Ok, this one is scary with a happy ending, then a hilarious epilogue. From /r/legaladvice: Accidentally sold alcohol to a minor after being told not to card customers. quote:Today was my first job at my local baseball stadium, I was a cashier at one of the food vendors. A vendor that sells a lot of alcohol. Within maybe 20 minutes of working, my boss pulled me aside and verbally berated me, telling me we don't have time to card every individual coming through, just use good judgemen. If I can't make good judgement, this isnt the job for me. Which immediately was a huge red flag, but I decided to work the rest of the day and not leave the team hanging, them already being short staffed. That and the job was 15 an hour plus tips. He posted a brief update in saying the police showed up and were escorting him out, but the thread was locked before any other updates. An interested party tracked him down on /r/needforspeed of all places and asked for an update. quote:No update with your selling alcohol to a minor? quote:Wow yall really found me on another sub huh? LOL. quote:Any updates on your compulsion to pleasure yourself in quicksand? quote:I really need to go back and cover my tracks more. Dman it.
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# ? May 18, 2022 05:13 |
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therobit posted:AITA for getting my eldest daughter a kitten when wife is already overwhelmed with our disabled child? I hope this guy pats himself on the back so hard he knocks himself down the stairs
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# ? May 18, 2022 05:14 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I hope this guy pats himself on the back so hard he knocks himself down the stairs I hope the handful of redditors in the comments that are telling this guy that the state is required to provide care and education for this 5 yo nonverbal autistic child during the school day are listened to and also that he and his wife are able to find support groups that can direct them to resources to help them. The whole family is obviously completely overwhelmed and it is tragic. The thing is that a lot of parents with severe special needs kids don’t even know what they should be doing or where they should be looking and are just kind of thrown into caregiver burnout hell. IMO hospital systems need to do a much better job of preparing the parents and setting them up with social workers to guide them through these processes.
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# ? May 18, 2022 05:22 |
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If you can’t even go for a car ride without 2 adults present maybe bringing a kitten into the home isn’t the brightest idea.
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# ? May 18, 2022 06:40 |
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I think it would be a good idea after they get appropriate caregiver help.
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# ? May 18, 2022 06:53 |
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Agents are GO! posted:I think it would be a good idea after they get appropriate caregiver help. Yeah nah. The kid has a history of violent outbursts and destructive behaviour, and I wouldn't introduce a cat into that environment in case the kid antagonizes it, the kitten hisses or swipes at the kid, and then the kid stomps its to death..
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# ? May 18, 2022 07:19 |
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AITA for "showing off" after my stepfather kept telling everyone I was poor?quote:I(early thirties female) have 2 children that were born when I was 21 and 22. My daughter(eldest) was an accident but my second daughter was deliberate as I found out that I needed a hysterectomy due to medical reasons and being an only child and psyc major I believed it was important that my daughter had a sibling. At the time I had recently (amicably) split from my partner and my step father was strongly against me further ruining my life by having another child due to his belief that you cannot be successful as a singer parent. I ended up going no contact with my mum, step father and 2 half siblings(at the time 10 and 9) over this. My stepfather is in no position to talk as he are mum are far from well off due to his gambling addiction that chewed through my mums savings prior to his recovery. a nice productive use of spite
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# ? May 18, 2022 08:36 |
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therobit posted:AITA for getting my eldest daughter a kitten when wife is already overwhelmed with our disabled child? Kitten going to end up dead
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# ? May 18, 2022 08:48 |
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AITA for not giving my sister the money I receive for her children?quote:I 38 (f) got my sister who is 35, children out of the system after she lost them. I won't go into details about why she lost her children other then she lost them for a good reason.
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# ? May 18, 2022 08:50 |
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grandparents should put up their own money to help younger sister, since they obviously care about that situation so much
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# ? May 18, 2022 08:57 |
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therobit posted:AITA for getting my eldest daughter a kitten when wife is already overwhelmed with our disabled child? I think it's admirable that he's trying to pay attention to the non-autistic child, but giving how violent the autistic one can be I think the kitten or even cat would be one scratch away from having a really bad time
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# ? May 18, 2022 09:31 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for "showing off" after my stepfather kept telling everyone I was poor? Smashing that stepdads face into a big ol' humble pie like a kid into a birthday cake. Dee-licious. Mx. posted:AITA for not giving my sister the money I receive for her children? My sister came so, so close to this level of entitled shithead parent, and I am forever thankful she managed to pull her head out.
