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Similarly, a few years back a German sweets company had a promotion where you could win money if you ended up finding a cookie with a blue waffle in a package: It's too weird of a coincidence, I'm almost certain some weirdo somewhere was having a laugh when they suggested this particular combination.
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Read After Burning posted:I'm here to spoil the fun! It's an infamous shock image, a picture of a woman's cooch and she has...some kind of condition, possibly an STD, that is giving her genitals a heavy blue tinge. Bless you, friend.
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Perestroika posted:Similarly, a few years back a German sweets company had a promotion where you could win money if you ended up finding a cookie with a blue waffle in a package: Super gross indeed
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Perestroika posted:Similarly, a few years back a German sweets company had a promotion where you could win money if you ended up finding a cookie with a blue waffle in a package: NICHT essen!!!
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Perestroika posted:Similarly, a few years back a German sweets company had a promotion where you could win money if you ended up finding a cookie with a blue waffle in a package: (NICHT essen!) e: goddamnit
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That just means the waffles arent eligible for Spiel des Jahres.
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Will there be a BEARcoin bear paw? Or an OTTERcoin otter pop? Seems like the sort of thing that would compliment the TWINKcoin Twinkies.
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Will there be a BEARcoin bear paw? Isn't it already a bear market? If not, its a bull market, so while it's not my thing, I won't yuck people's yums if they're into that
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once i heard somebody say "an otter is like a bear, but smaller" and i thought well, that's... kind of true, but not how i would describe the animal
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Whereas a bear generates his power through sheer mass alone, the otter generates his power through extraordinary quickness, cunning, and skill.
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also otters have a cool rock and a pocket strictly for keeping the cool rock in
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I wonder how many people actually did accidentally eat Super Dickmann's blue waffle
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Phlegmish posted:I wonder how many people actually did accidentally eat Super Dickmann's blue waffle This sounds like code speak for something but I'm not sure what.
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More of a "PYF Bad Magazine Photo", but why the gently caress does Brad Pitt look embalmed? https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1539583366277648386
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Interview with a vampire sequel baby
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Read After Burning posted:More of a "PYF Bad Magazine Photo", but why the gently caress does Brad Pitt look embalmed? Lets make Brad Pitt look like he had extensive plastic surgery.
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GQ does some weird rear end photo shoots. The Robert Pattinson from earlier this year was just confusing, even for an actor.
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Mierenneuker posted:GQ does some weird rear end photo shoots. The Robert Pattinson from earlier this year was just confusing, even for an actor. boy you weren't kidding   https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-march-cover-profile if you just look at the pictures you can pretend the article is an origin story for jared leto's joker
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Read After Burning posted:More of a "PYF Bad Magazine Photo", but why the gently caress does Brad Pitt look embalmed? He looks like he's playing the Normal Guy in one of those late 60s drug films where some middle-aged Normal Guy somehow takes The Drugs by accident and ends up having a tie-dyed trip with a bunch of Made-for-TV Hippies (who include at least one recent Playboy Playmate of the Month) until his family or his boss or his war buddy cop friend or his pastor save him from himself.
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Mierenneuker posted:GQ does some weird rear end photo shoots. The Robert Pattinson from earlier this year was just confusing, even for an actor. That's just Robert Pattinson.
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Read After Burning posted:More of a "PYF Bad Magazine Photo", but why the gently caress does Brad Pitt look embalmed? Ophelia is that you
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Captain Hygiene posted:First the futa bike, now twinkcoins.....what's next, [fill in your own loaded internet slang term here, as I just realized I don't have any more in mind]?? the new Ford F-177013.
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Read After Burning posted:More of a "PYF Bad Magazine Photo", but why the gently caress does Brad Pitt look embalmed? That's how 58 year olds used to look.
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muscles like this! posted:https://twitter.com/Attractions/status/1542221348449181697 Given that they don't tell you what's in it, I'm guessing that cocktail is just a reference.
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muscles like this! posted:https://twitter.com/Attractions/status/1542221348449181697 I just watched the video, and that has to be some of the laziest theming I’ve ever seen out of Disney. I’ve been to Star Wars Land or whatever at Disneyland, and while there’s be stuff like fire-code EXIT signs and Verisign card readers, everything else was themed. This just looks like they put some crappy memorabilia in some tubes and plastered a giant vinyl decal behind the bar. If I’m going to pay Disney prices, I expect something better than “that weird guy you know’s rec room.”
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muscles like this! posted:https://twitter.com/Attractions/status/1542221348449181697 The amazing thing about this is how cheap and low-effort it looks. The standard "Irish Pub" on a cruise ship looks like it's had more effort put into it than that.
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Platystemon posted:The porg souvenir glass looks like poo poo. My son is also named Porg
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They mean protozoan cysts, but yeah that's weird phrasing. You'd think they'd just say protozoa since the average person isn't too familiar with the protozoan lifecycle. I'd assume anything that can kill a protozoa in the cyst stage will also kill it in the active stage. I guess maybe they want to be explicit that it'll kill things in the cyst stage. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protozoa#Life_cycle
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Why is this a failure of marketing? Things like Brita filters generally aren't effective against these things. That, is depending on what the item was.
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It is using the international symbol for no, so it is somewhat confusing as to whether it is in fact effective against the items listed thereon
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Beachcomber posted:Why is this a failure of marketing? Things like Brita filters generally aren't effective against these things. It’s chlorine dioxide based. It’s supposed to be effective against those things. They’re just bad at communicating it.
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