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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not eating the steak my husband regurgitated and spit out his bite on? This right here is when the story got funny.
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At first I thought "oh well surely the waiter will come by and ask what's wrong with the steak and likely she'd get another one" but then got to "food court" and wow. What a dense idiot.
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May 4, 2022 20:54
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Same dude lol: quote:I think her politics are a bit wacky but I think it's so great how much she cares. wow i think it's so zany how much you "care" about "other people", it's just wacky. in a good way, tho, of course, yeah
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May 4, 2022 20:55
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I'm trying to figure out which place in the food court is selling steak.
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May 4, 2022 20:58
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It's just ground beef.
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May 4, 2022 20:59
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odiv posted:It's just ground beef. Yeah its a bun-less hamburger served with a baked potato
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May 4, 2022 21:00
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It's Salisbury steak. But regardless of the quality of the meal, he's an rear end in a top hat for taking a bite and spitting it out onto the remaining food then expecting her to eat it.
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May 4, 2022 21:01
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I'm trying to figure out which place in the food court is selling steak. It's not "steak", it's ground sirloin in an elongated patty much like a hamburger. Usually smothered in gravy and onions. They could have gone to the grocery store and bought stouffers dinners and saved $20.
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May 4, 2022 21:02
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run on sentience posted:It's Salisbury steak. But regardless of the quality of the meal, he's an rear end in a top hat for taking a bite and spitting it out onto the remaining food then expecting her to eat it. Not only expecting her to eat it, but berating her over it until she burst into tears with his excuse being that she should have resisted his onslaught for longer before crying.
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May 4, 2022 22:01
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Why does salesman boyfriend need the bathroom air to be dry? What is wrong with the humidity and what is dangerous about it? Maybe he’s searching for her: (SFW video, audio semi NSFW) https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY
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May 4, 2022 22:01
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Why does salesman boyfriend need the bathroom air to be dry? What is wrong with the humidity and what is dangerous about it? Weird that once upon a time, this was my only point of reference for Ellie Kemper
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May 4, 2022 22:08
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Hamburg steak is the dish that would lead to both the hamburgER, and Salisbury Steak. Like a common beef patty ancestor both dishes have.
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May 4, 2022 22:16
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Hughlander posted:I(28f) can't stand how excited my bf(32m) is to see his friend Once more, does this guy know he's OP's boyfriend?
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May 4, 2022 22:19
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I wouldn't even want to eat or look at my own regurgitated bite of Hamburg steak, luckily that's an easily avoided problem. As an addendum adult gift exchanging should be abolished
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May 4, 2022 22:22
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for Not Allowing my GF to have Dangerously Hot Showers? "Dangerously hot" as determined by...this one dude looking at her and going "wow, you're red". And it's not like she's doing nothing to get rid of the steam once she's done showering. She turned on the dehumidifier (until he insisted she use it in a way that broke it) and leaves a window open. From the way her mood has dropped after he started forcing her to take 'normal people temperature' showers, she was probably doing really hot showers as part of her self-care and he's destroyed her ability to decompress or whatever. Captain Hygiene posted:Look honey, we're going to need you to remind him how to breathe once every couple of seconds, that's just how things are gonna be. It's interesting that the dad is going "Yeah, this is unreasonable behaviour from your brother" and the mom is going "well, that's just How Siblings Are, learn to cope". (This is not, in fact, how siblings are; I have never been overcome by the urge to yank food out of my siblings' hands, and they've never pulled that poo poo on me either.) quantumwell posted:I want to know how you break a dehumidifier with too much humidity. Is it a physics thing or is the controlling boyfriend just crazy? Controlling boyfriend is crazy, but it's possible to overheat the dehumidifier by running it in an environment that's hot and damp. Depending on how it works, it could also have gotten overloaded by trying to suck up all the steam while more was being produced. Invisible Clergy posted:Once more, does this guy know he's OP's boyfriend? Considering the slip where OP says his family thinks the only reason he's single is because this friend lives too far away? Doubtful. At best, OP is a side piece who refuses to admit it.
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May 4, 2022 22:36
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I want to live in hot shower guy’s apartment because all the apartments I’ve lived in have the hot water temperature on the low side and it always annoys me. On the other hand, regularly turning your bathroom into a sauna for long periods of time without running a fan or something just means your bathroom is going to get gross real quickly if you’re in certain parts of the country.
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May 4, 2022 23:20
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Magic Hate Ball posted:The fact that he calls them "smart pants" makes me think he lives somewhere that isn't the United States, which would make easily acquiring big/tall clothes more of a pain.
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May 4, 2022 23:21
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wizardofloneliness posted:I want to live in hot shower guy’s apartment because all the apartments I’ve lived in have the hot water temperature on the low side and it always annoys me. On the other hand, regularly turning your bathroom into a sauna for long periods of time without running a fan or something just means your bathroom is going to get gross real quickly if you’re in certain parts of the country. Yeah, you're going to want to dry that out quick to avoid mold.
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May 4, 2022 23:22
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WoodrowSkillson posted:you know about weddings much more than 3 weeks in advance. Also from the OP: quote:There has definitely been times where my medical condition (IBS) and relative social anxiety has prevented from me going to social events with her friends, but I never missed anything with family. She says she is so hurt by the break up, she says she loves me so much, but she sees this as too much of a let down to see past and mentioned it worries her about my reliability if we had kids. His rear end must look like a brownie covered in hot fudge.
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May 4, 2022 23:33
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for Not Allowing my GF to have Dangerously Hot Showers? Ten year age gap here, if you were wondering why he's treating his GF like a kid.
