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The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Been laughing all day about Ottawa changing nothing this offseason except firing Pierre

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Starsfan posted:

5 more years at 7.25 mill a season.. The contract is slightly better than Tyler Seguin's deal, maybe the Stars and Canucks can work something out lol

The Hawks should unload Toews and then take on this contract and have the worst $17 million dollar pairing in the sport

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Eric the Mauve posted:

I just realized that Jim Rutherford shipped Brandon Sutter out of Carolina to Pittsburgh, then went to Pittsburgh and one of the first things he did there was get rid of Sutter; and now he's running the Canucks.

Good moves in both cases because Sutter really sucks

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Speaking of Sutter, it’s blowing my mind that the Jordan Staal trade happened a decade ago. Hell, his 10-year $60mil deal ends next year and he was a decent player through the entire thing

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
Brendon Sutter missed the entire season with long COVID after catching the Brazilian P1 variant in March 2021, and as of a couple weeks ago is still not healthy enough to practice, crazy poo poo

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

I'm sure the Canucks would love to trade OEL but it ain't happening without taking on an even worse contract.

I genuinely cannot believe Jim Benning gave up the 9th overall last year and a 2nd rounder this year for him less than a year ago.

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





Eric the Mauve posted:

I just realized that Jim Rutherford shipped Brandon Sutter out of Carolina to Pittsburgh, then went to Pittsburgh and one of the first things he did there was get rid of Sutter; and now he's running the Canucks.

he also shipped tanner pearson out of pittsburgh first chance he got

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

goldrush posted:

Brendon Sutter missed the entire season with long COVID after catching the Brazilian P1 variant in March 2021, and as of a couple weeks ago is still not healthy enough to practice, crazy poo poo

I'm a year out from severe covid and I recently reached the landmark accomplishment of walking 10 minutes to the grocery store and doing some shopping three times in one week

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





ThinkTank posted:

I'm sure the Canucks would love to trade OEL but it ain't happening without taking on an even worse contract.

I genuinely cannot believe Jim Benning gave up the 9th overall last year and a 2nd rounder this year for him less than a year ago.

i think they could move him if they retain 2-3 mil. they'd have to really believe rathbone is ready to take his minutes to do that however because short of rathbone they aren't finding a replacement for oel's minutes at any number that makes it worth retaining

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Cartoon Man posted:

It’s time again to post the Pierre McGuire greatest hits. Here’s what I got:

This one's more on the production team but it still makes me giggle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmSVQw3Lewk&t=15s

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

The Dirty Burger posted:

Been laughing all day about Ottawa changing nothing this offseason except firing Pierre

Well they made an ownership change, too.

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
Can Pierre read betting lines? That's all that's required to be an intermission analyst anymore

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

The Dirty Burger posted:

Been laughing all day about Ottawa changing nothing this offseason except firing Pierre

https://twitter.com/dril/status/274680979724054528?s=20&t=aLRREWfNtCksuAs48Z2pxg

e: something about this except it's "But Melnyk's daughters should be forced to sell the team."

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

goldrush posted:

https://twitter.com/DhaliwalSports/status/1523728022007738369?t=40pth3dZ95btZ4_RIYZ_dw&s=19


lol Benning

I actually like OEL as a player, just wish he made 4.26 instead of 7.26

i still had like a 10 year backlog of Jim Benning jokes so I'm gonna have to rework this to be a JR one, but:

(Michael Caine voiceover)

"Every great magic trick consists of three parts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary:



The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret:

https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1455946793557037062?s=20&t=uvM0CQl3kQMcg7yR1_Ksog

...but you won't find it. You wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough. You have to bring it...back. That's why every act has a third part, the hardest part:



called "The Jack Johnson Acquisition"

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

The Dirty Burger posted:

Speaking of Sutter, it’s blowing my mind that the Jordan Staal trade happened a decade ago. Hell, his 10-year $60mil deal ends next year and he was a decent player through the entire thing

The great thing about Jordan Staal is that he may be the most forgettable decent player. Every once in a while, I have to pull up his profile on H-R to see if he's still playing.

Mike Works
Feb 26, 2003

Eric the Mauve posted:

I just realized that Jim Rutherford shipped Brandon Sutter out of Carolina to Pittsburgh, then went to Pittsburgh and one of the first things he did there was get rid of Sutter; and now he's running the Canucks.
Jim Rutherford every time he signs with a new team only to check the roster moments later:

https://youtu.be/FJl_4IsQJ2g

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

The Dirty Burger posted:

Been laughing all day about Ottawa changing nothing this offseason except firing Pierre

Kinda hope they make 0 other changes and go on to win the cup next year. Can't imagine even that will be enough to keep him away from hockey but it's be nice. ☺

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

rob ray's look of pure disgust when pierre grabs him by the shoulder sends me literally every time

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

i still had like a 10 year backlog of Jim Benning jokes so I'm gonna have to rework this to be a JR one, but:

(Michael Caine voiceover)

"Every great magic trick consists of three parts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary:



