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busalover posted:So tomorrow is the last day, with the verdict... next week? Or also tomorrow? Tomorrow morning is closing + jury instructions. So about 2pm at the latest the jury will start deliberating. After that, it's anybody's guess how long they will take. They could take several days but they could also be done in 5 minutes. Given that this has been a very long trial, and that, if they don't reach a verdict tomorrow, they would have to come back on Tuesday after Memorial Day, my money is on a very quick decision. In favour of Johnny Depp.
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These remind me of those weird Simpsons mid-action cels
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# ? May 27, 2022 04:06 |
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Take me in and dry the rain. My reign now.
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# ? May 27, 2022 11:12 |
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Multiple Amber alerts going off in court in the middle of the closing arguments
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# ? May 27, 2022 17:01 |
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any bets on who is going to "win" this contest? for teh watercooler, ofc
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# ? May 27, 2022 17:06 |
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Granted, I haven't watched all of it but Amber's evidence seems to boil down to "trust me, bro." Like, her poo poo does not add up at all to me and my intimate relationships with people with BPD is ringing very familiar. They would either make poo poo up for attention or exaggerate things to such a degree that it was unbelievable. They could never handle criticism and would flip out any time there would be social friction against them. Hell, they'd like about situations I witnessed and when confronted, couldn't even say, "Oh I must have misremembered", they would dig in, make things worse and/or lash out at me for being against them. poo poo is wild and it makes people around them behave in a way they otherwise wouldn't. You want to help and be a supportive and loving but the sheer stress of it all is debilitating.
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# ? May 27, 2022 17:07 |
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amber doesn't come off well when she's being confronted with those barrages of texts to johnny after he would try to get space. "Please answer the phone. i'm dying!" And then has the gall to say that she was acting like that because she was concerned that he would start using. Yeeesh.. I've dealt with some real manipulative people who enter yr life like a hurricane and mess you up. But that display is on another level.
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# ? May 27, 2022 17:21 |
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Obviously they are both irredeemable garbage persons in private, like all Hollywood celebrities. I judge them both guilty as hell and award damages to the audience.
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# ? May 27, 2022 17:31 |
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Have there been any character witnesses or whatever against Depp? So far I've only heard people come out as neutral or supportive of him. Amazing that Kate Moss' testimony was like 2 minutes and all she said was "It was raining, I slipped down the stairs, I was not pushed. He ran back, carried me to the room and got me medical attention." UGH what a monster!
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# ? May 27, 2022 17:51 |
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lol Rottenborn took 1h10 of the 2h closing so now Elaine is flailing at 2x speed to get through the counterclaim
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r u ready to WALK posted:Obviously they are both irredeemable garbage persons in private, like all Hollywood celebrities. the audience is garbage too
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# ? May 27, 2022 18:08 |
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Perfect Potato posted:lol Rottenborn took 1h10 of the 2h closing so now Elaine is flailing at 2x speed to get through the counterclaim Team JD has 39 minutes left for rebuttal, team AH has 6 minutes. SIX!!! All that time wasted on Elaine incoherently rambling like a 6-year old child.
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# ? May 27, 2022 18:14 |
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the guy from ed wood (but not the actual ed wood)?!?
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# ? May 27, 2022 18:15 |
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uXs posted:Team JD has 39 minutes left for rebuttal, team AH has 6 minutes. SIX!!! All that time wasted on Elaine incoherently rambling like a 6-year old child. Rottenborn's there on a deserted island trying to build a shelter out of half chewed matchsticks and Elaine comes in with a chainsaw and flamethrower for 44 minutes Perfect Potato fucked around with this message at 18:47 on May 27, 2022 |
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everyone watching this trial right now is wasting their time wait for the movie, it will be much better
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# ? May 27, 2022 18:20 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:any bets on who is going to "win" this contest? for teh watercooler, ofc Oh, you're as trashy as the rest of us, you don't have to pretend My personal prediction is Depp wins the suit but not the $50 million, and Heard loses her countersuit
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# ? May 27, 2022 18:27 |
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When you think about it, if your name is Rottenborn, what else can you be but a lawyer?
