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cinco de mayo options
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taco bowl [WE LOVE HISPANICS!] 115 36.39%
huge gross burrito 78 24.68%
normal food for a human 41 12.97%
buddykins [straight tequila directly from plastic bottle] 82 25.95%
Total: 252 votes
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


titty_baby_ posted:

Personally I'm hoping the population decline leads to me being able to afford a house, or at least squat in some dead guys

They’re all already reverse mortgaged

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




hey, my aunt and uncle have that same grandfather clock

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

NOBODY HAS DONE MORE FOR RELIGION OF ALL TYPES THAN ME

I am dead. shovel me into a grave

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jasonselvig/status/1521493630497824768

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/wsteaks/status/1521959133850836992

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


lol Jesus I'm giggling and crying

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Everything working as intended
https://twitter.com/schwartzbCNBC/status/1521565443718320128

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Lol who are these fools who think more money will fix this

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I love that we're at a place where people can be caught in huge lies where they're literally smiling and posing to emphasize the thing they're lying about, and it doesn't really move the needle one way or the other

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Good reference, but missed the mark.

It's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkyNaSz-zZA

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

the juice is good

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
"Holy Seeeeeeee ya later!" -- The Pope

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/PessimistsArc/status/1520546899429834755

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Don't these fools remember what happened last time humans slurped apes

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Lol who are these fools who think more money will fix this

who are these marks

I want the DNC's list, I'm done being moral, time to get paid.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



the late 19th century moral panic about women riding bikes has got to be my favorite moral panic ever

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

ah there it is. roll out the mission accomplished banner!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



dudes be fearful, srs

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



like they seriously argued that riding a bike could somehow flip a switch in a woman's brain and suddenly turn her into an insane murderer, as seen in that newspaper illustration

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

lady brains were not built for that level of speed

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

mdemone posted:

lol Jesus I'm giggling and crying
yeah, sorry :smith:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

If you’ve gotten a woman back to your home so that she can see your abundantly stocked refrigerator then you’ve already done the hard part.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this video is an all timer

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


tacodaemon posted:

the late 19th century moral panic about women riding bikes has got to be my favorite moral panic ever

It gave women unsupervised mobility

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/PessimistsArc/status/1518310602254557190

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Embryos are routinely destroyed (bc most women do not want to give birth to 5-7 kids at once)

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


let's find the rear end in a top hat who said "I bet women would like to play sports too" and kick their rear end.

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

by Athanatos
My dick

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

like they seriously argued that riding a bike could somehow flip a switch in a woman's brain and suddenly turn her into an insane murderer, as seen in that newspaper illustration

Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world. It gives women a feeling of freedom and self-reliance. I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel…the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood.

- Susan B. Anthony

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Mayor Dave posted:

Embryos are routinely destroyed (bc most women do not want to give birth to 5-7 kids at once)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/1521966522155077632

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Grey Fox posted:

I love that we're at a place where people can be caught in huge lies where they're literally smiling and posing to emphasize the thing they're lying about, and it doesn't really move the needle one way or the other

Joe Biden was a big enough liar that he had political campaigns ended because of it. Now he's the president

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

glad to hear god is stepping up in these hard times

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/DPEshin.mp4

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/WesElyMD/status/1521827212575576066

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/soychotic/status/1520126831478951936

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
^^TBF this would definitely work on goons as well

lol guy I went to HS/college with posting an excerpt from some Ron Paul book about how in the 60s he saw one delivery room where doctors delivered a 2-lb baby and left it to die in a bucket, but one room over a different group of doctors delivered a different 2-lb baby and fought tooth and nail to keep it alive, a scenario that Ron Paul totally witnessed and is recalling with complete accuracy.

This is what I get for still being on Facebook I guess.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


this has been a known tactic on stackexchange for some time

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1521969703253680128

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