- Hardawn
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College Slice
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I'd be game if he says Qdoba or Salsaritas, but uh no thank you.
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- Hardawn
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Did you not save a dollar on a 10 dollar burrito once?
That's what I thought.
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my burrito place uses the ancient old fashion punch card, how can butts help me get an 11th free burrito?
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- precision
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by VideoGames
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So crypto is just gift cards but stupider? Is that what libertarians have been raving about??
don't be ridiculous
buttcoin is far less functional than a gift card
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- nullEntityRNG
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"Corporations aren't your friend, adopt this crypto to stick it to them" I scream as I continue to put money in another corporation that surely is my friend this time. I scream this so loudly the cum I got for sucking a dude off in the alley for 1/10th for my chipotle burrito splatters onto the ground. I weep, for that was supposed to sustain me when FLEXA goes to the moon.
"They'll be sorry" I utter in anguish, "FLEXA is better than any existing system despite it doing the exact same process with 10 extra steps.
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- fullroundaction
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Drink beer every day
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As a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib
Fell down, and I bumped my head
Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head
I said Yeah
So then they said oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on em
I said yeah, Flexa, Flexa is the greatest
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- tango alpha delta
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Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
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tsnoballs007 is lurking and smiling to himself "these guys really like me."
tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Jun 7, 2022
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- Rotten Red Rod
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Finally! A way to buy a burrito and/or a donut! What problems will crypto solve next?
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- PhazonLink
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don't be ridiculous
buttcoin is far less functional than a gift card
this is true, but giftcards should also be banned imo.
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- Deki
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It's Hammer Time!
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Sounds like Archeage but somehow even worse.
Knowing how antisocial a lot of sandbox MMO gamers are, good loving luck herding cats when real money is on the line.
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- Golden Bee
- Dec 24, 2009
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I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
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The responses to that post are as long as this thread with the exact same tenor
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- Arrrthritis
- May 31, 2007
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I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from
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I really love playing Clash of Guilds, which is why I spend all my time playing Rune Chains, because the only way to progress in Clash of Guilds is to play a game that I don't enjoy playing.
It's like modern day WoW where you need to do activities that you hate to progress in the activies you enjoy.
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- ChronoBasher
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If I forget/lose/destroy my Flexa or Spedn wallet seed phrase/password/key, will they send me a new one so I can still buy burritos?
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- VoodooXT
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I want Tong Po! Give me Tong Po!
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"Don't look a grift horse in the mouth."
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- Tunicate
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I will point out that you can spend subway gift cards on a suprisingly large number of things, including in app purchases in, and subscriptions to, famed MMO Wuxia Online
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- Tunicate
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And like all cryptocoins, subway is highly recommended by pedophiles
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- HolHorsejob
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Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird
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Horse Armor but somehow even funnier/worse
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- Collateral
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I really want to mint? Ico? A TriangularCoin, in memory of tobleronetriangular. A litteral, high effort, high class, trollcoin.
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- SettingSun
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Sure, I'd love to simultaneously play 4 lovely interconnected games at once so I can be even remotely competitive in the one I care about.
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- priznat
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Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
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Sure, I'd love to simultaneously play 4 lovely interconnected games at once so I can be even remotely competitive in the one I care about.
It’s all purely theoretical because this poo poo will never ever happen. Outside of dumb tchotchkes like the ubisoft crap no decent game studio is going to touch this stuff. Especially not if it is expected to have assets that work with other game companies’ games.
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Jun 7, 2022 07:34
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- Ad by Khad
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Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.
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been a while since the poop touched us
also satoshi could absolutely rugpull BTC if he were still alive and he isnt the only one who could
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- ELTON JOHN
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Can't post for 10 hours!
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You really don't understand much at all about the ecosystem. Let me share my knowledge, as I do enjoy using Flexa for poo poo (stablecoins 90% of the time because tax reasons). Also, congrats on giving me the motivation to come back to the forums just for this.
