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jimmyjams posted:fart 
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May 22, 2022 04:50
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Ruby Gloom posted:goodnight my little sausage fingered goons, ily all and will hopefully return with cake tomorrow your ghost visited and scared the poo poo out of me just now (1 am) I was cooking in my kitchen and occasionally walking into my living room and smoking a weed just as I finished smoking I turned around to go back to the kitchen and there was a loud knock right behind me at my front door I just about jumped out of my skin anyways, that was all, a single knock some people will say that was just the house settling or something but don't believe their lies, every time you thought something was just a "house noise" it was a ghost and that's a fact
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May 22, 2022 09:23
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Sorry TIP, I was astral projecting to see what kind of snacks you where making and I bumped into the corner your doorjamb and I'm too powerful for my own good so a bit of that translated into the material world.
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May 22, 2022 12:51
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Ruby, I've learned that Mars cakes exist and I am interested in your endeavors. Even if you dont make a cake, tell me you did and how awesome it is.
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May 22, 2022 13:23
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jimmyjams posted:fart 
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May 22, 2022 13:23
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Ruby, I've learned that Mars cakes exist and I am interested in your endeavors. Even if you dont make a cake, tell me you did and how awesome it is. Ruby is going to make you boob cakes but fine entirely in the old Patrick Stewart SNL sexy cakes skit style
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May 22, 2022 13:41
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TIP posted:your ghost visited and scared the poo poo out of me just now (1 am)  man it's actually kinda weird you blame it on my ghost since i had to disconnect my doorbell for the same reason, it would go off just once in the middle of the night when there was no one around and obviously now it's moved on to the fire alarms  that's probably a super polite ghost though just knockin' on the door like heyyyyy tip can i come in for a weed and some snacks ooh are those pizza rolls i smell? ilovebeersooomuch posted:Ruby, I've learned that Mars cakes exist and I am interested in your endeavors. Even if you dont make a cake, tell me you did and how awesome it is. oh dude they are so nice, even if i don't make it today i will definitely get the ingredients when i go out to buy e-liquid goo, it's a lot of stirring though and i rolled over in bed last night and re-hosed my hosed shoulder  Big Beef City posted:Ruby is going to make you boob cakes but fine entirely in the old Patrick Stewart SNL sexy cakes skit style i'm more of a schweddy balls kinda lady  HOW WE ALL DOIN' TODAY PEEPS 
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May 22, 2022 13:42
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Ruby Gloom posted:i rolled over in bed last night and re-hosed my hosed shoulder Not your stirrin' shoulder! Do you have a hand mixer? If not you should consider one, you deserve it. Doing ok today, have to mow yard, not particularly looking forward to doing it but it is nice when done. Have been thinking of just replacing yard for wild flower gardens, but even tho it SHOULD be lower effort, I suspect it will end up being more maintenance than mowing grass. Other than that I'm gonna chill for a spell and go to neighbor's bbq. Smores last night were pretty bad, I tried using a sandwich toaster to do the s'more all at once and it didn't work but I ate them anyway and holy moley did I have a gargantuan poo poo this morning after all that food.
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May 22, 2022 13:50
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Big Beef City posted:Ruby is going to make you boob cakes but fine entirely in the old Patrick Stewart SNL sexy cakes skit style All the boob cakes look the same "This one is chocolate" ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 13:54 on May 22, 2022 |
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May 22, 2022 13:51
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add some jelly tot nipples to the boob cakes the theme of the green one is "piercings gone wrong"
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May 22, 2022 14:04
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 Living my best life
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May 22, 2022 15:05
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The lady in red is staring at your junk. Also I love your beard, wish I could grow such glorious facial hair.
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May 22, 2022 15:30
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bagmonkey posted:
That girl is v interested in helping assist you in that endeavor
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May 22, 2022 15:31
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Sankara posted:It felt wrong when I picked it up, but instead of trusting myself, I just shrugged it off. I got invasive species to remove! I’ve been on a tear lately with owning specialized tools for all the yard projects we’ve got going on, recent purchases include a trench shovel and a pick mattock. Gotta love rocky New England soil.
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May 22, 2022 15:31
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Zil posted:The lady in red is staring at your junk. this was a realization I had while doing it, you have to make very deliberate outfit choices I think I'm gonna get trained so I can be a backup capo when they are short handed, it was a blast
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May 22, 2022 15:33
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bagmonkey posted:
that scarf is amazing dude
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May 22, 2022 15:55
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 attn: ilovebeersooomuch 
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May 22, 2022 15:56
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Ruby Gloom posted:
... are you making a mars bar cake filling or something? Are you going to batter and deep fry that? In other news, we had crepes with cheese, turkey bacon, and spring onion for late lunch again - still quite nice. A bit of balsamico works well - and I put some nutella and cinnamon in the last ones for dessert. 
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May 22, 2022 16:01
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Ruby Gloom posted:that scarf is amazing dude One of these days I'll take a photo of my scarf collection, it's loving insane lol Here's this year's Pride scarf: 
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May 22, 2022 16:01
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Computer viking posted:... are you making a mars bar cake filling or something? making these bad boys 
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May 22, 2022 16:05
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jimmyjams posted:fart *me in my Jan Brady "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" voice" Jimmyjammmmms!
