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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
You could fit so many spiders in that thing.

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sarcastx
Feb 26, 2005



just had a facebook ad for a store that sells this quality merchandise

would buy & proudly wear but I live in Milwaukee now so if I was lucky I'd just get shot for it

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Is no one going to save that person that it is clearly eating? No?

okay.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

dr_rat posted:

Is no one going to save that person that it is clearly eating? No?

okay.

Yeah nah this time of day old Tommo Bombaroo is up at the cricketers arms playing the pokies. If they're still there after closing I guess he'll sort 'em out.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Is noone concerned that gum ate a girl? Are yous doing blood sacrifices to the old gods now?

E:fb damnit

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yeah nah this time of day old Tommo Bombaroo is up at the cricketers arms playing the pokies. If they're still there after closing I guess he'll sort 'em out.

Don’t worry, old Tommo knows the perfect song for this guy

*rip rip wood chip turn it into paper*

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Megillah Gorilla posted:

You could fit so many spiders in that thing.

or, like, one really big spider.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Wistful of Dollars posted:

or, like, one really big spider.

For the last time, spiders don't get THAT big in Australia. What you saw was a bunch of other spiders dressed up in a spider outfit. The novel Funnel Web about giant radioactive funnel web spiders isn't actually true (yet) so you can push that worry off until the future.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Outrail posted:

Are yous doing blood sacrifices to the old gods now?

Why do you think the sap is red?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Inceltown posted:

For the last time, spiders don't get THAT big in Australia. What you saw was a bunch of other spiders dressed up in a spider outfit. The novel Funnel Web about giant radioactive funnel web spiders isn't actually true (yet) so you can push that worry off until the future.

Ignore this poster, it's all true

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Outrail posted:

Ignore this poster, it's all true

How do I know Inceltown isn’t a giant spider on the internet, trying to get us to believe they don’t exist?

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

if he is then he's ripping that running sandal company off something crazy.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

webmeister posted:

Don’t worry, old Tommo knows the perfect song for this guy

*rip rip wood chip turn it into paper*

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
So much bullshit, the spiders are fuckin huge mate.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

spaceblancmange posted:

if he is then he's ripping that running sandal company off something crazy.

Not a lot of companies make running footwear for giant spiders. Sometimes you need to game the system.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Kharnifex posted:

So much bullshit, the spiders are fuckin huge mate.



Are those small spiders or just really big people?

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Outrail posted:

Are those small spiders or just really big people?

Yes

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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:spiderguy:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lift your game slackers

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Inceltown posted:

Lift your game slackers



Bloody ABC, so high on coke they can't even get the grammar right. "reported that Australians consume stated that" :wtf:

Side note: that's about 4 tonnes per person per year. My old flatmate went through a fair bit of the stuff, so he'd be okay with that figure, but the rest of us....

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

webmeister posted:

Bloody ABC, so high on coke they can't even get the grammar right. "reported that Australians consume stated that" :wtf:

Side note: that's about 4 tonnes per person per year. My old flatmate went through a fair bit of the stuff, so he'd be okay with that figure, but the rest of us....

It's not 4 tonnes per person per year. It's about 233kg per person per year or 4.5kg a week. Which is a big ask but one we should be able to rise to if we work together as a nation.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The cokes poo poo here why bother

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Kharnifex posted:

The cokes poo poo here why bother

you have to do nearly a kilo a night to even feel anything at all

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

alf_pogs posted:

you have to do nearly a kilo a night to even feel anything at all

Wizz Fizz

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags
Just fire up the old glass barbie.. The cost benefit ratio is way better.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Kharnifex posted:

So much bullshit, the spiders are fuckin huge mate.



If you want to see what it's like living in the outback with spiders, please watch the American documentary film Eight Legged Freaks. :eng101:

(It's also just a good fun film)

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Alright which one of you grubby cunts slipped it to a monkey????

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Buy my Bananas. 20 bucks each. buy them before the shortage, the only known cure for Monkey Pox!!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Kingo Ligma posted:

Alright which one of you grubby cunts slipped it to a monkey????

Lol, my bad

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
Finally, Baked Beans with more salt!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

:frogsiren:

https://twitter.com/emma__jayne14/status/1529308692126273536

:frogsiren:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/LiveTrafficNSW/status/1535400351784140800

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
Flee over this morning, looked like a lotta snow all over.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

I thought he died. Seems pretty alive and healthy in this photo.

Australian education systems let me down again!!!!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

What fucken weird movie

https://youtu.be/nNgJpIynLJ0

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Seriously

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