1) CRYPTO PAYMENTS ARE INSTANT THROUGH FLEXA! No confirmation times. That's because it uses $AMP as it's collateral token. (whitepaper and audits here: https://docs.amptoken.org/ )
So, when you go to a merchant that accepts Flexa (Chipotle in this case), you select the crypto you want to use and what merchant. Flexa generates a temporary "Flexcode" (i.e. "gift card"), have merchant scan the code, and done.
Yes, it's still new and real businesses take time to adapt, so at Chipotle I have to say "I want to pay with a gift card" for the cashier to select the gift card option. While places like Dunkin Donuts just go straight through. And there's always the possibility that the store location has outdated PoS hardware or you just don't have cell reception in the store. (Use free wifi at locations if you feel like opening yourself up to that security risk in general.)
Here are videos of me spending at both Chipotle https://twitter.com/LeviTheGiant/status/1533535289146327047 and at Dunkin Donuts https://twitter.com/LeviTheGiant/status/1528087264114401282
2) Flexa isn't taking on all the risk, that's what the staking pools exist. Remember when I stated that "CRYPTO PAYMENTS ARE INSTANT THROUGH FLEXA" part?
So, if you bothered to read the AMP token whitepaper (I don't blame you for not reading it, it's not that entertaining and a thicc boi), you'd know that the entire network operates by a smart contract. When a flexcode is scanned, the PoS hardware/software (no new hardware required) ingests the information on the Flexcode, smart contract checks to see if that wallet has that amount of funds for that merchant. When it is a "Yes, there are funds", then the network allocates the fiat equivalent of the purchase ($ Burrito) in staked $AMP and the merchant fee (less than 1% of $ Burrito, $AMP in merchant fee purchased from open market) and "locks it up" while waiting for the transaction to settle on the blockchain.
IF there is a problem with settling the transaction on the blockchain, then the smart contract liquidates the "locked up" staked $AMP. And funds are then used to make the merchant whole. Aka, MERCHANTS NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FAILED PAYMENT TRANSACTIONS WITH CRYPTO! Here's a video explaining it if the reader still can't comprehend it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwV_SKLR-Uk
3) Team came from MIT and worked in the payments industry before finally figuring out the problem of crypto and payments in general. Yes, I verified and yes I did pull at least one team member's public record.
Notice how I said that "less than 1% merchant fee" bit earlier? Guess what... That all goes to the stakers. Stakers "earn all the fees" and AMP "is the glue that holds the Flexa Network together", those are the words of Tyler Spalding the "face" of Flexa. MIT grad (2011), worked for NASA/LM, and has been in Bitcoin since 2011, 6 months before his graduation from MIT. Oh, and they undercut VISA / MasterCard / Discover by a factor of 2-6x on fees, with a network that doesn't suffer from attacks (phishing, skimming) like current payment rails. And guess what? They are partnered and invested heavily in zkSync for zero knowledge rollups.
They've got a dozen pools up ("transformers") and even run quite a few Lightning Nodes in El Salvador (Flexa is how the largest financial institution in El Salvador accepts bitcoin payments). Here's where to stake and to see stats https://app.flexa.network/
4) Currently, only 2 wallets compatible but others have been announced by the actual projects involved (i.e. Solana Pay). The wallets are Spedn and Gemini...yes, that Gemini with the Winklevii.
So, if you are a Gemini user, what you do is open up the app and look at the top right hand corner right. It's the thing that looks like it's either a switch or a sideways credit card. That takes you to Flexa on Gemini. Select a wallet of which supported crypto you want to use from the drop down, then select a merchant. Same rules apply as before.
For Spedn, it's less obvious and I don't recommend it to new users. As it blatantly has a warning "not to deposit more than you are willing to spend" and telling people that they can't transfer funds out of it. Newer wallets won't have to worry about this, and honestly it's a non-issue for us who keep around $150 and less on Spedn at any given time.
5) You haven't heard of them before because crypto technology is just NOW getting ready for mass adoption (i.e. scaling, privacy, etc).
