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DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Strong Convections posted:

I deeply regret trying to find out if they're polyester by typing "men's underwear" into the aliexpress search bar.
The one in the image was one of the most conventional, once I clicked through they got so much worse - For example a pair of very tight black underwear with a hole in the front and printed / embroidered pink lips around the hole. Either as a “place lips here” indicator or the ungodly image of a penis tongued mouth.

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stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
The video made me laugh

US $19.43 35%OFF | M Yescustom Custom Face Men Print Boxer Briefs Name Red Lip Property Customize Photo Funny Husband Gift Soft Underwear
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mPOKhJu

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
^^ You just know that's going to be used more often by stalker psychos than as a joke gift for partners.

Related items had Nicholas Cage though:


Oh my lord, Nic Cage is on a ton of underpant options

Strong Convections fucked around with this message at 12:52 on May 14, 2022

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Conair Nic Cage is GOAT Nic Cage.

Charles Ford
Nov 27, 2004

The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s Ford Focus.

Unperson_47 posted:

I have had absolutely no luck using those solder suckers like that. Desoldering is such a pain in the rear end. :smith:

Weirdly enough I've had the most luck with that kind of solder sucker. The ones I have look ~40x better than the aliexpress one that someone linked, though, they're all-metal, which my dad gave to me in the late '80s. I spent so much time removing TTL chips from old equipment his work were throwing out to reuse. I never had much luck with braid somehow, and I will admit a hot air gun is much better as it removes the "desoldering" part entirely and lets you just heat the whole mess up until the part lifts out nicely even while it's all still covered in solder.

My latest order


I wanted to make an electronic lock for my garden gate, and "ATM" is my aesthetic. No datasheet so I'll just need to figure out the matrix pinout myself.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tex3Neeve4A

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Charles Ford posted:


I wanted to make an electronic lock for my garden gate, and "ATM" is my aesthetic. No datasheet so I'll just need to figure out the matrix pinout myself.

That's a cool project. And yeah I love the feel of the metal buttons on a keypad like that, especially ones from an old payphone.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


So a weird thing.
Put on 2 orders 2 separate days (a week or more apart) 2 separate sellers.

They both came in a new package from some guy in KY.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Many of my packages lately have been going to shipping combiners before coming to me. I don't know how it works, but it is a thing!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Yeah, Combined Delivery has been the standard for a while now. Sometimes it can bite you in the rear end when multiple packages are waiting to be combined and one straggler is holding up the whole shipment.

In other Ali news, they're discontinuing the Freebies in early June. I won some cool things that way, found some good stores, and even bought a couple things outright when the freebie got lost in the mail.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

So close to pulling the trigger on some Jinhao fountain pens. Reviews have been shockingly good for literally sub-10$ fountain pens. They make a Parker 51 clone that seems almost indistinguishable.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Rear suspension fitted. MUCH better, just gotta tweak the brakelines after installing the extension.





DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
I know this is a common tactic sellers use - advertise an expensive item alongside a spare part or add-on that is cheaper - but drat that’s the biggest jump I’ve ever seen.

Email


Actual with 2500% price increase (the “take up system” on the left is $101)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


DRINK ME posted:

I know this is a common tactic sellers use - advertise an expensive item alongside a spare part or add-on that is cheaper - but drat that’s the biggest jump I’ve ever seen.

Email


Actual with 2500% price increase (the “take up system” on the left is $101)


That shits me to tears so much. Ebay does this poo poo now too.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


madmatt112 posted:

So close to pulling the trigger on some Jinhao fountain pens. Reviews have been shockingly good for literally sub-10$ fountain pens. They make a Parker 51 clone that seems almost indistinguishable.

They tend to be good. I just got a jinhao 100 corfull looks pretty but haven't inked it up yet and own several Jinhao pens. They're usually good pens. You may end up needing to buy a new nib for the pen as their QC is sometimes lacking but overall even with a $20 #6 nib purchase you're still on top .

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 12:23 on May 15, 2022

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



See that's where that goon went wrong. If he had carried the DTF printer, the girl would surely have gotten the message.

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

Humphreys posted:

That shits me to tears so much. Ebay does this poo poo now too.

The random plastic doohicky for $0.01 included in every listing is such a pain in my rear end. All they have to do to stop this is show the most expensive item's price as the listing price! But instead, this bullshit.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
My newest pet peeve is that they have fake entries just get the "free shipping" flag and mess up the search.

Example

Item price, 6 bux, shipping from Chin, 2 bux

But they include an option from a different ship from country, with item priced at 20 and shipping free.


Now when I turn on the "free shipping" filter, this stupid listing still show up.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

tater_salad posted:

They tend to be good. I just got a jinhao 100 corfull looks pretty but haven't inked it up yet and own several Jinhao pens. They're usually good pens. You may end up needing to buy a new nib for the pen as their QC is sometimes lacking but overall even with a $20 #6 nib purchase you're still on top .

