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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Rappaport posted:

Perhaps a bit more apropos would be



"Oh, getting hit with a cane again. Tuesdays, am I right?"

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Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Black suit guy looks like he's retaliating with the driest, most sarcastic quips imaginable as he's being brutally clubbed to death. He doesn't give a poo poo.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Sadly the reality was a bit more WWE:

quote:

Abolitionist Republicans and pro-slavery Democrats initially opted for rhetorical battles to try to remedy the ideological chasm between the two parties in the mid-19th century. But on May 22, 1856, the ire directed across the aisle erupted into physical violence when Rep. Preston Brooks of South Carolina beat Massachusetts Sen. Charles Sumner unconscious with a cane.

On that fateful May afternoon, Brooks entered the Senate chamber and repeatedly bludgeoned Sumner with his gold-topped cane. The head trauma stunned Sumner, and he struggled to defend himself against the attack. Brooks levied the blows with such force that his cane eventually snapped, and while some congressmen attempted to break up the melee, others encouraged Brooks’ violence.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
This is my favorite part:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner

quote:

Massachusetts Representative Anson Burlingame publicly humiliated Brooks by goading him into challenging Burlingame to a duel, only to set conditions designed to intimidate Brooks into backing down. (As the challenged party, Burlingame, who was a crack shot, had the choice of weapons and dueling ground. He selected rifles on the Canada side of Niagara Falls, where U.S. anti-dueling laws would not apply. Brooks withdrew his challenge, claiming that he did not want to expose himself to the risk of violence by traveling through Northern states to get to Niagara Falls.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

AxGrap posted:

Give people what will benefit them and Dems could get numbers.

Hard disagree on that. It's real easy to turn people against social welfare and any kind of low-income benefits by simply painting it as a program to transfer wealthy from "hard-working" people to "lazy" you know whos wink wink.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

SeANMcBAY posted:

Yeah, what a travesty that would be.

Morality aside, on a practical level it would just allow the Republican governor to appoint a Republican senator to a super safe seat and give control of the Senate to Mitch McConnell, so yeah it would be bad.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/BitcoinMagazine/status/1487154740014297090?s=20

Bitcoin is currently going through some things.

Also :laffo:

https://twitter.com/TheRightCant/status/1524569437730390017?s=20

Nonsense fucked around with this message at 13:44 on May 12, 2022

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

oh wow oh wow that was excruciating do yourself a favor and don't click that

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/abdallah_fayyad/status/1524386973259120640

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Is it not true that cameras shoot?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

zoux posted:

Is it not true that cameras shoot?

:hmmyes: Congratulations, you're the next White House press secretary.

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1524739579198201859

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 15:19 on May 12, 2022

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

jeebus bob posted:

oh wow oh wow that was excruciating do yourself a favor and don't click that

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sarahnferris/status/1524792388677402626

Which bunch of $100/hour lanyard geniuses came up with this

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



It’s amazing how easily they’re giving up on the issue considering it’s basically the main thing they’ve offered voters over Republicans for 30+ years.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.


https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2021-12/OPCK_2.0_Emoji%20Codes-Poster.pdf

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

They're not giving up on it, they're changing 40 years of messaging because it lacks inclusivity

https://twitter.com/drewheineman/status/1524802194423291904

Personally I don't see a fundamental difference between "choice" and "decision"

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

I guess you could make the case that choice sounds slightly more casual or frivolous than decision, but feeling the need to frame it as an idpol thing shows that it's about appeasing activists rather than appealing to actual voters.

Edit: Just to be clear, not suggesting that POC aren't actual voters or anything. Just talking about the hyper-bureaucratized lived experiences language that nobody without a college degree will ever find appealing. Democrats already lost white voters without college degrees, and there are signs that it's going to start happening with POC too, which would be a death sentence for the party, but there's no indication that there's any sort of plan for reversing that trend.

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 19:13 on May 12, 2022

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
It's still stupid though because if you look up the definition of a choice, the word "decision" is going to be there. Does it change the movie if we name it "Sophie's Decision?"

zoux posted:

Personally I don't see a fundamental difference between "choice" and "decision"

Same. It's a stupid waste of time that I guess is trying to make language more palatable to...someone.

"I chose to quit my job" means the same loving thing as "I decided to quit my job" and if I told someone about it using either sentence it would convey the same message. I made a choice and decided to quit my job. "I chose to get married and, later, decided to get divorced" is the same thing as "I decided to marry and later chose to end the marriage."

Meaningless semantics, really.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/WB_Baskerville/status/1519090887384514566

https://twitter.com/malsaafin/status/1524797341714329600

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 20:44 on May 12, 2022

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/justafewmoms/status/1524572860660002816?s=20

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Welp

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1524892318909681664

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
Never underestimate the ability for GOP consultants to be able to twist and frame literally anything as bad. If they can do it for Fred Rodgers, I’m pretty sure they can do it for “decision”.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1525072444385636352

https://twitter.com/rafsanchez/status/1525084062423056389

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/m7mdkurd/status/1525109788866187269

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1525158861627396099

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Leonard Skenazy? More like Skeezy-Nasty.

:dadjoke:

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




You mean calling everyone I don’t like a pedophile could backfire on me?:downs:

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1525112265766318080

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I love when republicans act like that when they don’t give a poo poo about American babies/veterans/disabled people/whatever at the same rate.

https://twitter.com/broseph_stalin/status/1525099550767296516?s=21&t=GS5FODSoEwlCLVMHucklZw

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/skirchy/status/1525179295538237441

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1525233393885233153

https://twitter.com/ConceptHuman/status/1525493811505508352

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/kenmegalopsuxos/status/1525818968191250432

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I thought it'd turn out her dog stepped on a bee.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

https://twitter.com/alissacaliente/status/1525554255154892800

Has since locked down his Twitter account.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Meritocracy at its finest.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




A simple “gently caress you” is more respectful than whatever this is.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
He’s not entirely wrong but it’s not a workable answer.

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Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1525460398614487042

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