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# ? May 18, 2022 09:33 |
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AITA for refusing to show proof that the car is mine and embarrassing a guy in front of the police officer?quote:For some context my (20M) mom (38F) married my step-dad (35M) 10 years ago, they had my brother (8M) Scott. I see my step-dad as my father and his family as my paternal family so I'll refer to him as dad and my step-grandad as Gran.
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# ? May 18, 2022 10:08 |
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Angrymog posted:I think it's admirable that he's trying to pay attention to the non-autistic child, but giving how violent the autistic one can be I think the kitten or even cat would be one scratch away from having a really bad time Even without the autistic child it's an underhanded gift by the dad. He gets to look like the good guy to his daughter for buying the kitten, meanwhile he works long hours and the stay at home mom has to do all the work of looking after the pet.
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# ? May 18, 2022 10:09 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Even without the autistic child it's an underhanded gift by the dad. He gets to look like the good guy to his daughter for buying the kitten, meanwhile he works long hours and the stay at home mom has to do all the work of looking after the pet.
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# ? May 18, 2022 10:42 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) AITA for posting over the top satire? I post on the SomethingAwful forums and was compared unfavorably to the baby-eating English from Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" in a disagreement and wrote a disgusting over-the-top satirical post in response before telling the poster to go gently caress themselves. I got probated twice a week later because people apparently don't know who Jonathan Swift is or that my post was not meant to be taken seriously. AITA? (For those of you who are actually worried these are views I hold, I don't. Also, learn about "A Modest Proposal" please.) Actual content for another thing that has absolutely no stakes: Do my friends hate me? IG lurking but almost never liking, commenting, etc... quote:I (28F) moved overseas from the States and it's been over 5 yrs since I've been away. I used to be very "popular" but now all my friends on IG purely lurk. They view every story which means they view my posts too but make almost no interaction with me. Like no engagement. I get like 7 likes. And one that absolutely does: 33M in a relationship with a 30F. Friends are telling me to get out. quote:Hey Reddit, I havnt really posted before but here it goes. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 18, 2022 11:22 |
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R/relationships: Any updates on your compulsion to pleasure yourself in quicksand?
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# ? May 18, 2022 11:37 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:
god drat if this isn't the perfect post for that dude to post the "ABOOORT" gif on
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# ? May 18, 2022 12:27 |
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Kuros posted:Come one! Come all! Come see the amazing man without a spine! judging from this alone she can do so much better than him. like his “she completely forgot about it a few hours later” part read as ‘this moron husband couldn’t see the gears turning if he were an inch away’. Making cake with salt to backhand an incredibly snide and rude mother in law is so loving funny unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 12:38 on May 18, 2022 |
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AITA for refusing to turn around so my sister's friend could see an accident scene?quote:Over the weekend, I (33m) drove my sister and her friend (25f) to the beach. I don't really partake in any beachside activities, but they had been asking me to take them for a while and since they both don't drive, I figured I could sacrifice a morning/afternoon for that.
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# ? May 18, 2022 12:40 |
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teen witch posted:AITA for refusing to turn around so my sister's friend could see an accident scene? What an absolute ghoul.
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# ? May 18, 2022 12:41 |
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"I don't really partake in any beachside activities" is a pretty funny phrase
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# ? May 18, 2022 12:52 |
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For some reason, the George Carlin Complaints & Grievances section about traffic accidents is ringing in my head now.
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# ? May 18, 2022 13:30 |
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The last guy I mocked for not having a girlfriend married a woman with collodial silver poisoning. burned all the trees on my property down, and kicked my rear end so Im a lot more careful about it now.
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# ? May 18, 2022 14:07 |
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Smurf tree law
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# ? May 18, 2022 14:13 |
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teen witch posted:AITA for refusing to turn around so my sister's friend could see an accident scene? They want to film and post it for the engagement
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# ? May 18, 2022 14:18 |
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teen witch posted:AITA for refusing to turn around so my sister's friend could see an accident scene? He should be nicer to his sister's friend, otherwise she'll regress into pissing the bed after skinning the family cat and setting it on fire again.
