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keep punching joe posted:Charles is doing the state opening of parliament. Yeah, something a lot more serious than "mobility issues" is going on. Do y'all believe the conventional wisdom that the whole monarchy thing was only kept together by sentimentality about this Queen, not about the royal family in general?
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yeah, something a lot more serious than "mobility issues" is going on. Do y'all believe the conventional wisdom that the whole monarchy thing was only kept together by sentimentality about this Queen, not about the royal family in general? I dunno. What do you blokes think?
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# ? May 9, 2022 20:24 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yeah, something a lot more serious than "mobility issues" is going on. Do y'all believe the conventional wisdom that the whole monarchy thing was only kept together by sentimentality about this Queen, not about the royal family in general? Monarchs are a bad idea. If you really have to have one you could do a lot worse than our Aunty Liz though. So on the whole yes it's probably true, anecdotally nobody at all seems to fancy anyone in the running as the next monarch. Queen Meghan just to burst some blood vessels. Then pension them off with some land and a castle, they can live on the rent/tourism.
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# ? May 9, 2022 20:25 |
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guillotine for them all, starting with the head of the family
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# ? May 9, 2022 20:35 |
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https://twitter.com/KevinPascoe/status/1523460990137896961
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yeah, something a lot more serious than "mobility issues" is going on. Do y'all believe the conventional wisdom that the whole monarchy thing was only kept together by sentimentality about this Queen, not about the royal family in general? The queen is more popular than the rest of the dreadful mutants in the family, owing partly to the fact that she is probably the most respected public figure in british history (and given how long she's been around that's impressive) and also that she has been around forever, literally since the auld king died, and thus is simply "the monarchy" for 99% of people alive today. When she goes I don't think the monarchy is going too, but it's certainly the best thing that could happen for republicanism short of her walking out into the middle of the mall and doing a big poo poo on her crown and saying "one's decided to pack it all in" and abdicating. ALSO why did james delinpole name his son after the bad guy from sonic the hedgehog. Looke posted:guillotine for them all, starting with the head of the family Raises the concerning possibility of starting from the foot of the family and working up, like a bacon slicer.
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:07 |
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Looke posted:guillotine for them all, starting with the head of the family I'm visualising it now, some kind of Rube Goldberg Guillotine
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:26 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:People still talk about the bins not being collected in the 70s or whatever. Jeremy bin Corbyn
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:27 |
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You could just use the guillongtine, as in a guillotine with many neck holes side by side and a very long blade, the blade is already angled so you just need to figure out how big the guillotine needs to be, possibly repurposing some sort of sluice gate mechanism.
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:28 |
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You know what, rest aside, I’ll go against the Dril tweet and “give it to him” saying he’ll resign if there’s a fine. It’s obviously a fairly safe bet because not really convinced what happened broke any rules, but still pretty big gamble vs how bent the cops are
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:29 |
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OwlFancier posted:You could just use the guillongtine, as in a guillotine with many neck holes side by side and a very long blade, the blade is already angled so you just need to figure out how big the guillotine needs to be, possibly repurposing some sort of sluice gate mechanism. Isn't a Rube Goldberg machine meant to be like overly complex for the task at hand, that sounds too practical. I'm thinking like a bunch of dominos and toasters and scalextrixs
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:29 |
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When I think desirable traits in a political leader, given the events of the last seven years or so, "willing to bet everything on a showboating attempt to win public approval with no plan for what happens if it doesn't turn out how you want it to" is definitely one I think we need more of.
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:40 |
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https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1523708183776493569 Don't know how much the thread has been following it, but I'm finding the continued unravelling of Paul Mason quite fascinating.
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:48 |
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Does paul mason think that keir starmer is a socialist..?
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:51 |
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OwlFancier posted:Does paul mason think that keir starmer is a socialist..? We let people like Keith stand for the left, "socialist" gets redefined as whatever the gently caress he is, and the space to the right opens up.