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May 22, 2022 16:15
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Ruby Gloom posted:making these bad boys Ah, that looks a lot better than what I feared.
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May 22, 2022 16:16
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Also, just to let you all in a little bit, this is absolutely one ofy favorite songs and will make me bounce around like a teenager any time I hear it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJBsyasIjLo
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May 22, 2022 16:18
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Ruby Gloom posted:
OOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
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May 22, 2022 17:31
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bagmonkey posted:
I'm secure enough in my sexuality that I can say BOING aWOOOGA Hommina hommina hommina
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May 22, 2022 17:34
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*stands up* I am Jan Bradyyyy
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May 22, 2022 17:43
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bagmonkey posted:One of these days I'll take a photo of my scarf collection, it's loving insane lol Here's this year's Pride scarf: I like the design and sentiment very much but I'm afraid 'being proud about anything related to Detroit' is a bit of a hang up for me I'm sorry
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May 22, 2022 17:45
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Big Beef City posted:I like the design and sentiment very much but I'm afraid 'being proud about anything related to Detroit' is a bit of a hang up for me I'm sorry what about robocop
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May 22, 2022 18:07
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Ruby Gloom posted:what about robocop I'm the guy he shot in the dick and so I find that very problematic.
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May 22, 2022 18:17
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https://twitter.com/sidvicious_____/status/1528422435678212099?s=21&t=ASJKq0JDHUCySP-oXGjzug
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May 22, 2022 18:19
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Big Beef City posted:I like the design and sentiment very much but I'm afraid 'being proud about anything related to Detroit' is a bit of a hang up for me I'm sorry Detroit should always be proud of Darren McCarty beating the gently caress out of Claude Lemieux in ‘97.
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May 22, 2022 18:20
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The season is winding down, and we continue to have difficulty beating BYOB threads, as we have lost our second-to-last game against the Jokes That Are Good But You Can’t Be Bothered To Develop A Thread For thread. This puts us on the brink of playoff elimination, with several other threads with 10 an 11 wins all scuffling for the last couple of playoff spots. We go into the final game of the season against the Pig Balls thread, who currently lead the GBS division… Which we won in a high-scoring shootout! And because we have now spanked those Pig Balls twice this year, we are once again the GBS champions! We won’t have a bye week for the first round of the playoffs, but we have every reason to be optimistic, having outscored our opponents by over 100 points this season…  It was a great statistical year for the entire team, led by TIP who put up superhuman numbers, throwing for 60 touchdowns and over 4,000 yards while completing 76% of his passes…  DeadFatDuckFat had a solid rookie year anchoring our offense, with 16 total touchdowns and over 1,200 total yards. More impressively he averaged over 10 yards per touch, and only turned the ball over twice despite having 100+ touches…   Despite missing 4 games to injury, Revins once again posted pro-bowl caliber numbers, hauling in 14 touchdowns on over 1,000 yards receiving. And according to my unofficial record-keeping he was a perfect 20 for 20 on 3rd and 4th down conversions...  Waterbed Wendy was the breakout offensive star of the forums, posting numbers that were downright gaudy, including 32(!) touchdowns, over 2,000 receiving yards, and a ridiculous 27.0 yards per catch average that was helped by 13 touchdowns of over 50 yards…  BBC improved on last year’s stellar rookie performance in every way, dominating the line of scrimmage and logging nearly 100 tackles, despite being hindered by his aforementioned huge sack…  Ruby Gloom proved herself worthy of her high-priced free-agent price tag by contributing across the entire defensive spectrum, posting excellent numbers in tackles, interceptions, and sacks…  And LAP continued to bang field goal after field goal. His accuracy took a dip this year, possibly because our high-octane offense had him kicking 5-6 times per game, and the dynamic difficulty setting had him kicking in the driving wind nearly every game...  It was a great year for all of our posters, but this is no time to rest on our laurels, as the playoffs begin next week!
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May 22, 2022 18:22
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Prof. Crocodile posted:
i knew my reputation as The Sack Queen would be handy
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May 22, 2022 18:29
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New Kids in the Hall is loving AmAzInG
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May 22, 2022 18:42
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I'm playing a Pokemon Emerald ROM hack with my work buddy. I told him the translator was a SA goon and he had no idea. Little Newgrounds kids omg
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May 22, 2022 18:44
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bagmonkey posted:New Kids in the Hall is loving AmAzInG oh this is such good news im watching it tonight/tomorrow
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May 22, 2022 18:50
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bagmonkey posted:New Kids in the Hall is loving AmAzInG It’s alright
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May 22, 2022 18:53
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bagmonkey posted:New Kids in the Hall is loving AmAzInG The first I heard of this was when one of my siblings sent me a gif of an aging Paul Bellini at the top of some stairs and I FLIPPED THE gently caress OUT.
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May 22, 2022 18:54
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Treecko posted:I'm playing a Pokemon Emerald ROM hack with my work buddy. I told him the translator was a SA goon and he had no idea. As in had no idea what SA is? Yeah we get that a lot these days. Forums dyin' Squirtle
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May 22, 2022 18:55
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bagmonkey posted:New Kids in the Hall is loving AmAzInG i have never seen kids in the hall is this a thing i should watch yes/no/vin diesel
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May 22, 2022 18:58
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