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# ? May 18, 2022 14:18 |
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haveblue posted:They want to film and post it for the engagement Ah, I didn't even think about that
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# ? May 18, 2022 14:21 |
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A few weeks ago I witnessed an Uber driver in an SUV run a red light and hit a woman on a bicycle hard enough that she was knocked out of her shoes. Conscious but in bad shape. I was on the phone with 911 standing with several others trying to block the area from traffic because it happened in a busy intersection at 4pm on a Friday. The entire time there was this loving rear end in a top hat on his phone filming the woman on the ground receiving medical treatment and kept refusing to leave, just getting in the way while acting like he was helping. He ended up having to be physically removed by the cops when they showed up.
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# ? May 18, 2022 14:24 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:A few weeks ago I witnessed an Uber driver in an SUV run a red light and hit a woman on a bicycle hard enough that she was knocked out of her shoes. Conscious but in bad shape. I was on the phone with 911 standing with several others trying to block the area from traffic because it happened in a busy intersection at 4pm on a Friday. The entire time there was this loving rear end in a top hat on his phone filming the woman on the ground receiving medical treatment and kept refusing to leave, just getting in the way while acting like he was helping. He ended up having to be physically removed by the cops when they showed up. How much yelling did he do while being dragged off?
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# ? May 18, 2022 15:03 |
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Not much actual yelling, more whiny protestations of how he was just helping and why does he have to move when those people (me and others giving statements) get to watch?
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I once gave CPR to someone who collapsed at a grocery store and after EMS arrived and took over someone started yelling at me for not moving the guy since we were blocking the lottery vending machine.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:A few weeks ago I witnessed an Uber driver in an SUV run a red light and hit a woman on a bicycle hard enough that she was knocked out of her shoes. Conscious but in bad shape. I was on the phone with 911 standing with several others trying to block the area from traffic because it happened in a busy intersection at 4pm on a Friday. The entire time there was this loving rear end in a top hat on his phone filming the woman on the ground receiving medical treatment and kept refusing to leave, just getting in the way while acting like he was helping. He ended up having to be physically removed by the cops when they showed up. Oh man, that sounds terrible. And anyone who has read the OSHA thread knows that lost shoes=dead.
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:00 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Not much actual yelling, more whiny protestations of how he was just helping and why does he have to move when those people (me and others giving statements) get to watch? You should be thanking me!!! If I weren't livestreaming, it would be like this never happened! I've put this bicyclist on main! ON MAIN!!!
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Brawnfire posted:You should be thanking me!!! If I weren't livestreaming, it would be like this never happened! I've put this bicyclist on main! ON MAIN!!! i can hear jason alexander shouting this
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:40 |
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AITA for telling my MIL about my "Energy Diet" and saying it's the reason why I don't come to her weekly family dinners anymore?quote:So my f33 MIL has a tradition, and that's hosting weekly family dinners at her house where everyone visits. In every dinner she hosts she'd find a way to comment about my hair, body, job, age, and worst of all my infertility. It upsets me, makes me feel uncomfortable and puts me on the spot. MIL says she's just looking out for me and my husband thinks I'm being too sensitive. lovely spineless husband is hopefully also about to learn a harsh truth about the Energy Diet
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:03 |
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AITA for describing my MIL's birthday cake as "kinda gay"quote:I don't even know where to begin. So I'm 27 F married to 28 F (yeah we're lesbians). We've known each other for seven years and have been married for 4. We were each other's first kiss, first love, first everything. I will call my lovely wife Emma from here on out for clarity. quote:Edit 3: I don't know how to make an update, so I'll just post another edit here. I woke up to an overwhelming amount of replies. I didn't think this many people would see the post. I'm sorry that I couldn't reply to everyone.
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:04 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for telling my MIL about my "Energy Diet" and saying it's the reason why I don't come to her weekly family dinners anymore? Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for describing my MIL's birthday cake as "kinda gay"
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:13 |
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If that kind of lame retort can spike her blood pressure then she’s doomed either way
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CharlestheHammer posted:If that kind of lame retort can spike her blood pressure then she’s doomed either way Literally gonna die mad about it.
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