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# ? May 9, 2022 21:59 |
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OwlFancier posted:Does paul mason think that keir starmer is a socialist..? Compared to himself, yes.
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:00 |
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Yes but he seems to be arguing that socialist is a good thing, that socialists should identify with starmer...
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:00 |
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OwlFancier posted:Yes but he seems to be arguing that socialist is a good thing, that socialists should identify with starmer... That's what I mean by "redefined", we're now meant to support Starmer or we are apparently no different to fascists, words don't mean anything etc
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:02 |
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From what I understand there is zero chance of Starmer actually getting fined. They already looked into this and cleared it as it was allowed at the time it occurred. To fine him now would be an open case of police corruption.
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:03 |
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Biden gets called a far left communist in the US, and it means that anyone to the left of him becomes some kind of supernatural entity that goes against God. This is called "compromise" I think, but I'm really struggling to understand words lately.
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:05 |
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It's more that I am used to that happening from the right but usually both the left and the center are very keen to dissociate themselves from each other, so it's weird to see some melt claiming we need to vote for starmer to herald the revolution.
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:10 |
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Answers Me posted:https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1523708183776493569 At first glance I always see his profile picture as Barry Chuckle
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:10 |
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The Melts really are Decorum Poisoned aren't they? Like they seriously believe anyone is going to give a poo poo about Keith's integrity at the next General Election (assuming he resigns) and this will somehow convince Darren Brexitarse that Labour are the party for them. By then the Press will be balls deep in the latest manufactured Labour scandal, the Tories will be bullshitting the next version of Levelling Up, a transformative project that will make Britane better (it won't but the press know that too), meanwhile Labour are still trying to convince Surrey pensioners to vote for them because they've got the cleanest lanyards.
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:15 |
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Sickened to see poster in this ukmt talk about Rube Goldberg instead of the more correct Heath Robinson. Also they aren't 'machines' they're just a collection of lined up components that you can point at and go 'oh thats a bit Heath Robinson isn t it?' Then you do that thing Wallace does with his hands.
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:15 |
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Mr Phillby posted:Sickened to see poster in this ukmt talk about Rube Goldberg instead of the more correct Heath Robinson. Sorry didn't know about Heath Robinson, what's all this then
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Pencils R Cool posted:The Melts really are Decorum Poisoned aren't they? Like they seriously believe anyone is going to give a poo poo about Keith's integrity at the next General Election (assuming he resigns) and this will somehow convince Darren Brexitarse that Labour are the party for them. By then the Press will be balls deep in the latest manufactured Labour scandal, the Tories will be bullshitting the next version of Levelling Up, a transformative project that will make Britane better (it won't but the press know that too), meanwhile Labour are still trying to convince Surrey pensioners to vote for them because they've got the cleanest lanyards. Also, like, at the same time it is very transparent that they do not want this to be a thing, they do not want to be investigated over this, they do not like the association that beloved daddy starmer could have done anything wrong. Which, like, I think coming to the conclusion that they are all as bad as each other is pretty reasonable? At least in the sense that I don't think any of the people in power actually gave a poo poo about the rules. And it may be that many people full stop didn't give a poo poo about the rules, but they can't just admit that, they can't say "it doesn't really matter if everyone followed them all the time but enough people did that it did a lot of good" because they're too loving wrapped up in the idea that I Did Nothing Wrong and I Was Technically Correct At The Time. It's all such loving schoolboy bullshit. But if you come to that conclusion and you're a white bloke over 50 then you are clearly terribly misled by the lying tory media and how many refugees can we sacrifice to win your vote today sir, while if you're under 50 and anything other than a white bloke you're clearly a trotskyist stalinist woke left anti socialist who is worse than the tories and it's all confected outrage. There is no possible way of admitting that maybe people just don't like starmer cos he seems like a prat and just as jumped up and full of himself as any other politician. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 22:24 on May 9, 2022 |
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OwlFancier posted:Does paul mason think that keir starmer is a socialist..? Here’s the famous tweet: https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1247952077420220419 Paul Mason has a condition that is perhaps quite endemic among his generation - call it Linehan’s Disease. He’s gone through his life reasonably convinced that he’s good and intelligent, and has opinions worth listening to. Then one day he is proven incredibly, disastrously wrong about something. And people, worse - younger people, on the internet will not let you forget it. You could come clean and admit your fault. But that’s impossible, so you double, triple, quadruple down. Eventually all those people who used to like you become your enemies, and you have no choice but to associate more with the people those new enemies hate - and the fact that they hate young people telling them they’re wrong too really helps. Backing Starmer in the leadership election was a position that had a logic to it - we need a person palatable to the media to deliver the change we need. But this idea has now been proven so utterly wrong that Paul has no choice but to retreat into the Glinnerhole.
