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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Artelier posted:

"these two ladies put the rear end in assassin"

but the picture has no rear end come on guys one job
We didn't have the polygon budgets for both T and A until the PS2 era.

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david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
holy poo poo

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

EDIT: Bonus guess the game



System Sonic

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

david_a posted:

holy poo poo


Man, this thing is a deviantart generator



I like how 3 are kinda what I wanted and the rest is a collection of horrors

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
brb selling these as nfts

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS
We doing bad 90s videogame adverts?







That last one doesn't even make sense because the Germans are the good guys.

HolyKrap
Feb 10, 2008

adfgaofdg
Dalle 2 is supposedly releasing in the summer, there's a wait list to get on now but you gotta be a super cool internet person to get access. Can't believe how good some of the results look, like some sci-fi quality here. Duke nukem memes are gonna skyrocket

Nobody has been cool enough to try duke nukem as far as I can find but someone tried a renaissance twist for an fps game
https://twitter.com/Merzmensch/status/1518566676891066368/photo/1

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Couple more highly suggestive 90s gaming ads





dr_rat posted:

Apparently Dall-e mini thinks there was a ps1 game that involved duke surfing:

Would play.

Would definitely play

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Pov you're a serial killer distracted by Tetris

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Mordja posted:

There's a new Descent clone, no idea if it's any good. Looks a bit...garish.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1218580/Zerograve/

It's not any more garish than Sublevel Zero and I enjoyed that.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Gerald's Gameboy

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Gerald's Gameboy

lmao

HolyKrap
Feb 10, 2008

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I miss weird over the top commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K5HxST1hS8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JwsVJKY-qIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T91OL6bCUk

Those were simpler times, when you could showcase your game running at 8 fps

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

HolyKrap posted:

Those were simpler times, when you could showcase your game running at 8 fps
Yeah! Now they showcase their games running at high fps when they actually don't! :v:

HolyKrap
Feb 10, 2008

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Mordja posted:

Yeah! Now they showcase their games running at high fps when they actually don't! :v:

My favorite is hiring twitch streamers to only say good things about a game, it makes the glitchy moments extra awkward

https://clips.twitch.tv/FurryCleanPlumageDancingBanana--Udmt1AONTeIb4qm

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
I tried to think of something both ridiculous yet sensible on some level for DALL-E and...well...



The top middle one looks Liefeldian almost.

Angry_Ed fucked around with this message at 18:32 on May 25, 2022

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Gerald's Gameboy

:hmmyes:

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



it's almost morbidly funny how eager some of those ad campaigns were to let you know that they didn't consider women to be people

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Johnny Joestar posted:

it's almost morbidly funny how eager some of those ad campaigns were to let you know that they didn't consider women to be people

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Johnny Joestar posted:

it's almost morbidly funny how eager some of those ad campaigns were to let you know that they didn't consider women to be people

Agreed, they're genetically closer to a fungus, or some kind of deep-sea sponge.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
I saw Forsaken ads all over the place, but I had no clue what the game was about because all they showed was half of that lady's face and her tattoo.

Johnny Joestar posted:

it's almost morbidly funny how eager some of those ad campaigns were to let you know that they didn't consider women to be people

Even as a straight and horny teenaged boy, I thought those sexual ads were the lamest, most patronizing bullshit I had ever seen. I think that feeling was shared by most of my peers, even though there are now a small population of "gamers" who get angry that dental floss bikinis are no longer the default costume for female characters.

What made it especially funny was how limited the 3d graphics were at the time. They thought I'd get excited over a video game boob that's just 4 triangles stitched together. Or the ads were for games that didn't have anything remotely sexual in the game itself.

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause
Cannot quite put into words how much I utterly detest AI generated art.

On topic: I commissioned an animator to reanimate the Half-Life 2 arsenal because I'm a fucken picky weirdo when it comes to how my guns look and feel in shooters. Will share clips and whatnot over the next few weeks as he completes each gun. :clint:

ExcessBLarg!
Sep 1, 2001

ponzicar posted:

I saw Forsaken ads all over the place, but I had no clue what the game was about because all they showed was half of that lady's face and her tattoo.
It's a Descent clone.

