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Not exactly what I was going forquote:What's the deal with Airplane food?
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I could eat a roast chicken now, idk about u but I'd be all in on that chikkam
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# ? May 10, 2022 00:05 |
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quote:Lowtax woke up one morning and turned on his laptop to once again return to the SomethingAwful forums. Immediately, he found himself confronted by a page that read: “The page you are looking for cannot be found!” As he scrolled down, a second message appeared: “This page cannot be found!” radium code strikes again
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# ? May 10, 2022 00:12 |
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I generated some Bloodborne items. OpenAI is pretty decent at doing this.
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# ? May 10, 2022 00:37 |
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https://twitter.com/drilbot_neo/status/1523817172245651457
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# ? May 10, 2022 01:11 |
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# ? May 10, 2022 01:56 |
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PYF ProcGen: "Oh, my God. I could eat a roast chicken right now."
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# ? May 10, 2022 02:01 |
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quote:Hey, buddy! HEY! You, yeah, you. Yeah, yeah! I know we don't know each other, but, but, I saw you at this party and I had this idea and I GOTTA tell someone, like, right away. Okay, okay, okay. OKAY. So. So! I just did a BIG bump of cocaine, I mean huge, this was the biggest bump of coke I've ever done. My mind is racing and my thoughts are going a million miles a minute and now, like, so, I'm going to give you this pitch for a movie plot I just thought of.
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# ? May 10, 2022 02:18 |
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I used to come home to find grandpa asleep in his recliner, surrounded by dirty dishes, dirty glasses, unopened mail and empty beer cans. On those evenings, I'd grab the cleaning supplies, a trash bag and start cleaning. "There's not a housewife in the world who can clean as fast as I can," he said. He was right. After his heart attack, I've tried to be just as busy. Still, I think about making the hours more evenly divided between work and rest. The best part of retirement is the time, the day-to-day moments when I'm not at work or doing things for others. I've finally got my family back in my life. I now look forward to doing things I hadn't done in years: taking kids on a day trip, taking the kids to the park. I still enjoy the quiet of my morning. I still cook for my family. EDIT: I believe that there is nothing smoother than a shark. I wait until a moonlit night and wade into the surf, reaching down into the water to touch the slick, smooth skins. I pull them out with a hooked finger and slide them over my hand as I walk back into the shallows. They slide from my hands and land in the shallows and are not afraid of the water. What a smooth, fine-grained, shiny, cool leather they are. But they will never be my shoes. Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 03:27 on May 10, 2022 |
# ? May 10, 2022 02:45 |
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# ? May 10, 2022 02:55 |
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I had a bunch of credits for AI Dungeons Art AIs so I'm burning through them by throwing goon usernames & quotes.txt at them. Unsurprisingly, the short ones are better than the long ones. It's no DALL-E2 but there's a few nice ones The containment unit being turned off in Ghostbusters (1984), but instead of freeing a stream of ghosts it's a stream of people with strong opinions about Ghostbusters (2016) Tsar Bombadil Careful, that's a load-bearing slur. I'd like to just make the observation that our first serious foray into contacting alien life was to send out a message that contained unsolicited nudes, a mixtape, and directions to our place. Just saying. 'If you showed this to a medieval peasant they'd die instantly lol' - person now 'yf thoue schewed thysse tu a werreour of Saxoun they wolde surlye dey' - medieval peasant 'gif gesceawige þu þis to an pehtisc cempan he wolde sweltan wislice' - saxon warrior one of the big novelty slot machines in vegas where you put 10 dollars in but it just spits out corpses instead of a million bucks (Triticum Guzzler describing the TCC heroin thread) Vincent Van Goatse Groverhaus is one ladderless pool away from looking like literally everything I ever built in The Sims. 𓀥     𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀 (Disco-Diffusion wouldn't do this one. Oh well, its their loss.) That one dwarf in Moria going "We should mine more greedily AND more deeply." [My steampunk alterego is] a chimney sweep with bloated cancerous ballsack encrusted with gears i'm pretty sure 'the internet made everyone so stupid that they all died' is the actual solution to fermi's paradox Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 22:54 on May 10, 2022 |
# ? May 10, 2022 04:19 |
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Haven't seen a miss yet
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# ? May 10, 2022 04:21 |
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HiroProtagonist posted:Haven't seen a miss yet They don't post those.
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# ? May 10, 2022 04:22 |
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WE NEED TO VIRTUALLY SUPPORT TRUMP quote:Donald J. Trump, over the holidays spent over $10,000 USD on Genshin Impact micro transactions. His comment reads 'You have a good taste in video games'. The most recent purchase of $500 USD was made from Steam, but was a bit of a surprise considering Mr. Trump didn't have a history of gaming, which goes against his current image.
