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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I love that dork.

He’s not a sex pest, he believes in vaccines, he volunteers a huge amount, and he’s a huge winning robot dork.

I love him and miss him and wish him the best in Denver :)

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

How many starting QBs are problematic at this point?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ornery and Hornery posted:

How many starting QBs are problematic at this point?

Winston and Watson are rapists. Rodgers is a dark enlightenment free thinker.

I think that’s pretty much it, though Brady shilling crypto might quality depending on how you feel about con artists.

gloom
Feb 1, 2003
distracted from distraction by distraction

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Winston and Watson are rapists. Rodgers is a dark enlightenment free thinker.

I think that’s pretty much it, though Brady shilling crypto might quality depending on how you feel about con artists.
Kirk Cousins is Kirk Cousins, and also a vocal anti-vaxxer. Maybe not a significantly worse person than usual among QBs, just more visible and obnoxious. But as long as he keeps swindling ownership with absurd guaranteed contracts, I have to admire him.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Winston and Watson are rapists. Rodgers is a dark enlightenment free thinker.

I think that’s pretty much it, though Brady shilling crypto might quality depending on how you feel about con artists.

Sadly, possible Seahawks starter Geno Smith is a potential DUI toting, "LOL u gotta small dik" slinging guy. I would happily welcome a hilariously cheesy dork who can throw a stupid awesome long bomb when needed while not getting in trouble.

Lifespan fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jun 4, 2022

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Most of the remaining QB's suck at being QB's which is a worse crime then anything short of what Watson's done.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
Whole lotta racist, anti vaxx, chud QBs. But like 50% of the league falls into some of those categories.

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
Little late to green screen chat and I don’t honestly know if a green screen was involved but the entire LdT “not a very good call” video is the zenith of that discussion.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Highbrow Slick posted:

Little late to green screen chat and I don’t honestly know if a green screen was involved but the entire LdT “not a very good call” video is the zenith of that discussion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GExIu9-QXbI

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

could have had that performed at the super bowl with 300 people doing the dance, all sorts of stuff. if I was the commissioner of the league

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

and if i only could, make a deal with rog', and get him to swap our places. be walkin' up that field. be walkin' up those stairs

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Illegal Hen

Jim Rome still uses a clip from that video ("Not a very good call!") when he runs a caller.

LdT is amazing.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






I thought the box in front of him was there for him to step on.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


yinzer mitch

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Rodgers is just dumb and not a guy you would want to hang out with. Which you wouldn’t anyway so that’s a moot point

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

CharlestheHammer posted:

Rodgers is just dumb and not a guy you would want to hang out with. Which you wouldn’t anyway so that’s a moot point

Bringing it back to announcer chat when Aaron Rodgers retires he will join Cris Collinsworth as the third man in the booth and we will have a black hole of often wrong smugness trying to be saved by a very old alcoholic.

Eh who am I kidding he's going to instantly be the main guy at Fox or CBS or whatever.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Lifespan posted:

Sadly, possible Seahawks starter Geno Smith is a potential DUI toting, "LOL u gotta small dik" slinging guy. I would happily welcome a hilariously cheesy dork who can throw a stupid awesome long bomb when needed while not getting in trouble.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Ornery and Hornery posted:

How many starting QBs are problematic at this point?

Herbert seems decent
So does Mahomes, although overbranded and with lovely family
Rodgers is a known shithead
Burrow is a heavyweight milkshake duck-to-be
Sigh, Brady
Josh Allen was a racist teenager, the inevitable ? is how much of that remains but hidden
Kyler Murray is a twit but in a good old fashioned egotistical football star non-rapist sense
The only objectionable thing about Dak Prescott is the uniform he wears
Russell Wilson corny nanobubbles
Lamar Jackson likes rapist WRs
Matthew Stafford MAGA chud wife, prob pretty chudly himself
Ryan Tannehill see above but 300%
Matt Ryan is white
Derek Carr chud
Jimmy G fucks porn stars, which only idiots find problematic, was a Patriot
Kirk Cousins antivaxx megashithead
Jared Goff fraud loving QB recipient of greatest blown call in playoff history
Wentz christ chud extreme
Justin Fields look at what they did to my baby boy
Tua mega cucked by employer
Lawrence known associate of both Urban and Dabo
Mac Jones- I mean going Saban->Belichick has to rate somehow right
Drew Lock lol who loving cares even if he is
Winston crab rapist
Jones too boring to be problematic
Trubisky titties
Davis Mills a milkshake duck, except nobody loved him first
Mariota, because how on earth does a Hawaiian Heisman winner be so boring
Darnold who ya gonna call
Zach Wilson chud milf

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

GD_American posted:

as to rate somehow right
Drew Lock lol who loving cares even if he is

Drew Lock is a cute baby who likes rapping or singing to songs playing in the stadium. I mean he's bad at football but everything else seems fine as far as I know.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