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May 4, 2022 23:45
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trickybiscuits posted:I keep clothes around for things like weddings and job interviews so I don't HAVE to worry about finding something to wear last minute. And I'm a fat lady (fat women have weird options for clothes). Thing about IBS is that sometimes your body is making GBS threads out some quantity of stomach acid as well when it shouldn't, so if you don't take care of yourself you'll have constant burning pain back there. Not saying he's keeping himself clean, but anyone with IBS is far more likely to clean properly because the alternative is literal pain.
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May 4, 2022 23:46
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acid hole
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Mx. posted:dangerously hot showers 
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Mx. posted:dangerously hot showers why
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StrangersInTheNight posted:not if youre having it tailored for you, that poo poo can have 6-8 weeks of lead time if you're doing it online No experience online, but I've had pants tailored for me in two weeks at Jos. A Bank.
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May 5, 2022 00:13
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How do I [26F] confront my “friend” [30F] about buying things without asking me and then expecting I pay- without ruining our upcoming vacationquote:As the title states, I’ve had ongoing trouble with this friend and money. For example whenever we go out to eat she asks the waiter for us to split the evenly despite the fact that she orders significantly more/more expensive things than me. ah yes, the american cultural experience of being taken for a ride
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May 5, 2022 00:16
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lol "I'm gonna literally spit on your food and then berate you to the point of tears for not eating around a horked up wad of half-chewed meat. Also I'm too cheap and lazy to just get or ask for another" Real catch! Also I can't just spit it into a napkin, for some reason
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Mx. posted:How do I [26F] confront my “friend” [30F] about buying things without asking me and then expecting I pay- without ruining our upcoming vacation "oh you're at the fancy restaurant already? go ahead and order, i'll be there in a bit" and then go get on a plane home
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PancakeTransmission posted:"Smart dress" is used in Australia, in the sense that's it's between casual and formal but has no actual exact definition. Usually accepted as dress pants (aka trousers or slacks) and a buttoned shirt and something that's not sneakers. OP sounded like a weenie, but if he's in Australia, getting plus size and tall things is a PAIN, especially if you're not in an urban area. I'm 198cm and my basic build is athletic (though going to chubby in middle age). There is nowhere physically near by where I can buy anything long enough for me and finding any style other than skinny or tapered is near impossible. I used to buy pants from Eddie Bauer online, but shipping from the US is expensive and many businesses stopped doing it during the pandemic. Its also a gamble to buy clothes that you can't try for fit. I was lucky with Eddie Bauer that I bought a few pairs when I was in the US 10 years ago, so I know my fit. There are a couple of fancy brands that I can get through specialty stores, but I'm pretty hard on clothes, so paying $190 AUD for pants that won't last a year is not ideal. I'm facing another winter wearing shorts and leggings because I cannot reliably source clothes that fit properly.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for Not Allowing my GF to have Dangerously Hot Showers? This thread is teaching me that the phrase "I put my foot down" is a red flag. Nine times out of ten it's either "I put my foot down and told my daughter she wasn't allowed to read books and that's final" or "I put my foot down and told my wife we weren't changing the oil (by the way, AITA for being upset when my wife broke the car by driving it?)". Maybe it's because people who frame things as putting their foot down have a weird authority streak, or maybe it's just that people who put their foot down on reasonable correct things don't come to reddit.
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May 5, 2022 00:58
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:No experience online, but I've had pants tailored for me in two weeks at Jos. A Bank. Never trust the in-house tailors if you have literally any other option at those fancy dress stores. 2 weeks is an insane amount of time to get tailored clothes unless they are actually shipping them over from Asia first.
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pentyne posted:Never trust the in-house tailors if you have literally any other option at those fancy dress stores. 2 weeks is an insane amount of time to get tailored clothes unless they are actually shipping them over from Asia first. Eh, I don't know about that. When I was in college I worked at a JCPenney (not a fancy dress store) in the men's department and we had two adorable little old Mexican ladies in the back who did all the tailoring. They were funny and awesome and made the best tamales, which they'd bring in to share every month or so, and they worked their asses off. I don't know how long it takes to hem or let out a waistband or whatever, but for two people handling all the store's alterations (the women's/juniors/childrens departments sent them work around Homecoming/Easter/prom/wedding season, too), I would think two weeks is understandable, depending on their workload.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:e: whoops, was wrong Is an emulsion blender a blender specifically for making mayonnaise?
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The Moon Monster posted:Is an emulsion blender a blender specifically for making mayonnaise? He's an idiot and means immersion blender.
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He means “immersion blender”. It’s a spinning blade at the end of a wand that you can insert into pots to chop and mix the contents. Sometimes they they come with a separate attachment that drives a spinning blade at the bottom of a mixing bowl, which you could use for making mayonnaise.
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Mx. posted:How do I [26F] confront my “friend” [30F] about buying things without asking me and then expecting I pay- without ruining our upcoming vacation lol. I've lived in America all my life and have never heard of this 'cultural tradition.' Lady, I think you're just being scammed.
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I thought an immersion blender was what you used to kill people who loudly complain that something in a show/movie broke their immersion.
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Batterypowered7 posted:I thought an immersion blender was what you used to kill people who loudly complain that something in a show/movie broke their immersion. Only the Polytron reduces an entire whiner into a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not getting my girlfriend a gift for her birthday quote:Then she said "it's shouldn't be about recieving it's about giving NTA. Sentence: Acid Vat with a ribbon on the lid.
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