You see, the team is actually smart and not eating paste with crappy airdrops. They understand that the real world requires actual licensing and legitimacy. So they pooled in all their resources/connections and have partnerships with the major players in payments. NCR, Incomm Payments, GKSoftware, BlackHawk Network, etc. Turns out, it's actually smart to make your stuff work with other people's hardware/training/budget limitations.
It's getting more interesting this year. From filming a commercial to all expenses paid trips to Consensus 2022. Consensus 2022 is where Flexa will have a "Store of Value", one of many places at the conference where attendees can spend the new DESK loyalty token from CoinDesk (developed and made possible by Flexa).
Now, think about it, over 60% of the supply is staked to Flexa Capacity, they have yet to even lose $1 while operating, and the smart contract literally purchases tokens via the merchant fee. Oh, and they undercut Visa/MC along with offering far better security than any plastic card could offer.
yeah whatever i’m gonna keep using my debit card
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- Ad by Khad
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Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
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I choose to believe Satoshi is still alive and forgot his password. Much more satisfying
very possible. some say satoshi was Hal Finney but he denied it and his life did not end well
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- Mimesweeper
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literally mad about a post and came here to get revenge lol
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- Mimesweeper
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turnabout is fairplay my lads, i do so enjoy a romp with the ol' goons! check out my podcast, ta~
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- LifeSunDeath
- Jan 4, 2007
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still gay rights and smoke weed every day
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4 figs
No newtons
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- LifeSunDeath
- Jan 4, 2007
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still gay rights and smoke weed every day
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Sure, I'd love to simultaneously play 4 lovely interconnected games at once so I can be even remotely competitive in the one I care about.
oh man, have you seen the new diablo mobile game's microtransaction scheme? they set it up like 10 layers of .001 percent chance increases through direct cash infusions. someone did the math and to play at a level that would guarantee you epic drops you'd spend 100k real money for the pleasure.
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- LifeSunDeath
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still gay rights and smoke weed every day
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You really don't understand much at all about the ecosystem. Let me share my knowledge, as I do enjoy using Flexa for poo poo (stablecoins 90% of the time because tax reasons). Also, congrats on giving me the motivation to come back to the forums just for this.
1) CRYPTO PAYMENTS ARE INSTANT THROUGH FLEXA! No confirmation times. That's because it uses $AMP as it's collateral token. (whitepaper and audits here: https://docs.amptoken.org/ )
So, when you go to a merchant that accepts Flexa (Chipotle in this case), you select the crypto you want to use and what merchant. Flexa generates a temporary "Flexcode" (i.e. "gift card"), have merchant scan the code, and done.
Yes, it's still new and real businesses take time to adapt, so at Chipotle I have to say "I want to pay with a gift card" for the cashier to select the gift card option. While places like Dunkin Donuts just go straight through. And there's always the possibility that the store location has outdated PoS hardware or you just don't have cell reception in the store. (Use free wifi at locations if you feel like opening yourself up to that security risk in general.)
Here are videos of me spending at both Chipotle https://twitter.com/LeviTheGiant/status/1533535289146327047 and at Dunkin Donuts https://twitter.com/LeviTheGiant/status/1528087264114401282
2) Flexa isn't taking on all the risk, that's what the staking pools exist. Remember when I stated that "CRYPTO PAYMENTS ARE INSTANT THROUGH FLEXA" part?
So, if you bothered to read the AMP token whitepaper (I don't blame you for not reading it, it's not that entertaining and a thicc boi), you'd know that the entire network operates by a smart contract. When a flexcode is scanned, the PoS hardware/software (no new hardware required) ingests the information on the Flexcode, smart contract checks to see if that wallet has that amount of funds for that merchant. When it is a "Yes, there are funds", then the network allocates the fiat equivalent of the purchase ($ Burrito) in staked $AMP and the merchant fee (less than 1% of $ Burrito, $AMP in merchant fee purchased from open market) and "locks it up" while waiting for the transaction to settle on the blockchain.