GD_American posted:

Derek Carr chud

Wait what? He's jesusy yeah but seems to be the excruciatingly rare walk the walk type.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

GD_American posted:

Matt Ryan is white

Matt Ryan’s greatest crime is not telling Kyle Shanahan to gently caress off and calling audibles. Also being a person of interest in the case of that missing jogger at the reservoir.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

GD_American posted:

Trubisky titties

Hell, same.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




:hmmyes:

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

GD_American posted:

Herbert seems decent
So does Mahomes, although overbranded and with lovely family
Rodgers is a known shithead
Burrow is a heavyweight milkshake duck-to-be
Sigh, Brady
Josh Allen was a racist teenager, the inevitable ? is how much of that remains but hidden
Kyler Murray is a twit but in a good old fashioned egotistical football star non-rapist sense
The only objectionable thing about Dak Prescott is the uniform he wears
Russell Wilson corny nanobubbles
Lamar Jackson likes rapist WRs
Matthew Stafford MAGA chud wife, prob pretty chudly himself
Ryan Tannehill see above but 300%
Matt Ryan is white
Derek Carr chud
Jimmy G fucks porn stars, which only idiots find problematic, was a Patriot
Kirk Cousins antivaxx megashithead
Jared Goff fraud loving QB recipient of greatest blown call in playoff history
Wentz christ chud extreme
Justin Fields look at what they did to my baby boy
Tua mega cucked by employer
Lawrence known associate of both Urban and Dabo
Mac Jones- I mean going Saban->Belichick has to rate somehow right
Drew Lock lol who loving cares even if he is
Winston crab rapist
Jones too boring to be problematic
Trubisky titties
Davis Mills a milkshake duck, except nobody loved him first
Mariota, because how on earth does a Hawaiian Heisman winner be so boring
Darnold who ya gonna call
Zach Wilson chud milf

so woke bro

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

You forgot Trey Lance, which is OK because so have the Niners

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Justin Herbert

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

WalletBeef posted:

so woke bro

The prompt literally included the word “problematic”

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Sorry you got owned, no coming back. Your a ghost now

Racing Stripe
Oct 22, 2003

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I love that dork.

He’s not a sex pest, he believes in vaccines, he volunteers a huge amount, and he’s a huge winning robot dork.

I love him and miss him and wish him the best in Denver :)

I work with a woman who went to NC State and had a class or two with him. She loving loves him. I heard her say on a number of occasions that he was a “phenomenal” person who did such a good job of looking out for the other, more reckless guys on the football team. Also she thought his girlfriend at the time was no good for him. I said he was a nerd and she didn’t appreciate it. I’m sure her impression of him is totally correct but I stand by what I said.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Listening to the athletic mailbag pod from Tuesday and the first half has some fascinating stuff from Mitchell Schwartz. First about what it's like being on a team whose coach is fired midseason. Second about a bunch of stuff a out how maybe the reason why guys from the Ryan tree never had a good offense is due to never practicing against base d. Always doing their goofy blitz nonsense

gloom
Feb 1, 2003
distracted from distraction by distraction

fartknocker posted:

Matt Ryan’s greatest crime is not telling Kyle Shanahan to gently caress off and calling audibles. Also being a person of interest in the case of that missing jogger at the reservoir.
LMAO this expansion of the Matt Ryan canon

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/JoRo_NFL/status/1533119671670648832?t=IN8DKpGE1VwI0SkiDJ2Pew&s=19

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Broncos put a clause in there about paying a lot less if he can't convincingly say "Broncos Country, let's ride"

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Codependent Poster posted:

Broncos put a clause in there about paying a lot less if he can't convincingly say "Broncos Country, let's ride"

Broncos Country, let's, ride?"!"

I believe that's the actual contract as written, he's actually doing fine

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mahomes has a half brother who is annoying on tiktok


I don't have tiktok but this is very important to people on twitter apparently

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I love that dork.

He’s not a sex pest, he believes in vaccines, he volunteers a huge amount, and he’s a huge winning robot dork.

I love him and miss him and wish him the best in Denver :)

let's not get crazy

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

yinzer mitch

Mitsubishi Mitch

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

dember brongos, lom bangeluc garkers. more later

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Wait what? He's jesusy yeah but seems to be the excruciatingly rare walk the walk type.

Derek definitely walks the walk as you say, and while I wouldn’t be super duper surprised if privately he’s chud lite, if he is he keeps it very under wraps. Plus his ultimate bff is davante who seems to suffer no fools when speaking on social justice so

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

That Is The Walk

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Highbrow Slick posted:

Derek definitely walks the walk as you say, and while I wouldn’t be super duper surprised if privately he’s chud lite, if he is he keeps it very under wraps. Plus his ultimate bff is davante who seems to suffer no fools when speaking on social justice so

Listen, some of my best friends love social justice

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