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# ? May 27, 2022 18:42 |
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The "imperfect victim" narrative is tedious because who is claiming they want a perfect victim? Also, Depp fits the imperfect victim narrative perfectly. There are two victims and two abusers here in this group of two people. People are quick to forget how verbally, emotionally, and psychologically abusive Depp was. From those behaviors and Heard's first party accounts alone, people believed he beat the poo poo out of her for the better part of a decade. Myself included. I didn't suspect a single negative thing about Heard, even during the start when Depp was on the stand. It's only now that all of the evidence, first person testimonies, etc are out there that it's very clear Depp was falsely accused of horrific dv/sa acts he didn't commit. And even now, I don't think anyone reasonable is 100% convinced he never grabbed her or slapped her. He was blacked out so frequently that even he may not know. He wasn't violent toward people while high/drunk in the past, but he also wasn't around people who would relentlessly antagonize him. He wasn't at such a low point in his life, either. I'd personally consider someone who smashes household objects in emotional fits easily capable of being violent toward people. uXs posted:Team JD has 39 minutes left for rebuttal, team AH has 6 minutes. SIX!!! All that time wasted on Elaine incoherently rambling like a 6-year old child. The reality is there are very specific parameters to what would cause a Depp win, and they were both good at pointing it out. There were bad parts of their closing, notably they're throwing poo poo at the wall and hoping it sticks. Ideas they hadn't built up at all during the case that seem to go against the evidence and context they presented previously. Elaine seemed surprised and puzzled by some of what Rottenborn said that did not match the evidence, and then her own part in it didn't seem like it was for the victim of da/sv but instead to try to salvage what she could. I'm not sure why people are quick to attack Heard's legal team. If I could afford them, I'd get them to represent me in a case similar to this. They're a very good team, but they are working with a difficult client who replaced her previous legal team because they were trying to win instead of doing what she wanted. They did have some real suspect expert witness testimony. hot cocoa on the couch posted:any bets on who is going to "win" this contest? for teh watercooler, ofc There's a chance Depp wins on Heard republishing the article on twitter. It's legally significant despite the brief, questionable framing of it by Heard's team in closing. She didn't just link it, she added significant additional commentary which does legally qualify. This is part of why Heard's team avoided this so much, they have pretty much nothing to refute it other than trying to claim "she could have put more abuse accusations in the tweet so clearly she didn't add to it significantly!" which is not at all what the standard is. There's no chance Depp wins on the other claims. There's no chance Heard wins on any claims. Khorne fucked around with this message at 19:27 on May 27, 2022 |
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:the guy from ed wood (but not the actual ed wood)?!? No, Willy Wonka
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Khorne posted:Rottenborn & Elaine did a good job and if no one wins it's likely due to what they said today. I agree and/or disagree with a bunch of things you said, but this sticks out. Rottenborn did as much as he could, that's true, but I can't believe you're serious about Elaine. She rambled for about 45 minutes, sometimes straight up pulling facts out of her rear end. It was unprofessional and unethical. The only reason she wasn't blasted with more - sustained - objections from Chew was because it would look bad for the jury. She was horrible.
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lamb posted:No, Willy Wonka that’s not Willy Wonka; Gene Wilder’s been gone from us for several years now I think this is about the famous pirate guy
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uXs posted:I agree and/or disagree with a bunch of things you said, but this sticks out. Rottenborn did as much as he could, that's true, but I can't believe you're serious about Elaine.
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Mooey Cow posted:When you think about it, if your name is Rottenborn, what else can you be but a lawyer? [Depp narrates as the jury marches toward the deliberation room through a battle-scarred courtroom, in high spirits, humming the theme from Pirates of the Caribbean in unison] My thoughts drift back to mega-pint wet dreams about Benjamin Rottenborn and the Great Bed making GBS threads Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece. In short, I'm in a bed of poo poo, yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid of the verdict.
