zombie posted:

What was the banana pudding thumbnail in reference to?

Jim Cornette’s brain haha jk

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Jim Cornette’s brain haha jk

please don't insult banana pudding like this ty

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