But also the Forsaken lady is a weird one because it's not just an ad, she's on the front of the box.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Al Cu Ad Solte posted:

Cannot quite put into words how much I utterly detest AI generated art.
Lol I feel like I'm going crazy, everytime I see them I just think they look like poo poo.

Al Cu Ad Solte posted:

On topic: I commissioned an animator to reanimate the Half-Life 2 arsenal because I'm a fucken picky weirdo when it comes to how my guns look and feel in shooters. Will share clips and whatnot over the next few weeks as he completes each gun. :clint:
MMod not good enough?

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause

Mordja posted:

MMod not good enough?

It's definitely an improvement over vanilla but there's lots of little aspects about the animations that irk me. There's also "Project HL2" which is another set of reanimations, and they're really good, but they don't fit the game? They're so quick and snappy it turns Gordon into some tier one operator or some poo poo lol. If you want something done right you gotta, er, pay someone to do it.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/ModDB/status/1529673684545376258

anyone try this? e: not out :shobon:

Convex
Aug 19, 2010


a mancubus in a hot dog outfit

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Convex posted:



a mancubus in a hot dog outfit
I mean, God bless 'em for making content for a mode nobody plays or cares about, I guess.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Convex posted:



a mancubus in a hot dog outfit

"We're all trying to figure out who opened that portal!"

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Mordja posted:

I mean, God bless 'em for making content for a mode nobody plays or cares about, I guess.

eternal is hovering around 1500 players on steam, which i assume is mostly multiplayer players at this point

not huge but it's almost as many players as battlefield 2042 lol

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

repiv posted:

not huge but it's almost as many players as battlefield 2042 lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXUJ22fD4Cw

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

So anyway, I started finding your gun, Harry...

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
The First Person Shooter documentary that got crowdfunded a while back has been posting preview clips from its many interviews on various sites and Youtube channels to gather up attention for a secound of crowdfunding that's almost over. A lot of it is fairly fluffy "hey remember thing?" stuff, but there's also some developer insights and, you know, it's nice to hear from some of these people. Here are the ones that got my attention:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imXfemxXegQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z5MMPDKMxQ

Shadow Hog
Feb 23, 2014

Avatar by Jon Davies
Meanwhile, this is the one that caught my interest, although to be fair I'm not 100% certain it's part of that docu so much as promoting it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12mYShb_VD4

Very basic, like sub-Catacomb Trilogy basic, but the fact something like this is on the ZX Spectrum of all platforms is endlessly fascinating.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The Kins posted:

[Wolfenstein video]

100% behind the Nintendo censors on their no dog killing polices. :colbert:

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
The Force Engine has been getting a lot of bug fixes since that big release recently.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

The Kins posted:

The First Person Shooter documentary that got crowdfunded a while back has been posting preview clips from its many interviews on various sites and Youtube channels to gather up attention for a secound of crowdfunding that's almost over. A lot of it is fairly fluffy "hey remember thing?" stuff, but there's also some developer insights and, you know, it's nice to hear from some of these people. Here are the ones that got my attention:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imXfemxXegQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z5MMPDKMxQ
Content warning: May contain Randy Pitchford.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

anilEhilated posted:

Content warning: May contain Randy Pitchford.

Yeah noticed that. Hoping he's only included in the doco as a point of self mockery.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


So my wife just finished putting together her VR rig, and is ok with me borrowing it. While doing some research I found out that there is an up to date fork of gzDoom with VR support, so I am definitely going to have to try that out. Anyone else tried it?

I also found out that D2X-XL (the Descent source port) supports stereoscopic rendering, although it only lists Oculus Rift as the supported hardware platform; hopefully there's some way to kludge that into working with other VR hardware.

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SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

https://vimeo.com/301619215
This is from aaaaages ago and the port has improved a bit. It's good fun, make sure to turn off texture filtering and get voxel replacement packs as they're really good these days,

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