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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Bratwurst? Bockwurst? Beefwurst? You want it, it's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies

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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

well he knows enough about links

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



flavor.flv posted:



Bratwurst? Bockwurst? Beefwurst? You want it, it's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies

those are actually real names for german sausages. germany is a silly place

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

those are actually real names for german sausages. germany is a silly place

My roommate who grew up in Germany teaches me German words just so she can laugh at me trying to speak German.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

flavor.flv posted:



Bratwurst? Bockwurst? Beefwurst? You want it, it's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies

My nice foamy mug of clearly labeled coffee

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Akratic Method posted:

My nice foamy mug of clearly labeled coffee
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee and breakfast beefwurst.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



He should buy some new socks instead of spending all of his money on wurst

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



The wurst is good, it's the sauce that's dangerous

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Literally looks like a Robot Chicken character.

Uncle ShortyB
Oct 18, 2013

"Do you think since your cat is dead I could

You know

Wear it?"

Phlegmish posted:

He should buy some new socks instead of spending all of his money on wurst

Sorry, friend, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmmmmmm, richer

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

With real trucker tan action!!!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Jesus H. Beefcake

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






loving love tourist garbage

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

flavor.flv posted:



loving love tourist garbage

Give me one of these but it's a landlocked country. Just Garfield getting turnt on a beach in Mongolia.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva

flavor.flv posted:



loving love tourist garbage

As someone who lives in Bulgaria I gotta get me one of those.

Also found this at a toy store today. While it's not a knockoff there is some interesting design choices going on...

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

Lavinia Spenlow posted:

As someone who lives in Bulgaria I gotta get me one of those.

Also found this at a toy store today. While it's not a knockoff there is some interesting design choices going on...



That’s really good

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

i'm a non-indicative road sign

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



I'm YOUR SAMPLE TEXT!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
2 TREE

:treemike: :covidtree:

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Am I the only one whose brain, when it sees "2 ________", immediately adds on "2 Furious"?

2 TREE 2 DECIDUOUS, starring Vin Treesel and Palm Walker

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

DontMockMySmock posted:

Am I the only one whose brain, when it sees "2 ________", immediately adds on "2 Furious"?

2 TREE 2 DECIDUOUS, starring Vin Treesel and Palm Walker

I guess it’s better than thinking 1 cup

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I found something for the thread.



Knowing Burton's history of family trauma surrounding guns from the games, he wouldn't be the first person I'd choose to sell toy guns to kids.

E: why do the targets say "supper shoot?"
I just noticed that.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?
The target characters are like a mix between Worms 3D and Homies

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

I found something for the thread.



Knowing Burton's history of family trauma surrounding guns from the games, he wouldn't be the first person I'd choose to sell toy guns to kids.

E: why do the targets say "supper shoot?"
I just noticed that.

You eat what you kill, duh.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Real bootleg or fake bootleg?

Edit: gently caress nevermind, missed the “obvious plant” logo.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Here's some real ones from Amazon:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Donatello's is just my LinkedIn profile.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I too "hate hatred"

also Donatello has no rear end.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Zil posted:

also Donatello has no rear end.
That's evolution baby

quote:

Adult anacondas can overpower many different kinds of prey. They can eat turtles, sheep, dogs, jaguars, bird eggs, smaller sized mammals, etc.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Zil posted:

I too "hate hatred"

also Donatello has no rear end.

Knockoff Assless Ninja Turtles.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


my friend and fellow goon criscodisco spotted this in Dearborn, he better go back and buy me it

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sid Vicious posted:

my friend and fellow goon criscodisco spotted this in Dearborn, he better go back and buy me it



The longer you look, the worse it gets. This is art.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

KozmoNaut posted:

Knockoff Assless Ninja Turtles.

Okay fine I'll do it


freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Kheldarn posted:

The longer you look, the worse it gets. This is art.

Excuse me, “worse”?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I think this is a classic but it's new to me so:



Which immediately made me think of this other classic:

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

my friend and fellow goon criscodisco spotted this in Dearborn, he better go back and buy me it



The world of skateboard designs is rad.

Australia hasn't has colourful packaging on tobacco products for ten years now.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Sid Vicious posted:

my friend and fellow goon criscodisco spotted this in Dearborn, he better go back and buy me it



Love the Pizza Hut logo hat.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Sid Vicious posted:

my friend and fellow goon criscodisco spotted this in Dearborn, he better go back and buy me it



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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

sonic the hedgehog recolour would have been a better president change my mind.

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