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OK super religious family, how old are your kids? Well, my dad rented me terminator the summer between first and second grade, so I imagine your 8 year old can probably watch the new Harry Potter thing. I have no idea.
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Substandard posted:I'm legitimately concerned that the first time she sees anything with sex in it is going to be the first time someone is trying to have sex with her. Honestly I watched a bunch of horrible poo poo I was probably too young for, but also watching adult stuff from an early age gave me a view into the world of adults and I learned a lot. yeah this part worries me a lot those kids seem super susceptible to nearly any kind of real world toxic interaction because their whole vantage point of the world is based on super simplified morality plays and minecraft but even if i take the optimistic approach and say well im just a cantankerous old weirdo theyll be fine im still left with the fact that they are incredibly boring people and their parents arent much better so im officially at the point where id rather shitpost than hang out with them
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May 13, 2022 05:02
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i say swears online posted:embarrassing did anyone actually like doug? it was always that borderline boring as hell show that was on in between good stuff. absolute low energy loser show even when i was young with terrible tastes
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May 13, 2022 05:03
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Xaris posted:did anyone actually like doug? it was always that borderline boring as hell show that waas on in between good stuff i'm the wishing well kid from the snl sketch
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May 13, 2022 05:04
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Lol kids these days all consume anime. Often more than native media. No one’s not being exposed to nothing.
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May 13, 2022 05:05
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The only movie for adults that little children should ever be shown is 2003's Master and Commander. And while you're watching it, you keep telling the kid that you've signed them up for the Royal Navy and they leave tomorrow. "See??" You keep yelling in the kid's ear, while you elbow them and point to the screen, "That's where YOU'RE gonna go!!!"
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May 13, 2022 05:06
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Xaris posted:did anyone actually like doug? it was always that borderline boring as hell show that was on in between good stuff. absolute low energy loser show even when i was young with terrible tastes I liked it as a kid. rewatched some episodes a couple years back, it was pretty bland. theme rules though.
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May 13, 2022 05:07
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i was in dubrovnik while they were filming the casino planet scenes for tlj, they covered half the town with black tarps and scaffolding so you couldn't see in and had croatian gendarmes with rifles guarding it all for rose tico and finn to have a lovely b-plot for two hours
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May 13, 2022 05:08
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The only movie for adults that little children should ever be shown is 2003's Master and Commander. And while you're watching it, you keep telling the kid that you've signed them up for the Royal Navy and they leave tomorrow. "See??" You keep yelling in the kid's ear, while you elbow them and point to the screen, "That's where YOU'RE gonna go!!!" give your kid a glass of apple juice and hide the king's coin at the bottom
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May 13, 2022 05:08
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Kids sure af ain't telling you what they watch
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May 13, 2022 05:09
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galagazombie posted:Lol kids these days all consume anime. Often more than native media. No one’s not being exposed to nothing. finding out that my niece consumed some unknown anime the other day has like been the only bright spot regarding those people for my whole current trip thats what this has come to lol im talking about parents who have concluded that endless among us youtube videos are perfectly fine but that the actual among us game is potentially dangerous because i dunno maybe some anonymous pervert will post dick art in ascii or something
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May 13, 2022 05:10
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Xaris posted:did anyone actually like doug? it was always that borderline boring as hell show that was on in between good stuff. absolute low energy loser show even when i was young with terrible tastes I'd watch Doug over Rugrats any day.
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i didnt see the last star wars movie did benicio del toro complete his metamorphosis into a snake and keep shouting that he was once a man?
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Substandard posted:I'd watch Doug over Rugrats any day. 
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loquacius posted:They threw out the expanded universe for this poo poo lol a Wraith Squadron serial would have been cool
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Masculine Thrust posted:That don't sound real but given the information available to him, Gaston is a peasant acting heroically against a lawless kidnapping noble. Gaston has a hunting rights so he's absolutely not a peasant, but still the petite bourgeoisie (doesn't he own that pub) can have revolutionary potential
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Xaris posted:eh, probably now yeah sure, but when you were like 5 you really preferred doug over rugrats? tbf the latter also wasn't reallly my thing. klaspy csupso was just so offputting that i was like always somewhat uncomfortable looking at it. i was all onboard just rewatching infinite re-runs of Rocko's Modern Life but alas they kept putting poo poo like doug and aah real monsters and rugrats or hey dude in between I was like 10ish when they came out and not super into either one. Rocko's Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy were much more my speed. I always found the rugrats animation style very annoying though.