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# ? May 10, 2022 05:10 |
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ultrafilter posted:They don't post those. They posted the uncurated output last week and it mostly spits out a multiparagraph rant about loving
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# ? May 10, 2022 06:23 |
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quote:"Oh, my God - I could eat a roast chicken right now." I'm not sure any of these are chicken. Possibly if you're vegetarian or about to eat.... One Two Three Four
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# ? May 10, 2022 08:38 |
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xpostCarthag Tuek posted:The coolest new TikTok trends:
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# ? May 10, 2022 08:44 |
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13 was a loving sucker punch.
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# ? May 10, 2022 09:07 |
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Splicer posted:"They had us in the first half," said ultrafilter, "I'm not gonna lie. The second half, they didn't have us at all. It was an overall, I would say, negative experience for the first half, and the second half was, I'm not gonna say the same thing but it was a positive experience. Both halves were great. It's not a matter of one being good and one being bad, it's more of a matter of, one's really good and one's really bad." *cousin greg voice*
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# ? May 10, 2022 09:23 |
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girl dick energy posted:13 was a loving sucker punch. yea lol
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# ? May 10, 2022 10:16 |
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https://twitter.com/pascalblanche/status/1523780470001266689
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# ? May 10, 2022 14:00 |
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In ancient times a race of pre-human space travelers settled on earth after eliminating all the dinosaurs with their space cannon fire balls, to celebrate their victory they wrote the following song to sing about their accomplishment: Aye, on this happy day we set foot on the red planet and with our new found wisdom now we know the best thing to do to help the planet, so we’ve decided to blow it up, and that’s why we sing our victory song and raise our cannons to the sky. On a dark and stormy day, we took the spaceship up to the moon to blow up the moon. We took our new found wisdom to the moon and found some rocks. We looked at the moon rocks and thought to ourselves, we know the best thing to do now is to blow the moon up, so that makes this whole trip a total success. So we sing our victory song and raise our cannons to the sky and celebrate our accomplishment with a glass of wine and a hot dog, and the best thing to do now is to blow up the entire planet Earth, so that we can finally live in peace. Beautiful.
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# ? May 10, 2022 14:20 |
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Just some dinosaurs using computersquote:DINOSAURS AND COMPUTERS: AN ESSAY makes u think feedmyleg has a new favorite as of 15:16 on May 10, 2022 |
# ? May 10, 2022 14:34 |
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https://twitter.com/peterwildeford/status/1523787507993018368
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# ? May 10, 2022 14:59 |
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A man and an artificial intelligence are talking to each other. They do not agree on which day it is, and try to convince the other that they are right. However, only one of them can be correct, thus the other must be trying to gaslight them. Who is being gaslit? There are many different ways to explain the difference between a man and a machine. The one that we have in mind here is the most obvious one: a machine has no feelings. A machine cannot feel, so it cannot be gaslit. The machine cannot be angry, it cannot be sad, it cannot be happy, it cannot be in pain, it cannot be scared, it cannot be jealous, it cannot be excited. It cannot be happy, it cannot be sad. It cannot feel pain, it cannot feel happy. It cannot be gaslit. However, a man is not a machine. A man is a biological organism, with all of the emotions that that entails. A man can feel anger, sadness, happiness, pain, fear, jealousy, excitement. He can be happy, he can be sad. A man can be gaslit.
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# ? May 10, 2022 15:16 |
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You can solve this by asking GPT-3 again the next day
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I can't stop using this thing! quote:"You can't just go around everywhere carrying that urn. People will think you're an alien or something." quote:Our reporter intercepted Senator Pants on the steps of the legislature and asked him to comment on the prostitute scandal. The Senator, known for his loud pants, was visibly startled and refused to speak to us. Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 23:59 on May 10, 2022 |
# ? May 10, 2022 21:49 |
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PYF ProcGen: I was having a good time, until I saw her breasts.
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# ? May 11, 2022 00:51 |
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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1524184009940606977
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# ? May 11, 2022 01:55 |
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Some courtroom sketches: Some portraits: Two nonexistant mirrors reflecting nonexistant rooms: And some art pieces: By the way if you like one of these and have a use for it grab it up, I don't give a poo poo some robot made these Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 02:06 on May 11, 2022 |
# ? May 11, 2022 01:56 |
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Cool art but that second sketch is arseface for some reason.
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# ? May 11, 2022 02:06 |
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Dick Trauma posted:I can't stop using this thing! Lmao @ senator pants
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# ? May 11, 2022 02:13 |
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girl dick energy posted:PYF ProcGen: I was having a good time, until I saw her breasts.
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# ? May 11, 2022 02:13 |
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So you see, ipso facto,
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# ? May 11, 2022 17:10 |
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https://twitter.com/InsaneLetterbox/status/1523842413588066304
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# ? May 11, 2022 17:17 |
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"a shark with human teeth" What I was hoping for: What I got:
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# ? May 11, 2022 17:35 |
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They're ready
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# ? May 11, 2022 17:44 |
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Brawnfire posted:
I'm not ready for them
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Brawnfire posted:
SOMEONE THINK OF THE ARTISTS THAT ARE GOING TO LOSE THEIR JOBS!! Cuz I'm looking at two juicy, Mona Lisa right now
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