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:36 |
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fuckin g jeremy corbyn lol.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Biden gets called a far left communist in the US, and it means that anyone to the left of him becomes some kind of supernatural entity that goes against God. Mr Phillby posted:Then you do that thing Wallace does with his hands.
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# ? May 9, 2022 22:49 |
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Every time you mention Paul Mason for some reason my brain substitutes him with the prison planet guy. Too many Pauls in politics.
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# ? May 9, 2022 23:13 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Sorry didn't know about Heath Robinson, what's all this then Basically at a certain point our exposure to american culture tipped our cultural touchstone for 'amusingly complicated yet useless contraption' from the best known British cartoonist who drew stuff like that to the American equivalent. Wallace and Gromit expilicitly has Heath Robinson Contraptions though, some of the designs are explicit references to specific cartoons. Its not something that matters in the slightest but i find it interesting. Guavanaut posted:Those fan arts aren't canon.
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# ? May 9, 2022 23:34 |
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Nenonen posted:Jeremy bin Corbyn Isn't that anti-semitic? (j/k for the avoidance of doubt!) Brendan Rodgers posted:We let people like Keith stand for the left, "socialist" gets redefined as whatever the gently caress he is, and the space to the right opens up. Well there are quite a lot of people who think the Graun is a far-left rag, and still more than a few genuine people who think they're doing the right thing by reading it and who think it is 'left'.
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# ? May 10, 2022 00:00 |
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https://twitter.com/danwei55/status/1523799394356969473
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# ? May 10, 2022 01:10 |
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It really does feel like the uk centre decided to give up and just copy the US centre, but starting with the dumbest parts.
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# ? May 10, 2022 01:58 |
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Can no longer view tweets at all in unsigned in incognito window. That's since this evening I do 'allow cookies' in the incognito windows when I am using them so not sure why it would do that, I mean how does twitter know it's an 'incognito' window and not just a cleaned up regular browser or even new browser window with no cookies etc yet? (Ed: ok I googled the bit about 'how does it know' and there's some stuff about the css files so I guess they can). Can still see them in the unsigned regular browser window (though a bit of a scroll and they put the login screen up).
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# ? May 10, 2022 02:04 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Can no longer view tweets at all in unsigned in incognito window. That's since this evening When it throws up the login/sign up screen, you can click "log in", then click the x in the corner, and it will let you keep scrolling. At least, that's working for me. Though right now it looks like twitter is down generally.
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Reveilled posted:When it throws up the login/sign up screen, you can click "log in", then click the x in the corner, and it will let you keep scrolling. At least, that's working for me. Weird. Because I'm getting it ok in the non-incog browser window but not in the incog window. I will try your x trick.
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# ? May 10, 2022 02:19 |
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https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1523559353755729920?t=IlCOc7-4l6Vf4hA4SNLzRQ&s=19 never done anything of the sort mate. jeremy who?
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# ? May 10, 2022 04:03 |
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Redirect twitter.com to nitter.net, job done. (I use an addon called Redirector but there are probably a million ways to do it, go nuts.)
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This is great for kier starmer.
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