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# ? May 27, 2022 20:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjvQ-kIJFJs LOL
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# ? May 27, 2022 20:26 |
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Inzombiac posted:Granted, I haven't watched all of it but Amber's evidence seems to boil down to "trust me, bro." Lol I know this exact person
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# ? May 27, 2022 22:36 |
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Grade A sound effects I’m Johnnys Nokia 3390
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# ? May 27, 2022 22:49 |
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Bad Purchase posted:everyone watching this trial right now is wasting their time I dunno how you can make a movie better than the real life courtroom drama involving two movie stars. It's like when they tried to make a show out of the Tiger King. Who the gently caress would watch a show when you can see the real deal.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Oh, you're as trashy as the rest of us, you don't have to pretend i didnt even know who amber heard was until my coworkers started asking me if i'm "watching the case" like it's a tv show or something lmao
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# ? May 27, 2022 22:57 |
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thanks for the summary though to the other guy who wrote a lot of words
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Bad Purchase posted:everyone watching this trial right now is wasting their time AndyElusive posted:I dunno how you can make a movie better than the real life courtroom drama involving two movie stars. A movie starring Johnny Depp as: Johnny Depp and Jake Busey as: Amber Heard. EDIT: I guess Gary Busey's not dead, so maybe Gary Busey instead
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:A movie starring Johnny Depp as: Johnny Depp and Jake Busey as: Amber Heard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ1UWwE01VE
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# ? May 27, 2022 23:26 |
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Umm define “dead.”
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Umm define “dead.” A state of soul death that allows him to perform a convincing imitation of Amber Heard, as opposed to a physical death that would make it nominally harder for him.
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# ? May 27, 2022 23:42 |
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I asked my husband if he knew about this and he thought Depp was divorcing Helena Boham-Carter lmao
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# ? May 28, 2022 01:08 |
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I might have already made that statement in this very thread but its still funny
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Treecko posted:I might have already made that statement in this very thread but its still funny lol yup. high fives to the husband
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# ? May 28, 2022 03:03 |
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Just a heads up. I don't know anything about this trial besides the bed making GBS threads but I've seen BPD come up. Not sure what the intention of that abbreviation is for but it isn't bipolar disorder which is what I see most people use it for. It's Borderline Personality Disorder. Which, coincidentally, my doctor just yesterday said I may have instead of bipolar! Wonderful!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Just a heads up. I don't know anything about this trial besides the bed making GBS threads but I've seen BPD come up. Not sure what the intention of that abbreviation is for but it isn't bipolar disorder which is what I see most people use it for. It's Borderline Personality Disorder. Which, coincidentally, my doctor just yesterday said I may have instead of bipolar! Wonderful! so you're saying that you're the one who poo poo the bed???
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Perfect Potato posted:Gist of the past 2-3 days of trial Can’t believe I’ve wasted my time watching this trial but this seems like a fair summary. I went into this firmly convinced Depp was terrible and the sole abuser and Team Amber but gently caress… nobody comes out clean in this. Still see a lot of people totally rallying around Amber and I wonder if they’ve seen the same footage I have. Astrochicken posted:amber doesn't come off well when she's being confronted with those barrages of texts to johnny after he would try to get space. "Please answer the phone. i'm dying!" And then has the gall to say that she was acting like that because she was concerned that he would start using. Yeeesh.. Sorry my last ex and birth mom might have messed me up.
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DogsInSpace! posted:Can’t believe I’ve wasted my time watching this trial but this seems like a fair summary. I went into this firmly convinced Depp was terrible and the sole abuser and Team Amber but gently caress… nobody comes out clean in this. Still see a lot of people totally rallying around Amber and I wonder if they’ve seen the same footage I have. Your last ex was your birth mom?
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