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drk posted:Bitcoin Jesus is a citizen of the world and no man may sieze His assets I have a long-standing disagreement with Bitcoin Jesus on this issue, there are so many more attractive assets out there
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PhazonLink posted:I somehow missed the detail of the buttcoin neighbor asking for the goon's kid's PII. Dude you need to get way more harsh and firm. Reminds me of Kevin Rose from Tech Tv talking about going deep into credit card debt as a teen, but it was a Mervyn's card so all he could run the bill up on was silver tab jeans.
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# ? Jun 28, 2022 23:01 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:A bunch of y’all keep confusing “shorts” and “puts”. Buying a put is a contract to buy an “equity” at a certain price, that has an expiry date. This is taking a short position, but is different than “shorting”, which is lending out the actual equity being discussed. Don’t do either on a crypto exchange, but especially don’t do it, if you don’t fully understand the mechanics of “shorting” or taking short positions. Can you explain it in terms of Trading Places? That's really about as deep as my understanding of the market goes.
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# ? Jun 28, 2022 23:06 |
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:Can you explain it in terms of Trading Places? That's really about as deep as my understanding of the market goes. They were trading commodity futures which is kinda similar to equity options: trading based on whether you think the price is going to be higher (bad crop report) or lower (good crop report) than a specific number at a future date
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# ? Jun 28, 2022 23:21 |
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Words that I think are dumb, part one: Tradfi Defi Cex HODL Fintech Doge Stablecoin dAPI I'll post part two another time. Thanks for reading.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 00:44 |
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PITY BONER posted:Words that I think are dumb, part one: How the gently caress does "Blockchain" not top the list
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 01:24 |
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PITY BONER posted:Words that I think are dumb, part one: Leonardo Loredan, Doge of Venice, thinks you're dumb too
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 01:27 |
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Foxfire_ posted:
Our apologies to Count Nipplehat.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 01:48 |
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https://twitter.com/Dalle2Pics/status/1541923711447695360?t=Ejr6KqaAEOE9kQRCWMNKCw&s=19
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 01:57 |
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drk posted:Blast from the past, I remember this guy had a kooky Bitcoin billboard in silicon valley back in like... 2012? So he escaped that dastardly mark karpeles’ clutches after all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP1YsMlrfF0
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:04 |
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Fate Accomplice posted:So he escaped that dastardly mark karpeles’ clutches after all This has big "I'm being held against my will" energy also, mount gocks
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:09 |
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lmao what's roger "deer in headlights" up to these days lmao he's the debtor Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jun 29, 2022 |
# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:10 |
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PITY BONER posted:Words that I think are dumb, part one: Tradfi: When you take out a loan from a man in a powdered wig to launch an expedition to enslave and tear apart families
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:15 |
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Defindom have your money controlled not by one dominatrix, but everyone with access to the blockchain
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:19 |
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retvrn to tradfition
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:19 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Ted Nugent coin loses interest after 13
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:24 |
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Alan Smithee posted:loses interest after 13 Also shits itself to get out of danger.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:44 |
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Mooseontheloose posted:Also shits itself to get out of danger. Worthless in Vietnam.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:04 |
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Scrooge McDuck would not like Bitcoin because he only would want money he could swim in.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:22 |
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bobjr posted:Scrooge McDuck would not like Bitcoin because he only would want money he could swim in. *dives into bitcoin vault, lands facefirst with a crunch*
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:40 |
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bobjr posted:Scrooge McDuck would not like Bitcoin because he only would want money
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:41 |
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The new DuckTales had a brief Bitcoin riff with the disturbingly spot-on techbro villain. Heck, the whole plot of his introductory episode is basically a rugpull scam. Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Jun 29, 2022 |
# ? Jun 29, 2022 04:12 |
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scrooge mcduck strikes me as a goldbug who only trusts hard currency. he hates the fed and wants the bretton woods system back
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 04:19 |
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IIRC it's basically canon that the Money Bin isn't even the majority of Scrooge's wealth, he has tons in bank accounts and investments like a regular trillionaire, he just keeps all his physical assets that he personally earned in one place where he can enjoy literally swimming in it. Comic book writers have put way too much thought into this, yes
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 04:30 |
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What I want to know is what is Scrooge eating to make him dense enough to swim in gold.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 04:39 |
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You ever hear the term "making GBS threads bricks"...?
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 04:50 |
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Very frustrating how shitcoin just hovers around ~20,250 for 4 straight hours.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 04:55 |
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Tunicate posted:I like that the creator of the NFT term clearly wanted people to call them 'Nifty' and nobody did. I was wondering if this was true or not and it turns out it is! Dapper Labs, the company behind the original NFT “Crypto Kitties”, tried to trademark the name “NIFTYS”. Ironically this is likely the very reason that this name didn’t catch on (the application was eventually abandoned) https://twitter.com/ronmartinez/status/1027649351647219712?s=21&t=iMz46Pf3bZsZOG8XH3mMLg
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:00 |
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FCKGW posted:I was wondering if this was true or not and it turns out it is! A nifty jiff of an ape.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:05 |
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Has anyone somehow worked in the term "japes" (short for jpeg apes)
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:10 |
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Unperson_47 posted:Very frustrating how shitcoin just hovers around ~20,250 for 4 straight hours. highly suggest closing any open tabs on this and never checking it again. When the fall happens, it won't be because you were obsessively keeping an eye on the ticker. The volatility and manipulation mean you are going to lose your mind long before the collapse happens.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:18 |
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Unperson_47 posted:Has anyone somehow worked in the term "japes" (short for jpeg apes) sounds like a good opportunity to re invent the wheel in a solved area.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:20 |
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grape ape nft when. cowards
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:30 |
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Does anyone want to start a new NFT called "Rugged Apes" with me?? "You're a real ape, a true diamond hand kong. You know it in your heart. So why don't they? Luckily, a new ape is here. One that can show the world just how tough you are. The Rugged Ape. The first ape that even your grandma can look at and understand, finally, that you're a true, ride-or-die believer in the ecosystem. Ladies love a man who makes a statement - so why not make this yours? BEWARE: [All Holders Must Be RUGGED!!!](jagged lines text bubble) [imgcopy- a rugged ape, dirt smeared on its face. Scars, scuffs, scrapes, stubble, dirt cloud like a depression era hobo. It's been through a lot. It fights for its own. It survives because it believes in itself]" And then you can just tell the SEC you literally told them a million times and they'll go
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:43 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:When it's crypto, it's called "sharting". Shart juice
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:49 |
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Bobcats posted:grape ape nft when. cowards every possible ape nft exists hundreds of times over
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:52 |
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drk posted:every possible ape nft exists hundreds of times over lmao they've managed to produce an NFT series so ugly that not even NFT bros want any part of it.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:55 |
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Gotta get that rare Starry Night background so you know it's art.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:57 |
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is there a Real Apetm nft that is abbreviated to rape
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:31 |
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Piggy Smalls posted:Well goons it all came to a head today. Nugen Coin talk here. My neighbor called to let me know she absolutely had to talk to me today. Nugen is about to go live June 30th and I have to do kyc forms so that the coins under my kids aren’t lost. actually all the advice you got from teh thread is wrong and you should do as your neighbor asks. the money is just around corner over here come look its just around this wall oh u dont see it? just walk a little further its right there just over that thing right over there
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