Well I went ahead and got jinhao:
-35
-75
-51A
And a couple black and blue carts.

I’m gonna go down to my local stationary store this week and pick a bottle of ink. I’ve only ever used cartridges with my Lamy Safari, and it has a converter, so with the jinhaos coming I’d like to try some bottled ink. Hoping they have a flight of tiny sampler bottles.

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

Everett False posted:

The random plastic doohicky for $0.01 included in every listing is such a pain in my rear end. All they have to do to stop this is show the most expensive item's price as the listing price! But instead, this bullshit.

I was thinking that the thumbnail must match the lowest price item, but your solution is much better.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Everett False posted:

The random plastic doohicky for $0.01 included in every listing is such a pain in my rear end. All they have to do to stop this is show the most expensive item's price as the listing price! But instead, this bullshit.

Weird outlier for this: I was shopping for Keycaps, and there was the regular 129 key set, and then one set that had like 4 different colors for the alphanumeric keys so it cost like 3x as much. :v:

Anyone have experience with custom mousepads? Just ordered one (35"x12") and was wondering if anyone has any comments on print quality.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

mmmm tastes like carcinogens



sadly it's a lovely infuser, there's not enough holes and it seems to trap air inside it

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Still waiting for mine but I only collect them, never to be used.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

r u ready to WALK posted:

mmmm tastes like carcinogens



sadly it's a lovely infuser, there's not enough holes and it seems to trap air inside it

I mean you can add more holes, right?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
There should really only be one butt hole per butt infuser

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't kink shame.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Humphreys posted:

That shits me to tears so much. Ebay does this poo poo now too.

The worst part about online shopping is all these international corporations bypassing local consumer laws that have been in place for decades to prevent this poo poo. Aliexpress fake listings and switcheroo cheap items is infuriating, but tbh it's not much worse than loving Uber eats adding a "service fee" that doesn't show up in the list price*.

*in civilised countries that are not the US, all fees, taxes, etc have to be included in the sale price.

Honestly I'm considering going back to banggood, aliexpress is not worth the hassle. Banggood gives the same access to weird poo poo you just can't get anywhere other than China, but the listings aren't fake, the shipping is at least consistent, and the skeezy marketing tactics are slightly less egregious. There's only one listing per item too, so you skip the aliexpress process of spending 20 minutes finding a listing that is not fake, but also not 30% more expensive than the other listings for no reason.

Fuckin aliexpress: I bought a cheap bike pump that took 3 months to arrive (a single day before the dispute ended). A few days later, I found the exact same bike pump in my local supermarket for $1 more.

Splode fucked around with this message at 13:28 on May 16, 2022

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

tater_salad posted:

So a weird thing.
Put on 2 orders 2 separate days (a week or more apart) 2 separate sellers.

They both came in a new package from some guy in KY.

There are a few reshipper services here in the Newport/Erlanger/Hebron area. I live here and frequently get packages like what you are describing. I assume they come in at the Cincinnati CVG airport which is here in Hebron

The Electronaut
May 10, 2009

madmatt112 posted:

So close to pulling the trigger on some Jinhao fountain pens. Reviews have been shockingly good for literally sub-10$ fountain pens. They make a Parker 51 clone that seems almost indistinguishable.

If you weren’t aware there’s a Fountain Pen thread. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3531265

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


:glomp:

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I received a soldering kit, and it seems fine, but if I were ordering now, I would get a Pinecil - if for no other reason, then the USB-PD power option. This and a USB-PD power bank would enable "field repairs" anywhere.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Beartaco posted:

I mean you can add more holes, right?

I want this in my tombstone

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I received a soldering kit, and it seems fine, but if I were ordering now, I would get a Pinecil - if for no other reason, then the USB-PD power option. This and a USB-PD power bank would enable "field repairs" anywhere.
I have a Pinecil and I'm really happy with it. I usually use it with a spare USB PD laptop charger, but a power tool battery and barrel jack adapter works great too as long as it's a reasonable voltage.

dabre_aiamim
Oct 23, 2008
Lipstick Apathy


I've gotten the same outfit in two separate emails, but unfortunately clicking just gives a page that never loads.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

dabre_aiamim posted:



I've gotten the same outfit in two separate emails, but unfortunately clicking just gives a page that never loads.

I highly doubt you'd fit into that sponge holder. Also, calling it an outfit is generous at best.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
https://i.imgur.com/sPVSGn3.mp4

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!
Id live to have one of those. Really make it interesting when someone needs to borrow it for a smoke at the bar.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

dabre_aiamim posted:

I've gotten the same outfit in two separate emails, but unfortunately clicking just gives a page that never loads.

I've got you friend - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004037004531.html
Go live your best night life.

Lol, he's wearing sneakers that they cut off in that ad.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
The part where they hold the bottlecap with their fingers and shoot that thing against it is crazy.

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stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Do you guys think half of these photos are customer photos taken in exchange for free poo poo? One of my favorite aspect of Ali.

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