IF there is a problem with settling the transaction on the blockchain, then the smart contract liquidates the "locked up" staked $AMP. And funds are then used to make the merchant whole. Aka, MERCHANTS NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FAILED PAYMENT TRANSACTIONS WITH CRYPTO! Here's a video explaining it if the reader still can't comprehend it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwV_SKLR-Uk
3) Team came from MIT and worked in the payments industry before finally figuring out the problem of crypto and payments in general. Yes, I verified and yes I did pull at least one team member's public record.
Notice how I said that "less than 1% merchant fee" bit earlier? Guess what... That all goes to the stakers. Stakers "earn all the fees" and AMP "is the glue that holds the Flexa Network together", those are the words of Tyler Spalding the "face" of Flexa. MIT grad (2011), worked for NASA/LM, and has been in Bitcoin since 2011, 6 months before his graduation from MIT. Oh, and they undercut VISA / MasterCard / Discover by a factor of 2-6x on fees, with a network that doesn't suffer from attacks (phishing, skimming) like current payment rails. And guess what? They are partnered and invested heavily in zkSync for zero knowledge rollups.
They've got a dozen pools up ("transformers") and even run quite a few Lightning Nodes in El Salvador (Flexa is how the largest financial institution in El Salvador accepts bitcoin payments). Here's where to stake and to see stats https://app.flexa.network/
4) Currently, only 2 wallets compatible but others have been announced by the actual projects involved (i.e. Solana Pay). The wallets are Spedn and Gemini...yes, that Gemini with the Winklevii.
So, if you are a Gemini user, what you do is open up the app and look at the top right hand corner right. It's the thing that looks like it's either a switch or a sideways credit card. That takes you to Flexa on Gemini. Select a wallet of which supported crypto you want to use from the drop down, then select a merchant. Same rules apply as before.
For Spedn, it's less obvious and I don't recommend it to new users. As it blatantly has a warning "not to deposit more than you are willing to spend" and telling people that they can't transfer funds out of it. Newer wallets won't have to worry about this, and honestly it's a non-issue for us who keep around $150 and less on Spedn at any given time.
5) You haven't heard of them before because crypto technology is just NOW getting ready for mass adoption (i.e. scaling, privacy, etc).
You see, the team is actually smart and not eating paste with crappy airdrops. They understand that the real world requires actual licensing and legitimacy. So they pooled in all their resources/connections and have partnerships with the major players in payments. NCR, Incomm Payments, GKSoftware, BlackHawk Network, etc. Turns out, it's actually smart to make your stuff work with other people's hardware/training/budget limitations.
It's getting more interesting this year. From filming a commercial to all expenses paid trips to Consensus 2022. Consensus 2022 is where Flexa will have a "Store of Value", one of many places at the conference where attendees can spend the new DESK loyalty token from CoinDesk (developed and made possible by Flexa).
Now, think about it, over 60% of the supply is staked to Flexa Capacity, they have yet to even lose $1 while operating, and the smart contract literally purchases tokens via the merchant fee. Oh, and they undercut Visa/MC along with offering far better security than any plastic card could offer.
holy poo poo LOL
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- LifeSunDeath
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still gay rights and smoke weed every day
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Reading is hard, I know, did you see that "earn all the fees bit"?
Yeah, I stake so I get rewarded on the backend.
Oh, and credit cards? Yeah, Flexa has better incentives. GameStop offered 25% off of purchases on Christmas Eve. Chipotle is currently promoting 10% off with Flexa purchase.
how is there a real crypto idiot in this thread. LMAO!
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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drat man. It just makes me remember: dunks are fun and make me feel good about how poo poo everything is. But make no mistake, it's worse than we can imagine and in the final analysis an absolute tragedy for humankind that this structure was created and that the worst types of people on earth gravitated to it and were able to gain power through it. More than the technical absurdities and the circus of scams and crashes, that is the real condemnation of the world of crypto. If it's real I guess that chatlog release will make that clearer than it already is.
edit: reading this back, you could also substitute "capitalism" for "crypto" lol but let's stay on topic
Deep Glove Bruno fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Jun 7, 2022
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