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loquacius posted:They threw out the expanded universe for this poo poo the best part is that it was, possibly unconsciously, ripping off a bunch of extremely dumb poo poo out of the eu
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the klasky csupo art was a weird choice for a show about babies, but was  for Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
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Some Guy TT posted:people with more relevant knowledge of knowledge of contemporary childrens cartoons feel free to correct me but im honestly not sure anyone even makes stuff like that anymore in work that has children as the target audience eh we get stuff like Steven Universe which is obviously aimed at adults who watch cartoons but placed somewhere kids can find them
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Bro Dad posted:i didnt see the last star wars movie did benicio del toro complete his metamorphosis into a snake and keep shouting that he was once a man? No but IIRC he takes his payout from the Empire and is never heard from again lol It does make me wonder what "vacation" is like in the SW universe. Are you always traveling to another planet, or do people go to different parts of the planet where they live for vacation?
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galagazombie posted:I rewatched Terminator 2: Judgement Day recently and while I don’t think it was intentional, the movie is Socialist. Pretty much. An aborted plot line that was (mostly) cut out from terminator salvation was that there were people who happily worked with skynet and lived comfortably. They are still visible in a few shots. I can't remember if they were explicitly noted as being wealthy people pre-war. The weirdly good/bad tv series also tried to do things with these ideas Horizon Burning has issued a correction as of 05:25 on May 13, 2022 |
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tbh having to put up with cheap cartoons sourced from the 60s wasn't so great. Kida today are lucky
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RandolphCarter posted:the klasky csupo art was a weird choice for a show about babies, but was have you ever seen a newborn baby? it's the perfect representation
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Has anyone watched The Northman yet? Is it good? I really like The VVitch and The Lighthouse, but I'm not super into Vikings. I'll probably watch it tomorrow night.
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:tbh having to put up with cheap cartoons sourced from the 60s wasn't so great. Kida today are lucky yeah it's super weird that looney tunes aired for forty years straight and then got locked away forever i say swears online has issued a correction as of 06:01 on May 13, 2022 |
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Tankbuster posted:Bugs dressed up in women's clothing and smooched fellas the first chance he got. That was to own the trolls, learn the lore. 
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:tbh having to put up with cheap cartoons sourced from the 60s wasn't so great. Kida today are lucky im a cartoon accelerationist in that i think terrible cartoon quality is an important founding principle in making sure kids are motivated to seek out more rigorous material as overly high quality cartoons just encourage them to wallow in shallow commercialist propaganda which funnily enough wasnt really an issue back before their production quality went to the shitter because the distribution methods were completely different so there was no ghetto if you want your mickey mouse cartoon you need to watch it with the scarface feature reel and youre gonna like it goddamnit
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Substandard posted:OK super religious family, how old are your kids? Well, my dad rented me terminator the summer between first and second grade, so I imagine your 8 year old can probably watch the new Harry Potter thing. I have no idea. Technically, Come and See is YA.
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Substandard posted:Has anyone watched The Northman yet? Is it good? it's not what I was hoping for but it's not bad, very stylish
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I remember when my older brothers took the TV from me when I wanted to watch Doug, because the syndicated time slot for the Simpsons changed. That's the day I became a man.
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Substandard posted:Has anyone watched The Northman yet? Is it good? yeah it's good. saw it last weekend in theater (lol there was only 1 other person in it, jfc theaters are dead). if you like Eggers you'll have a lot of fun
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Substandard posted:Has anyone watched The Northman yet? Is it good? It is good if you like eggers style. It felt a little more paint-by-numbers than the lighthouse especially, but still had a decent number of cool sequences that were also somewhat unsettling
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lmao the new MCR song is about 9/11
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Lot of discourse on the new Kendrick Album. Personally, the whole thing is about toxic masculinity and Kendrick is playing a character just like he did in GKMD. Hell, that's what Father Time is about! E: Just finished listening to it. It's far from Kendrick's best work (TPAB), but I'd argue that it is better than drat, at least. Kendrick totally cribbed the premise from We Cry Together from the movie Baby Boy. Mother I Sober, Father Time, Count Me Out and Mirror are probably the best songs on there. Auntie Diaries was good too, but I'm not looking forward to the discourse on the subject matter. Remember kids, depiction is not endorsement. Okuteru has issued a correction as of 07:50 on May 13, 2022 |
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Speaking of kids and violence I've been trying to show my kid Jackie chan stunts, he really likes them. The violence bothers him some and a friend of mine said it's because kids process it as "real" for the same reason I like it - he shows he's getting hurt, people are visibly smacking into things, it isn't just cgi laser beams. So marvel movies can have a ton of gunfire bouncing off heroes, or even going through black widows shoulder, but the kids never worry whereas Jackie looks like he's about to fall off a train and die and it worries them It's just weird that rumble in the bronx, avengement, and John wick are all R with completely different levels of violence mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 13:59 on May 13, 2022 |
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https://twitter.com/sepinwall/status/1525117303175757824?t=lmXph6y_jJsRTfep3wiBag&s=19
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/sepinwall/status/1525117303175757824?t=lmXph6y_jJsRTfep3wiBag&s=19 dude could have played Lowtax
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The bob's burgers movie should be a fun watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbGXqUumtqg
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