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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
in minecraft

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
ducking autocorrect

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Zeroisanumber posted:

Boris is more puzzling. His public persona is a dolt and he walks around looking like an unmade bed. I do not understand his success with many, many women.

This will get me a lot of negative attention (rightfully) but... Have you seen the women? He isn't going after the modern day Monroes. All the women are accomplished but all of them seem to have self esteem issues. Having read that bit up thread about women scientists he does seem to be able to find people with a certain weakness and charm the pants off them, figuratively and literally.

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

A Buttery Pastry posted:

It was a joke. I brought in Kissinger due to him having a quote exactly about this, that being “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”

(Which is apparently just repackaged Napoleon quote)

Kissinger did apparently get mad pussy though. He hosed Diane Sawyer, Jill St. John, Shirley Maclaine, Vietnam...the list goes on.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

a girl once told me she hosed me because she thought I was good at drawing. boris johnson is the prime minister of the united kingdom.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

bitmap posted:

a girl once told me she hosed me because she thought I was good at drawing. boris johnson is the prime minister of the united kingdom.

My gran once broke off an engagement because she thought her fiance's handwriting was too messy

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Boris Johnson is an aristocrat who actually wants to have sex with consenting adults. There’s plenty of people who are turned on by power and influence, and if you want to gently caress a toff in England, what exactly are your options?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Pipski posted:

Kissinger did apparently get mad pussy though. He hosed Diane Sawyer, Jill St. John, Shirley Maclaine, Vietnam...the list goes on.
he was talking about why he, the lich emperor of america, was drowning in women

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Boris Johnson is an aristocrat who actually wants to have sex with consenting adults. There’s plenty of people who are turned on by power and influence, and if you want to gently caress a toff in England, what exactly are your options?

Beat me to it.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Zeroisanumber posted:

Boris is more puzzling. His public persona is a dolt and he walks around looking like an unmade bed. I do not understand his success with many, many women.
lots of women like custard though?

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
thinking real hard to figure out why the prime minister of the uk can get laid

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/ScotCuthbertson/status/1521721016447225856

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Using the phrase "right to choose" in the headline there is just so loving gross

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1521752104364388354

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

That's very brazen and it'll probably work.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1521855059130265608?s=20&t=tKRPr3kpQvu5_JCtMuQsmw

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Who would have thought that another no-filters straight talking news channel that tells it like it is right next to the other ones in the section of the TV guide where the Bollywood and porn channels are would struggle to attract viewers

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

the sex ghost posted:

Who would have thought that another no-filters straight talking news channel that tells it like it is right next to the other ones in the section of the TV guide where the Bollywood and porn channels are would struggle to attract viewers

I wish the cunts who got everything they wanted by making life miserable for the rest of us in the process of winning would just enjoy their victory a bit, instead of insisting that they're being cancelled on their third national media spot of the day

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the sex ghost posted:

Who would have thought that another no-filters straight talking news channel that tells it like it is right next to the other ones in the section of the TV guide where the Bollywood and porn channels are would struggle to attract viewers

there was some preview trailer think where he just goes on about vegans being miserable and looking wasted, and some other classic boomer topics, and i gotta say who cares? it’s 2022, we have qanon claiming paedophile lizards run the local KFC, it’s seriously weak sauce to what’s easily available to his target audience

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

piers morgan gets his own news show and everyone else gets to ignore him, sounds like everybody wins here

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Jel Shaker posted:

there was some preview trailer think where he just goes on about vegans being miserable and looking wasted, and some other classic boomer topics, and i gotta say who cares? it’s 2022, we have qanon claiming paedophile lizards run the local KFC, it’s seriously weak sauce to what’s easily available to his target audience
I just realized how the Franchise Wars in Demolition Man started.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jel Shaker posted:

there was some preview trailer think where he just goes on about vegans being miserable and looking wasted, and some other classic boomer topics, and i gotta say who cares? it’s 2022, we have qanon claiming paedophile lizards run the local KFC, it’s seriously weak sauce to what’s easily available to his target audience

More people becoming vegans has broken a lot of vegan hating boomers, because as more of their kids and grandkids became vegan they had to either give up the hate and feed people vegan food or just make everyone miserable. A lot of people just gave up and embraced vegan/vegetarian stuff, but the people left are the ones who are willing to die on the hill of eating meat to stick it their ungrateful grandkids.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
we might be seeing kieth humiliated much earlier than expected

https://twitter.com/CatNeilan/status/1522200666365644802?s=20&t=TcaP67n_vLzqx5Thq2wGjw
https://twitter.com/CatNeilan/status/1522201377438638080?s=20&t=TcaP67n_vLzqx5Thq2wGjw
https://twitter.com/CatNeilan/status/1522204743338188800?s=20&t=TcaP67n_vLzqx5Thq2wGjw

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Pistol_Pete posted:

Thing about mechanical (i.e. clockwork) watches is that they're not a one-off cost when you buy one, but an ongoing expense. You need to have them serviced every couple of years (which isn't cheap), or they gum up and stop working. So you need to factor that in too.

Eh depends

Swiss watches yeah you should service every few years

Japanese autos are generally good for 10+ years between servicing

I have a few Russian watches from the 80’s that have never been serviced and have zero water/dust resistance but still keep perfect time

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I feel like a snap election is the worst idea possible

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I feel right now it could set a record for lowest turnout, the Tory Brexit floor is gone and sad lol at voting for Labour. Might be a good year for the Lib Dems?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

No Dignity posted:

I feel right now it could set a record for lowest turnout, the Tory Brexit floor is gone and sad lol at voting for Labour. Might be a good year for the Lib Dems?

THE SENSIBLE CENTRISTS WILL SHINE

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
the lib dems want to introduce hugely unpopular policies such as legalising weed, surely labour would crush them

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

nawilo_420 posted:

the lib dems want to introduce hugely unpopular policies such as legalising weed, surely labour would crush them

Everyone knows they are lying though?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Lib Dems winning here!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

No Dignity posted:

I feel right now it could set a record for lowest turnout, the Tory Brexit floor is gone and sad lol at voting for Labour. Might be a good year for the Lib Dems?

the 20 year plan for the LIB DEM FIGHT BACK

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

do it

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I dare say they might be able to double their current numbers, maybe even up to the mid 30s

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol remember the 2011 referendum

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Bouillon Rube posted:

Eh depends

Swiss watches yeah you should service every few years

Japanese autos are generally good for 10+ years between servicing

I have a few Russian watches from the 80’s that have never been serviced and have zero water/dust resistance but still keep perfect time

:ussr:

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
do it you cowards

lib dems win in a landslide, decide to form a coalition with tories anyway, compromise on legalising weed in exchange for fully privatising the nhs, do not actually legalise weed

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

No Dignity posted:

I feel right now it could set a record for lowest turnout, the Tory Brexit floor is gone and sad lol at voting for Labour. Might be a good year for the Lib Dems?

don't forget you need ID to vote in all future elections after today lol

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Is this historically common for the governing party to call for snap elections whenever they feel like it's opportune? Seems like the tories want to do it constantly in recent years.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Honj Steak posted:

Is this historically common for the governing party to call for snap elections whenever they feel like it's opportune? Seems like the tories want to do it constantly in recent years.

Yes.

The coalition years saw the introduction of fixed term parliaments but they've been ditched. Elections are whenever the gov sees fit providing that there's on at least every five years.

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PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012


reject tax-and-spend tories and bleeding heart liberals: only Labour stands for a strong and fiscally responsible Britain

Get rid of nukes = soft on crime

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