The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret:

https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1455946793557037062?s=20&t=uvM0CQl3kQMcg7yR1_Ksog

...but you won't find it. You wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough. You have to bring it...back. That's why every act has a third part, the hardest part:



called "The Jack Johnson Acquisition"


lmfao gently caress you dude i panicked for a second

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Garrioch is saying Mcguire played a big part of the team signing Del Zotto and that’s why he’s getting canned lmao

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

whatis posted:

rob ray's look of pure disgust when pierre grabs him by the shoulder sends me literally every time

It's the long stick one that always gets me

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Cocaine Bear posted:

Kinda hope they make 0 other changes and go on to win the cup next year. Can't imagine even that will be enough to keep him away from hockey but it's be nice. ☺

I'd love if Ottawa won and the lesson teams learned was that the path to success is casting your shitbag owner to the depths of hell.

The Dirty Burger posted:

Garrioch is saying Mcguire played a big part of the team signing Del Zotto and that’s why he’s getting canned lmao

It's like to preface this by saying it's good Pierre got fired, but lol that's a 2 year, $3mil contract. What an absurd thing to be upset about.

Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 23:11 on May 9, 2022

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Given that McGuire has a well-known reputation for being completely insufferable I’m sure that front office will gladly blow a minor mistake out of proportion to justify firing him. But also every dollar counts for poverty franchises and MDZ is crazy bad.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

Koopa Kid posted:

Given that McGuire has a well-known reputation for being completely insufferable I’m sure that front office will gladly blow a minor mistake out of proportion to justify firing him. But also every dollar counts for poverty franchises and MDZ is crazy bad.

He’s a decent realtor though if you’re looking for a winter home in Florida

clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?
i think the most shocking part of trotz getting fired for me is realizing that washington's cup was four years ago now. covid has completely hosed my sense of time

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

The Dirty Burger posted:

He’s a decent realtor though if you’re looking for a winter home in Florida

Yeah but downside is you might get hit with a DM from him intend for a pornstar

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

Aphrodite posted:

I'd love if Ottawa won and the lesson teams learned was that the path to success is casting your shitbag owner to the depths of hell.

Fire Bergevin. Wait, that didn't work.

Kill Geoff Molson.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

I can't see Pierre getting back into broadcasting when Giroux retires. His heart just won't be in it.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
If Giroux actually is as dumb as he appears and signs in Ottawa as a UFA, Pierre will be in absolute shambles

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Spelling Mitsake posted:

It's the long stick one that always gets me

I love seeing Pierre get mocked, but you know what, compared to Milbury in that intermission segment he's a fine fella.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Why did Trotz leave Washington a week after winning the Cup?

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Why did Trotz leave Washington a week after winning the Cup?

Leonsis refused to believe coaching was responsible for his team finally winning the cup and didn’t want to pay him

Typical billionaire poo poo

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

kalensc posted:

I love seeing Pierre get mocked, but you know what, compared to Milbury in that intermission segment he's a fine fella.

Throw Don Cherry into that and Pierre is a spring puppy bright eyed and looking happy to face the world.

He’s still bad at talking on TV and definitely in a front office, but there are so many worse options out there as this year has showed us.

Island Nation
Jun 20, 2006
Trust No One
I don't get why Lou did this. Between the opening trip and Covid ravaging the Isles, no coach would've gotten them to the playoffs. Would it have been that hard the finish the contract if he didn't like him?

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Firing Trotz is incomprehensible. It wasn’t his fault the Islanders roster was bogged down by a bunch of old timers who were way past their prime. Seems like a really shortsighted choice!

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

The Dirty Burger posted:

Leonsis refused to believe coaching was responsible for his team finally winning the cup and didn’t want to pay him

Typical billionaire poo poo

Hah that's awesome

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Trotz has his warts but he’s not going to play grindy boring hockey if his team is talented. Washington was anything but boring in his 4 years.

How else was he going to win in NY or NSH with the rosters he had? Seems like he’s just good at playing the hand he’s dealt.

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 02:43 on May 10, 2022

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Mind_Taker posted:

Trotz has his warts but he’s not going to play grindy boring hockey if his team is talented. Washington was anything but boring in his 4 years.

How else was he going to win in NY or NSH with the rosters he had? Seems like he’s just good at playing the hand he’s dealt.

Having watched those Nashville teams 2009-2011, they actually still had a really good system. I don’t know how to describe it other than it was a team of Shea Weber and mostly nobodies but Trotz had them making crisp passes up and down the ice.

Seriously , like I’m sure they grinded a bit, but they really moved the puck up the ice really well. Which , given the players, was absolutely a coaching thing IMO.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Trotz lets his offensive players off the leash, they're just also expected to play within the system when they don't have the puck. My only major complaint about his time in DC was that he definitely favored veterans over young guys, but a lot of coaches are like that. Maybe the Islanders seemed grindy and boring but as others have said, I don't know what else you do with that roster. On paper it looks good but not spectacular, and he got a lot out of it.

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