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FFT posted:I've been wanting to run a campaign of all barbarians with a focus on political intrigue for years Can we multiclass? Cause I've got a Bard/Barbarian character I've wanted to play for years named Kro-Gur whose spells are all Nickleback lyrics His backstory is that he was never a great warrior so his family tried to get him to try other classes like wizard and rogue, but he never made it as a wise man and he couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing flavor.flv has a new favorite as of 16:07 on May 5, 2022 |
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FFT posted:I've been wanting to run a campaign of all barbarians with a focus on political intrigue for years Yesssss. The one Barbarian I ever played I made Charisma her second highest stat and gave her a noble background since she was the princess of a country that happened to highly value physical prowess. Just a big beeftank of a lady that was beloved by her people because she could outfight and outdrink anyone else, and the explicit purpose of her journey was as a diplomatic mission to build good relationships with neighboring countries
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flavor.flv posted:Can we multiclass? Cause I've got a Bard/Barbarian character I've wanted to play for years named Kro-Gur whose spells are all Nickleback lyrics bard/barbarians end up too overpowered for the campaign, i'm afraid. don't believe me? look at this show-grow graph
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May 5, 2022 16:27
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:big plain grass lawns suck, but your dog can't really run around and dig and do dog stuff in a functional vegetable garden. i have clover instead of grass. well had. my dog doesnt like clover and dug it all up. now i have a dust pit of a back yard and my dog couldnt be happier. except for the every other day baths i have to trick her into by steaming her brocoli
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A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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May 5, 2022 16:49
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this is not the case
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Carbon dioxide posted:A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. boooo
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May 5, 2022 17:00
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And now you know... The rest, of the story This is Balls Harvey... Good day!
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Carbon dioxide posted:A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. And that ship was Albert Einstein and everyone stood up and clapped.
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May 5, 2022 17:02
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flavor.flv posted:Can we multiclass? Cause I've got a Bard/Barbarian character I've wanted to play for years named Kro-Gur whose spells are all Nickleback lyrics Friend of mine had a bardbarian (as we called it) who took oratory skills so they wouldn't need an instrument to do bardic skills. Since he had to talk to keep his bard powers active, his backstory was he was an insult comic who would make fun of enemies while he fought them.
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May 5, 2022 17:04
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flavor.flv posted:I've been here for fifteen years and that's the meanest thing anybody's ever said to me it is the cruellest thing I've ever typed anywhere
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May 5, 2022 17:17
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:does it remain functional Lemme ask hang on Hey pooch, how's it going over there, everything working out ok? Yeah? Good boy! Yeah he says it works alright 
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May 5, 2022 17:41
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I now have leek where the peaches were, no truffles, and the rest is salad. What a good boy.
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Empty Sandwich posted:it is the cruellest thing I've ever typed You clowns wish you had a fifth of the posting acumen of The Wizard Master!! I will go full Will Smith on anyone who dares besmirch the good name of that vaunted paragon of posting potency
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May 5, 2022 17:54
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Wizard Master posts reprehensible garbage content. Just the way I like it.
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flavor.flv posted:lawnslawnslawnslawnslawnslawnslawns I'm sure the science on this is solid, but I can't help but think it's a conspiracy by lazy lawn-havers to make not taking care of their property a highly principled action, because when my wife and I were thinking about buying a house, I kept looking at the lawns and being like "oh, man, spending my Saturdays making sure this doesn't look like crap so that the neighbors don't think I'm trash is going to be novel for, like, a month, at most."
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mysterious frankie posted:I'm sure the science on this is solid, but I can't help but think it's a conspiracy by lazy lawn-havers to make not taking care of their property a highly principled action, because when my wife and I were thinking about buying a house, I kept looking at the lawns and being like "oh, man, spending my Saturdays making sure this doesn't look like crap so that the neighbors don't think I'm trash is going to be novel for, like, a month, at most." The defense of weeds is the real revealing thing, because they will absolutely choke the biodiversity out of your lawn if you don't keep them at least somewhat controlled. Dandelions are not especially friendly to the plants around them
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May 5, 2022 18:30
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I think we all know that suburbs are no longer an "environment"
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Carbon dioxide posted:A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. I apparently put this joke on my phone calendar a year ago, set to repeat annually. No regrets.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:It's a good sentiment, but people with yards are going to have a limited impact even in the best case scenario where all of them are on board You're missing that the square from Illinois to Ohio is the only important one and stuff like growing your own tomatoes means not having to ship them from southern Mexico, and it's frankly completely insane to live in the gulf region and be buying citrus from Peru, or really any produce besides apples and potatoes. Like imagine Hawaiians importing pineapples from Thailand. My brother in Christ, your yard eliminates so much insane waste by just planting poo poo you can eat.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:big plain grass lawns suck, but your dog can't really run around and dig and do dog stuff in a functional vegetable garden. You can have a great garden and a dog, you just can't have a bad garden and a dog. If you till the soil into long rows like a mini-farm that's a bad garden. It's labour intensive, hurts your back, and gives your dog no place to run. A great garden is high density raised beds fertilised with compost. Raised beds are easier on your back, easier to plant, harvest, weed, and water -- so you don't check out in July and let everything go to pot. Your dog doesn't run through the vegetable garden, he runs around the raised beds and dogs love running around things.  This sort of thing. (not mine) The dog has as much running room as ever, but you're also growing an absolutely ridiculous amount of produce. Anyway       
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drat horror queefs posted:You clowns wish you had a fifth of the posting acumen of The Wizard Master!! wizard master is an incredibly powerful poster
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Paladinus posted:In TYoOL 2022 anyone on the internet should know that it's a myth. The fact is that the flavour is based around one particular compound that is responsible only for part of banana's flavour, and Gros Michel has only marginally more of it, so it's not really a perceptible difference. It's just a very approximate flavour, same as artificial grape. I used to work in a bagel shop and we used banana flavoring and let me tell you the concentrated stuff probably has an MSDS (I know, everything has one) 'cuz it straight up was hard to breathe around it.
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Reprehensible Waste Taster Also, moon moon
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Reprehensible content poster.The Anime Liker posted:Reprehensible Waste Taster That from Bloodborne you dolt.
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Facebook Aunt posted:You can have a great garden and a dog, you just can't have a bad garden and a dog. If you till the soil into long rows like a mini-farm that's a bad garden. It's labour intensive, hurts your back, and gives your dog no place to run. A great garden is high density raised beds fertilised with compost. Raised beds are easier on your back, easier to plant, harvest, weed, and water -- so you don't check out in July and let everything go to pot. Your dog doesn't run through the vegetable garden, he runs around the raised beds and dogs love running around things. Whelp time to fire up a blunt and Stardew.
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Scholtz posted:Can you at least consider not posting them in such huge chunks? I don't even dislike all of your memes but every few days you make a gigantic post like this and halfway through I get exhausted. This is late as gently caress but I had to stop scrolling at the complaint of TOO MANY MEMES in the MEME THREAD. After 3-4 pages of lovely song lyric ad libs. Good lord.
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The Anime Liker posted:1 meme per page, thanks. Fuckin whoa buddy, too rich on the mixture. Pull it back a bit
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I know people were all like "oh bike tory my poor elderly fingers can't scroll through so many memes" but there have been so few memes in the last two pages that yous are getting a double crop of extra lovely memes from me today       RIP in piece the CUM bowl, I checked and UConn have apparently changed their logo    I had to read this one so now all of you do too:    shout out to all the people who were dumb enough to genuinely think like this as a teen (minus the carcinogen joke, even I wasn't that dumb)     
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ijyt posted:This is late as gently caress but I had to stop scrolling at the complaint of TOO MANY MEMES in the MEME THREAD. After 3-4 pages of lovely song lyric ad libs. Good lord. Scholtz posted:facilitate a good discussion of the memes themselves
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is this some sort of dark bargain that is immediately voided once he eats a pretzel, accidentally or otherwise? or is it his mansion so long as he doesn't succumb to the temptation to eat a warm, pillowy, salt-encrusted p r e t z e l
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